NYMPHOWARS

Be a fly on the wall as the girls track the material for their Christmas special "A Flylady Christmas." Theda just isn't in the Christmas spirit and hasn't gotten Macy a gift. Plus her sink is filthy...What will she do? Just when all is lost, Flylady arrives to impart a very special lesson. What happens then will bring together many famous celebrities including it-girl Dua Lipa and influencer Nikk...

Have you ever heard of "The Moth"? If you haven't, well, it is a podcast about one thing we all love and that is stories. Many love moth, notleastofwhich Nymphowars. But what's better than just stories? Uuhhhh how about also having poems, songs, and sounds!!! Take that "moth." Listen as the girls wipe their ass with moth. F*ck moth. This episode is brought to you by Poems, Stories, Songs, and Soun...

In two discarded chunks the girls discuss amphetamine addiction, trans health clinics, and Madonna's masculinity. The episode ends with another celebration of Macy's birthday, because the second chunk was cut for time from last week's episode. This episode is sponsored by My Field. O Field, My Field, what a great field you are. Let's hear it for my field. 

In two discarded chunks the girls discuss amphetamine addiction, trans health clinics, and Madonna's masculinity. The episode ends with another celebration of Macy's birthday, because the second chunk was cut for time from last week's episode. This episode is sponsored by My Field. O Field, My Field, what a great field you are. Let's hear it for my field. 

In two discarded chunks the girls discuss amphetamine addiction, trans health clinics, and Madonna's masculinity. The episode ends with another celebration of Macy's birthday, because the second chunk was cut for time from last week's episode. This episode is sponsored by My Field. O Field, My Field, what a great field you are. Let's hear it for my field. 

The girls take questions from the rabble and then introduce the world to a very special game. Their friendship is sorely tested. Can either trans survive without the other? Can they make up before Macy's Birthday?? Tune in for a thrilling and heartwarming episode of Nymphowars with special guests.  This episode is sponsored by Games. "Games. Want to play a fun game? Try Games." 

The girls visit their friend M in her hotel room, where she is recovering from major elective surgery. One thing leads to another and Theda ends up having a great revelation. A low key chatty episode to kick off the holiday season. Just hang out. 

Nymphowars comes to you live from the sidelines of the 24th annual Victoria's Secret Fashion show. The brass have learned their lessons from the uproar and cast a trans model...but at what cost? The gals receive feedback on their funny skit from some old friends, then embark on the true crime mystery of the decade: just who is SaigeLee43 and why does she love fucking and/or sucking a dick she shou...

The gals chat about Glenn Close crying like a baby, a Cronenberg monster who does catcalls, and a very surprising reinterpretation of The Shape of Water. But when Stephen Colbert asks Macy about some youth vernacular, things go awry.

Join Narrator Kevin Poop as we take a look back at the fascinating history of the podcast we know today as "NYMPHOWARS".  We look back at iconic and rare clips from some of the girls' previous radio ventures from 1930's radio plays up to that time the girls recorded while being abducted by a rather famous serial killer.

Magda accompanies the girls to the local Sephora where they scour the store for some crucial supplies. Theda gets attacked by a bug. Macy gets "Weird." No political current events mentioned. This episode is sponsored by Pat McGrath (Pat McGrath).  

Tinder stalkers, generation Z's, glam life gurus, and the death of the planet, plus a visit from a very special lady, and the death of a beloved granny.  This episode is sponsored by Flylady.net. "Are you living in CHAOS (can't have anyone over syndrome??) try Flylady's helpful tips for keeping your mind tranquil and your home spotless. Our daily newsletter will tell you all you need to know about...

I have one question...and it goes a little something like this: why did you DO that DO that DO that DO that DO that to me? why did you DO that DO that DO that DO that DO that to me? why did you DO that DO that DO that DO that DO that to me? Why did you DO that...WHY did you do that??? This and all episodes of NYMPHOWARS are sponsored by Bing Map. "Bing Map: Crystal Clear Clarity and Very Big Map"

Nymphowars' first field piece. The girls take a late night walk to a local cemetery where the presence of the buried dead inspires a sombre reimagining of the movie Titanic featuring only Old Rose and "Friendly Bill" Paxton. A Star Is Born gets some obligatory mentions in preparation for next week's ASIB blitz. Cyndi Lauper makes a brief cameo. Bjork sucks.  This episode is sponsored by Bing Map....

This episode is mostly just a series of funny sounds. 

Wow, many special guests on this one. Felicity Huffman drinks an entire lake and pisses it back out again in classic movie Transamerica. Patti Lupone on coke? I guess anything goes! Caitlyn spills the secrets of her life, while Matthew McConaughey takes his career in a new direction. Finally, Ellen tries real hard to fuck Tig Notaro. Will she succeed? Find out on this star studded ep of NYMPHOWARS

Chase me once, shame on you. Chase me twice, I have to become your lawfully wedded wice* (*wife). Macy takes a ride in a hell cab while Theda blows a man on the eve of his marriage. Jerod Leto dies a terrible death. Pokemon GO to the polls.  

Exploring the Ariana Grande. James Ivory's old yellow jizz. Chelsea Clinton locks up her mom. Whether you're gay straight or bi, lesbian transgender life, just remember this one thing: you are nothing and will always be nothing to me. Teamster talk. Pose on FX. Pose on FX. Pose on FX. Britney Spears and the 5 smells. 

Big sexy man hits up Macy to invite her to "please come to Bi Orgy." Hamm, big slut, will do anything for love. The sexy girls reminisce about sexuality during drag times. All this and more on very special episode of NYMPHOWARS