Clint Nelson
Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson
The Corniest Guy you'll find. With Substance...and puns. Come "Off N Beat" W/ Clint Nelson. Email : cnelsonatl589@gmail.com for any business stuff. Spotify Link Below: (Follow the Show, Hit Notifications, & Leave a 5 Star Review . https://open.spotify.com/show/0Pff6CCvQHDko1d1E4m4pJ?si=407a967931494545 Please Leave a Review on Apple Podcasts to help grow the show. Link Below. https://podcasts.apple.com/ie/podcast/off-n-beat-w-clint-nels
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Episodes
EP. 24. "Is It Rude to Turn Down Cocaine...If Richard Sherman Is Breaking In?" 18.07.2021 51:56
In Episode 24, Clint Starts Sniffing around to wonder what's "Cocaine Ettiquette"...Then Gives his thoughts on the Richard Sherman Arrest....Is it an Early Sign of CTE?....Will CTE start showing in Active players?...Lastly, When is your opinion not considered an opinion anymore?...
EP.23. "I'm not Anti- Social...But I'm Comfortable Not Being Social" 17.07.2021 46:45
In Episode 23, Clint Wonders if he has a Disability...Should we have sympathy for people who murder?..Is Toy Story about Woody Allen and Andy Warhol?.... J Cole "Off Season" Vs Drake "Certified Lover Boy" Album 2021 Releases..And More.
EP. 22. "You Suck at Stretching...But Shohei Ohtani Doesn't Wait Til the 7th Inning..Stretch" 16.07.2021 52:13
In Episode 22, Clint Discovers Our Whole life has been a lie when it comes to Stretching...Is having too much access to Information detrimental to our well being?.. Is Stephen A Smith Correct in his Assessment of Shohei Ohtani being Face of Baseball a Bad Thing?...Has Debate Television created an unrealistic standard for athletes?...Lastly, Why Lamar Jackson is an example of why criticism beyond t...
EP. 21. Dear "DO YOUR RESEARCH"? Guy...Go Fuck Yourself" 13.07.2021 46:10
In Episode 21 , Clint Opens With his Thoughts on Subways Fake Tuna "Menu" (0:01) ...Then Clint Rants on Elitist People Who Grocery Shop at Target(14:38) ..."Do Your Research"?...Or Just answer the Damn Question You Sack of S...(19:39) Jesus Christ..Your Not That Guy!! ....Thoughts on NFL Player Barkevious Mingo Allegations(29:37)...Clint Circles Back To Rant More about "Do Your Research Guy"(36:20...
EP. 20. "The Problem Isn't Your Hidden Biases...It's Your Arrogance That None Exist Within You" 12.07.2021 45:10
In Episode 20, Clint Doesn't stay private about the Audacity of Public Schools and these Damn Unnecessary Parent Teacher Conferences...Then Clint Goes back to the classroom to teach you, why it's normal to have "hidden biases"...And More.
EP. 19. "You're an Accident...And That's The Best Thing You Have Going For You" 10.07.2021 45:58
In Episode 19, Clint Insures you Being a "Surprise" Baby is the Best thing that could've ever happened to you...Then Reflects on his 1st Girlfriend Experience when he was 19...Self Reflection Notice: Clint Does a Deep Self Evaluation of himself of his flaws as an individual. And More.
EP. 18. "I Saved A Cat, I Suck At Flirting, And Rehab Centers Suck" 09.07.2021 47:50
In Episode 18, Clint Tells the Beautiful Story about how he Saved a Cat from a Broken Home the other day(It's a TearJerker)....Then Has an Ephipany that he may need a "Hitch" in his life with flirting & stuff...Clint Makes a Plain In Sight Prediction 10 Years from now ...(Rant Alert) Then goes off on those God Damn "Rehab" Centers taking advantage of people's Struggles...And More.
Ep 17. "I'm A Child of God...Who Be Getting Cheeks Clapped By Drawing 2" 07.07.2021 47:20
In Episode 17, Clint Gets a Little too Comfortable by talking about....Other Peoples Personal Business. (For Ex. Your Dude getting Pegged). And More.
EP. 16. "We Had to Have Those Moments...To Have These Differences" 06.07.2021 50:56
In Episode 16, Clint Goes on and on....and on....and on....about Caitlyn Jenner's Potential Proposal Solution for the Homeless if Elected Governer of California...Then Shares an emotional story of an encounter when he was 20 years old that matured his naivety..
EP. 15. "You Can Pull the Plug...But I'm still the one in Charge" 01.07.2021 48:49
In Episode 15, Clint give his take on Gwen Berry's Stance at the Olympic Trials, ..Then Dips his Toes in the Sub Genre's of the Sexuality Pool....Why are athletes on such a critical eye from observers?... Breaks down the hypocrisy of people who say "Politics and sports" shouldn't mix...Lastly Clint Gives a little insight on the Sex Demon "Succubus".
EP. 14. "Just Cause I Like A Good Fridge...Doesn't Mean I Want You Built Like One" 29.06.2021 1:04:37
In Episode 14, Clint Rants on the Tour De France Sign Lady Who Caused a Pileup, ..Then loses his Shit on Now Having to pay to Throw Printers and Shit...Then Defines the Difference Between a Simp and a Gentlemen...Why Fathers are Important Regardless of Media Agenda...Lastly Gives his Overall Thoughts on "Men Vs Women" Going On..
EP. 13. "Tell Me About Your Day...So I Can Go On With Mine" 26.06.2021 42:58
In Episode 13, Clint Flies Through It Today With The Girl Stealing her Twin Sisters Husband of 20 years, World Trade Center Movie Review, Carl Nassib Coming Out, Healthy Stalking, Cats Movie Review, Chrissy Tiegen Bullying, People Who Try Too Hard To Be Normal, Black Tik Tok Creator Strike, Cant Trust People who Don't Drink Water, and A lot of Unnecessary Singing.
EP. 12. "Im Not Fat...Your Eyes are Just Wide" 25.06.2021 44:18
In Episode 12 , Wakes Up on the Toxic Side of the Pillow. Clint Confesses why he sucks at Rapping. Then Why is it Anyone's responsibility to tell you the same message in your "Preferred" Way of Reception?..Plus What the Hell do you Mean you Care for my "Well Being"?... Grinding Clint's Gears Edition: Clint Tells a Story of what happened at Culvers a few days back that Grinded his Gears. (12:50) .....
EP. 11. "Nothing Like A Good Ole Poke in the Gooch" 24.06.2021 47:55
Intro : "Tonight at Chili's" By Clint Nelson In Episode 11, Follow Up on Drake Bell's Pleading Guilty to not leaving the Youth Behind, News This Week in Texas Banning "Critical Race Theory" in Schools. Clint Talks About why that's Problematic...Then Apparently Men Cum Quicker off of Foot Jobs than Hand Jobs(Can't Make this Shit Up). Should Men Boycott Valentines Day?... Clint shares a Personal Sto...
EP. 10. "You're a Dime a Dozen...But This Episode Isn't" 20.06.2021 56:06
In Episode 10, Clint Talks to himself about His Perspective on Lion King, Winnie the Pooh, The girl who got attacked by a Bear in a Hammock, The Prehistoric Rhino(Huge as Fuck), ICarly Promising Sexual Situations, The Art of Booty Shorts, Why you Should Let your Kid Watch Porn, The Mom and Daughter who share Their Sex Tapes, Lastly Some Unwarranted Wisdom.
EP. 9. (Friends Sitcom)"The Unsettling Truth of Ross and Rachel" [Deep Rewind] , "Only Friends", Mormon Life, Struggle with Belief" 19.06.2021 1:01:14
In Episode 9, Clint Looks Back on the Unsettling Reality about the "Friends" Sitcom Ending(Ross and Rachel)...and how True that Translate's to Real Life.(0:01) Why have an "Only Fans" when we can have an "Only Friends?". ..[A Pitch You can't Miss] (23:30)...Why Life would be easier if you were Mormon.(36:30)...Lastly Clint Goes back and forth with the Good and Bad of "Belief". (39:15)
EP. 8. "I Wanna "Cater 2 U"...But Apparently It's a Problem, Is Tipping a Requirement or Courtesy?, The Steroid Burrito, Mario Lopez Vs Oscar De La Hoya 16.06.2021 1:03:25
In Episode 8, Apparently "Cater 2 U" by "Destiny's Child" is Problamatic...So we Go in on that nonsense.(YOU CAN'T CANCEL BEYONCE)(0:12) ..Why even though Tipping is not Required, it's still wrong not to do so(24:00)...Then we touch on the US Sprinter who got a 4 year ban for eating a Burrito, Is she Lying??(52:55)...Lastly give a quick Review of a Oscar De La Hoya Vs Mario Lopez Celebrity Match F...
EP. 7. "What's Considered "One Full Use" of Underwear Wearing?" How to Find Out if Your Man Likes to be "Driven to The Hole" (BootyPlay), Plus More..Alot..More" 15.06.2021 1:00:03
In Episode 7 , Clint asks "What is Considered Wearing Underwear "Once"? Then Gives Free Game for the Ladies out there who want to know if their man is "Experimental" when it comes to "Driving to The Hole". (BootyPlay) ...Also Does is Matter how you wash your Body as a Man?..Then we go off the Rails Touching on Subjects such as Dj Khaled, Migos, Jack Harlow, Swimming in Dirty Pools,Close Calls on W...
EP. 6. "The Entangled "Steamed Vagina" Narrative According to Jada Pinkett Smith, An NBA Playoff Update, "What's the Hold Up" 14.06.2021 47:46
Rap Preview: "Sunset" By Clint Nelson (0:56) In Episode 6 , Clint gets in an Ignorant "Entanglement" with The Narrative of "Steamed Vaginas " (Do we Need To Even Say More) (2:02)...Then an NBA Playoff Update. , Nets Vs Bucks, Suns Vs Nuggets,vJazz Vs Clippers (29:32)....Lastly a Poem: "What's the Hold Up?" By Clint Nelson (42:35)
EP. 5. "(CREEP ALERT) On the Biggest Artist in the World...Drake....Bell.(Deep Dive), Aaron Carter V.S. Lamar Odom Fight Review, Why Celebrity Boxing Never Works, "Think the Unthinkable" 13.06.2021 59:25
Rap Preview : "Sunset" By Clint Nelson (0:53) In Episode 5, Clint gets into the Creepiness and Suspicious Activity of the Once Biggest Nickelodeon Star "Drake Bell". .. and how he's still holding onto to those Glory years...even the girls(2:10).....Did you see the Lamar Odom V.S. Aaron Carter Boxing Match?...Don't Worry, Well give you the "Spinning Review" of it....Also Touch Gloves on the idea of...
EP. 4. "The Growth Of Aaron Rodgers (DEEP DIVE), Why Rory and Mal will THRIVE Without Joe Holding them Back, "Go at Your Own Pace!" 11.06.2021 1:03:29
Rap Preview: "I Got a Yacht" By Clint Nelson (1:08) In Episode 4, Clint Goes DEEP into Aaron Rodgers and how Meeting His Life Partner( Shailene Woodley ) has made us as the Public See more of Who He Is...and Breaks Down The Film of how his Personal Life has made him More Likeable in Retrospect(2:15) ...Then Makes a Bold Prediction of the Future for "Rory and Mal" . Goes into the Credit "Rory and M...
EP. 3. "Indifferent Self Image, Incorrectly Labeled Insecurity, "Only God Can Judge Me"(Ironically), "Welcome to Chili's" 10.06.2021 1:03:05
Rap Preview : "Tonight at Chili's" By Clint Nelson In Episode 3. Clint takes a deep look in the mirror to actually try to start giving a SHIT about his self image...Is it Insecure to not be open to Threesome Or Polyamory with your Partner? ...Then continues to Pass Judgement on those who say "Only God Can Judge Me" and why that mindset can ironically keep you out of Touch with Reality. " Welcome t...
EP. 2 "Wrestling, Friends, Scooby Doo, Logan Paul, Online Manosphere, Atlanta Hawks" 09.06.2021 1:00:12
Rap Preview: "I Got A Yacht" by Clint Nelson. In Episode 2 . Clint Jumps off the Top Ropes explaining the Significance of Pro Wrestling on the Youth... Then Touches on the Reality of "Friends" in light of the Most Successful Sitcom of all TIME being Rebooted. (And Why they shouldn't). Is Logan Paul becoming one of Most likeable People on this Earth?....Also a Healthy Reminder to "Think For Yoursel...
EP. 1. "The Pilot" 08.06.2021 1:01:18
Rap Preview : "Little Debbie" By Clint Nelson . In Episode 1. Clint Rants by questioning Why there's a Deli by the Entrance of Wal-Mart and Goes off the Loaf from there....Talk's about "first job", The Importance of Why your Life Depends on "Thinking for Yourself". Then Guilt Trips You to remember to take your mother out for Dinner! 1. Subscribe to "Off N Beat" Youtube Channel Link Below: https://...
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