NRL Hellmouth

In this episode: EXCLUSIVE SIGNING NEWS FIFA World Cup Commentator Peter Drury recaps the last round The Roosters NRLW coach wants set restarts (we don't) Another week, another life saved by rugby league players All the chat about the new TV rights deal We get a call from a frustrated NRLW troll NRL Book Club: Captain Con, by Steve Roach

In this week's episode: Jason Ryles, superhero The Karapani crashout Scammers wreck Broncos' fans' mascot dreams Club socials round up (including Reggie the Rabbit's new extended family) The latest on our NRL for Bali initiative Mid-season taste test: which fish & chip shop item best represents your club? This Week In Hell, including a special NRLW season preview  

In this episode: Last round was almost normal! Are NSW's issues due to...an ear infection? More evidence for the dacking-to-comeback theory of Origin The Bears' new South Africa recruitment manager has a wacky side CULTURE WARS: Izzy calls in the lawyers and we get called unattractive Club social media round-up: the good, the bad, the piss funny NRL TV spin-offs, part 2

In this week’s episode: •A clairvoyant provides their (future) predictions for the (past) State of Origin game 2. (Yes, we’re confused as well.) • We need to talk about Ashley • New game show: What’s more rugby league than that? • Should the NRL have a team in Bali? • Jape of the week: Piggy Riddell vs Matty Johns • Dante’s fifth circle of rugby league Hell: WRATH

In this episode: Daniel and James report on their action items from last week Kane Evans comes out and Israel Folau wants back in Fozball: the secrets exposed! ( Link ) Fantasy V'Landys: the Enhanced League Simon pitches some NRL TV spinoffs

In this episode: Round 13 wrap-up (with haikus) Should you #giveupat20 for Origin? Teddy saves his dacking for the big stage The Broncos' special guest earns them 'The Stench' Brian To'o: an unusual choice for a bowel health spokesperson ( Link ) Why is Cooper Johns wearling all white and eating such a large bowl of soup at work? ( Link ) NRL Book Club: The Car Olympics

In this episode: A positive bush ballad about Round 12 We bend time to provide a recap of Origin I Andrew Abdo: jumped, pushed or backstabbed? The RLPA has some concerns about fatigue Creg calls back in No Try July makes us cry Dan connects with a local Dragons fan Jape of the week: PVL and Brad Fittler lock hilarity-horns in a comic battle The Middle Earth XIII: who makes the cut (of the Elvish b...

In this episode: • Magic Round or Tragic Round? • Munster and Hughes are the revolutionary heroes we need • Peter V'Landys, stand up comic extraordinaire • The Las Vegas hype has already begun • Our pre-recorded podcast somehow gets a live call • An important update on inmate conditions at the rugby league prison • Club songs: the good, the bad and the horrifically violent • Game unruly as garbage...

In this week's episode: We quantify the contribution of #giveupat20 to Australia's GDP Pass the salt! The Warriors' club statement is a thing of passive-aggressive beauty The Bulldogs airport shitter - REVEALED! Dan has 'the talk' with his daughter Fan mailbag: an Adelaide expansion club and a potential AI copyright lawsuit? We name the all-time Magicians XIII

In this week's episode: The Bruce Stadium startup incubator Players hate the pointsmaxxing too Rugby league parenting: when do you tell your children about your club's salary cap scandal? Chiefs vs Bears: who will win the signing war? Is there even a signing war? Munster and Bellamy: men at the crossroads SPECIAL INVESTIGATION: The Bulldogs' spitty-bum story is just plain bull Fantasy V'Landys: St...

In this week's episode: • What to do with the hours you gain by giving up at 20 • The NRL community revels in the Storm's demise • Gotta catch 'em all! The Chiefs nab the first 2 Pokemon for their collection • The best names from the NFL draft (and how the NRL can compete) • AI is terrible at banter, Fox Sports is terrible at AI, the GusBot is terrible for the world • We preview the WSOO • NRL Boo...

In this week's episode: - We gotta stay positive - Wayne Bennett supports our 'Give up at 20' initiative - Shane Flannagooooorne - The Dragons' Captain's Run lacks the postmodern whimsy of a real Wes Anderson film - We critique the teams' 2026 Anzac jerseys (please don't cancel us for it) - Cam Munster and Jahrome Hughes host a military history podcast - BEAST MODE: Angus Crighton reflects on the...

In this episode: • Give up at 20: who did it, who didn't, who should have? • 50+ point aggregate scores have no place in an adult diet • The epidemic of naughty boys • AJ gets engaged (but it's controversial!) • State of Origin at Coachella • A shout-out to a very special Dragons Facebook group • The Bears have named their mascot and it's absolutely ridiculous • Great moments in the greatest game...

In this episode: • Life pro tip: Give up at 20 (points, not years) • Dan hosts rugby league-related workshops at an alternative lifestyle festival • Anasta and Chammas's park bench rendezvous is highly sus • Where is James Tedesco's arse this season? • The Knights' hi-vis jersey, and other employment-focused playing strips • How the NRL can help with the fuel crisis • James shares a hilarious and...

In this episode: • The Brookvale Bloodbath: Arise, Sir Foran • Brett White has some weird thoughts about beer pong • The fan experience: Can horseshoes succeed where rally towels have failed? • Fantasy V'Landys: Stopping the six-agains • Dante's 3rd circle of NRL Hell: Gluttony • Isaiah Iongi's perfect spliff gets a shoutout in parliament • Some investigative journalism!

In this week's episode: • Enshittification Watch – have we turned the corner? • Isaiah Iongi gets passed a blunt punishment • Los Secretos del Valle de Rugby: A Latin American telenova about the Brisbane Broncos • This week in Hell: a preview of the demons we'll face in Round 4 • Dan reveals some concerns about the podcast • NRL Book Club: 'Whitewater, white faces' by former North Sydney hooker To...

In this week's episode: The enshittification of rugby league continues (and AJ is the antidote) The Dragons' 'Raise the Red' initiative fails to raise much interest Rugby league rock party – the best songs inspired by our great game Fantasy V'Landys: Bye-bye, byes The Panthers' spine is the gang from Seinfeld (and you'll never guess which one is Kramer!) This episode brought to you by 'Cherry Magu...

In this episode: • The Witzer Curse • PVL’s OnlyFans collab • New segment: Did you know?! • The Chiefs have joined the National Resort League  • Nathan Cleary brings down the house • What’s in a name? For these NRL players, amazingness • The Sharks’ spine eerily resembles an iconic pop group • Dante’s second level of rugby league hell: LUST This episode brought to you by Father-and-son Time, a cur...

In this episode: • Fox League goes AI and boy don't we love it • PVL is being weird about the AFL • Fantasy V'Landys: The Cage Match for Lomax • The Tigers CEO really, really likes coffee • Getting high in the lower grades • Rugby league haircuts: Round 1! • NRL Book Club: Craig Salvatori's gripping tale of swimming pool hubris • Can artificial intelligence pass the NRL Banting Test? • The Cyberpu...

In this week's episode: •An apology to Ricky Stuart •Can Tim Tams win America over to rugby league? (Absolutely not) •Fantasy V’Landys: Cameron Munster, indentured labourer •Isaiah Iongi? More like Isaiah I-love-chongies! •Ezra Mam rubs one out for the fans •League-logo-palooza This episode brought to you by Trent Robinson’s Small Bird Survey of Sydney.

In the inaugural episode of NRL Hellmouth: •If you can run 7.5 km, you can play NRL •Does the All Stars need a third team...of dickheads? •Sticky's stand-up comedy coup •Chevy Stuart strikes a blow for the anti-gambling lobby •Rugby league in the Epstein Files •Stop the fiddle V'Landys! •Penis enlargement and its implications for rugby league •14th-century poet Dante's first circle of NRL Hell: Li...

NRL Hellmouth opens in mid February 2026 - here's a glimpse of the horrors within.