NYMPHOWARS

The gals are whipped into stage-ready shape by a handful of showbiz veterans, recruited by absentee director Caitlyn Jenner, with Jolly Rodger stage managing. The only problem? Resisting the sweet flavors of Spanish Vermut. Will they hit bottom? Or will they learn to cope. Meanwhile, Jeffree Star approaches by air...

Theda is in personal crisis in New York when an unbelievable opportunity comes crashing through her window. Macy is having a wonderful time in Spain and can't wait to reconnect with her dear friend. Can the two come together to regain their Former Glory??? 

Theda brings up the power of orange cock and how it is something that she's always talking about. Macy agrees and sings a bit to the tune of a Tori Amos song. The gals go through a lot before the summer vacation. We're on break after July 10th but we'll be on patreon every week still! patreon.com/nymphowarsxxx

Some interesting new musical acts emerge and the gals are loving it! A Gen Z edutainment star tells some lies, and Ellen is up to her old tricks...We're on break after July 10th but we'll be on patreon every week still! patreon.com/nymphowarsxxx

The gals do some of the usual schtick before they are interrupted by a crazed fan! Can they meet the fan's demands or are they doomed?

Summer has arrived at the KNFW studio in Philadelphia and the gals are PARCHED!!! A lemonade man is not what he seems, an ad for an ancient phenomena comes through, and some beloved East Coast characters stop by...but will they leave?

This week the gals are in for a rude awakening when Ellen pulls the plug on their show to make room for some new radio hosts! They're hot, they're sexy, and they know a LOT about the love lives of celebs. Can they get their slot back? Only Ellen can answer that!

Macy and Theda are stricken with Met Gala fever and need to find a way to afford couture QUICKLY! Theda is visited by a new dentist with an unusual methodology, and Macy is visited by the queen of fashion herself!

For today's Amuse Douche, Macy calls in live from the red carpet at the 76th annual Cannes International Film Festival. 

Down the hall from KNFW, a very hangry (hungry + angry!) Terry Gross is trying to get her employees and guests to help her. You see at the very top of her bookshelf is a can of soup she's been wanting to eat for years, but she is just too short to reach it. Will her Gen Z assistant help, or will she be too woke to do her job? What about any of the notables stopping by her office on their way to He...

The gals did a live show at The Elysian Theater in Los Angeles! Theda is over the movies and goes all in on music with her new agent, Kelly Osbourne. Macy takes a walk while a series of musicians come through the storied halls of the Elysian and hear Theda's pitch on a new song. Will she hit it big?

This episode, the gals try to cure Macy's migraine by snorting some 'Tec, but they may have gotten a bit carried away. Mounds is a sponsor, and Theda fields a call from a rock legend.

The gals ricochet back and forth between topics on this jam packed episode! Macy goes country, Theda goes wild for a new pharmaceutical, and Ellen goes full juicehead, but it's all in a day's work at KNFW!

After Macy is detained by the nefarious private police force employed by the storyteller's convention, her only way out is to tell one HELL of a story! Meanwhile, Theda searches high and low for her friend and along the way finds a budding romance and a room of one's own. How will this gripping two parter end?! Only judge Ginger knows the answer!

This week the gals dive deep into the ancient art of storytelling with the help of some fabulous luminaries from the arts and sciences at the "Storyteller's Convention"...conviently located in the D wing of the building!

The gals are joined in the studio by an older woman named Gertrude who tells them her life story and teaches the listener a thing or two about sexuality through the decades.

Macy and Theda are served with a cease and desist from a very prominent member of young Hollywood.  They must look back at their actions and take accountability for what they've been deriving pleasure and healing from. 

Theda is shocked to discover Josh Brolin has stolen her original IP and used it as the premise for a sketch on a network television comedy show! Sponsors include a Gen Z run candle company and a new product from Doctor Bowel.

The gals talk Theda's moody new passion project, a film where all of them are gays! But she needs a star...could there be one in the building? Possibly...if only his GIRLFRIEND doesn't get in the way! Let's go!

This week, the gals get an offer they can't refuse. They must use their language skills to come up with Hulu's hottest new property, but will the suits appreciate their efforts?

Macy comes in with yet another boyfriend related personality overhaul, but Theda has had enough. To break Macy's destructive cycle of codependent relationships, Theda must scrub through the archive to show her friend the error of her ways. 

Theda gets visited by international pop sensation, Jennifer Lopez, while Macy is doing chores in the next room. Will Macy believe Theda even though the diva continuously eludes her? Find out!

The gals talk musical theater, read some very sensual ads, and get a surprise visit by an unknown in the music industry who claims to have the rights to a huge IP!

Theda calls in from Park City and talks all the big movies that are ROCKING the slopes

The gals talk about Macy's trip the to Galapagos, get into the musical genius of ABBA, and speak to one of the strange, charming offspring of a "great" scientist