NYMPHOWARS

KNFW…in the morning! Long haul trucker radio for the flyover country! Theda Hammel and Macy Rodman from the 2010's classic podcast "Nymphowars" are hitting the airwaves again. This time on TERRESTRIAL RADIO.

Two podcasts. Two books. Two spouses. Two Out 100s. Two paths in life. Two trans.  Having parted ways after the events on the West Bank, Theda and Macy have dissolved their S-Corp and moved on. Macy's husband, a real estate shark, helped Macy claim all the assets from the old podcast, so Theda is recording her new podcast "F*ck ______." on a microcassette player with her wife Hadar, an Israeli ex-...

The girls join the permanent cast of Andy Cohen's latest Bravo reality tv show " Real Gays of New York " in an attempt to rehabilitate their image, but quickly discover that doing so puts them in an extremely precarious ethical position. Macy and Theda differ in their approach to the delicate situation, and both pursue their own strategy to mixed effect. 

The girls are back with a three episode miniseries to lead up to their live events at the Lyric Hyperion in Los Angeles, February 7th and 8th, 2020.  On the morning of a Blow Jobin' Experience broadcast, Theda feels a little down because the podcast wasn't included in the Out 100, but Macy has a special plan to cheer her up. Meanwhile, Theda's got an idea for how to make the show more palatable. B...

America's favorite kitchenista Claire Saffitz is back with an all new episode of the hit series "Gourmet Makes" from the Bon Appetit test kitchen. At the insistence of her friends and colleagues, she's taking on her hardest challenge yet...a confection so crucial and beloved that some of her tasters might literally die if she messes up. Can she succeed, or will she break down once and for all? Fin...

The girls were invited to record an episode of their podcast live before an audience of mostly naked strangers at the Inferno sex party. After a spin around the room they proceed to completely lose their audience over the course of an hour. If you were there, relive all the happy memories now, and if you weren't--live them for the first time, only on Nymphowars.  

Weird guy Berrigan guides the girls up to Spencer Lake where they sit and talk about Macy's trip to Alaska, and Theda's apprehensions about the upcoming fisting special. 

In episode 11 of this season, we conducted a group interview to find and hire a new writer for our show. While there were a handful of decent candidates, no one wowed us quite like Marlo St. John, and amnesiac, bleeding from the side of her head, whose only possession was a 2014 appointment book with a single entry--that of the Nymphowars interview. We hired her on the spot, and are proud to prese...

Macy got a targeted instagram ad for a specialized tucking tape called "Unclockable you" and so the girls decided they should try it out. Joining them are Cody Critcheloe (aka SSION) and Paul, who have never tucked before. Join the four of them as they quite literally put it on, walk around, and take it off. Only on Nymphowars. 

Jacqueline Novak's off broadway stand up show "Get On Your Knees" is the best shit we ever did see and we were lucky enough to chat with her, her director John Early, and her boyfriend, comedian Chris Laker after a Saturday matinee. Much like Jacqueline's show, this episode includes many topics in addition to oral sex, including Tom Cruise and the Ravioli Store, celebrity child names, and what it...

With a dead body on board, and no authorities for miles around, podcaster Th3da H8mmel has no choice but to take the investigation into her own hands. After what surely is one of the most thorough and clinical group interrogations the world has ever known, she shares her theories with those on board. Who killed Jeffree Star, and does anyone care? Find out on this special 70 minute episode of Nymph...

Everything was set for Theda to have a pleasant train ride up the coast. She had a book, a bed, and her BEST friend Cait in charge...but something's amiss on the Coastal Starlight Express. For starters, it's crawling with D list celebrities. Chief among them? The notorious Jeffree Star, who's received a menacing threat scrawled in his own lipstick and demands Theda's help tracking down the perpetr...

After a season and a half of programming, the gals run out of ideas and need to outsource. With Macy out of the office, Theda holds an open call for writers and gets a mixed bag to say the least!

Much like the 1998 Craig Monahan Australian film of the same name, this episode was recorded with the eternal search for knowledge at its core! Macy asks Theda questions about life, art, and Geotran, and Theda answers those questions...sometimes with honesty and sometimes with diarrhea. Everything you could ever want to know, and much much more. 

Much like the Seth Rogen/James Franco Vehicle of the same name, this episode was recorded with the eternal search for knowledge at its core! Theda asks Macy questions about life, art, and mysterious circumstances, and Macy answers those questions...sometimes with honesty and sometimes with riddles.

The feud that rocked the podcasting world finally reaches it's sexy conclusion with the help of Hal Sparks and professional mediator Lorelei Ramirez. That's all folks!

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You spoke? We listened, and are proud to announce a full revival of Vh1's lapsed property "Storytellers" in coordination with the U.S. Army and the United Service Organizations. Over 20,000 navy troops requested the first booking be of Johnny "Cougar" Mellencamp, and, well? We couldn't say no. But in fact we did not book Mellencamp and went with the ladies of Nymphowars instead who regaled a small...

The ladies of Nymphowars apply their razor sharp true crime podcasting skills to the scandal of the century: Tati Westbrook's furious takedown of James Charles and its ensuing uproar. To aid them in their explanation, the girls have called upon the sage counsel of their wisest friends to answer such pressing questions as: who or what is a "Tati"? Is "Halo Beauty" a nutriceutical? It is chill to ac...

Two transsexual podcasters must forge a path through treacherous obstacles to make their way to paradise in an epic journey of gargantuan proportions. Theda and Macy must use every tool at their disposal to survive the unyielding battle that is laser hair removal. Tracy, their longtime friend and laser technician at the Berkowits School (not sponsored), might just be their only hope. Let's join th...

Welcome to The Blo Jobin' Experience!!! The chit chat show that will live on our Patreon every Saturday from here into perpetuity! You will still be able to get all the zany romps, story times, and field pieces for free, but don't be scared to peek behind the paywall at our talk show that will feature guests, call ins and more! Today we talk poop, Fergie's predatory past, and poop transplants....s...

In the thrilling conclusion of Nymphowars' bombastic two part season opener, Theda fights her way to the final showdown against the Drag Race Illuminati. With Macy's fate on the line, Theda must outwit the remaining judges, and RuPaul himself all the while preparing to nail the final lipsync for her life. Will she slay the drag patriarchy or sashay off this mortal coil? There's only one way out al...

Macy is trapped in a frenzied state of catchphrase madness and can't stop speaking in the cursed drag lingo popularized by the television phenomenon "Rupaul Presents: The Drag Race". Theda has no choice but to seek guidance from an unlikely ally, Caitlyn Jenner, and go stealth as a contestant on the competition reality show as an undercover vigilante to stop the show's nefarious influence and save...

Theda has been gravely injured doing a field piece in Texas while visiting friend-of-the-show Matthew McConaughey. It's up to Macy to assemble the archived footage into an episode worthy of the season finale. The resulting footage takes us on a deep dive into the dark personal history of actor and vaudevillian Matthew McConaughey, who has taken up residence in Amarillo Texas to perform his biograp...

The girls hang out in Macy's room as she oils herself in unguents, chatting about Ellen's work in If These Walls Could Talk 2 and how they would update the franchise for today. Also mentioned, the planned Nymphowars hiatus for January/February, Patreon issues, and some surgery forecasting. Ellen does not have sperm.