NRL Hellmouth

In this episode: • Life pro tip: Give up at 20 (points, not years) • Dan hosts rugby league-related workshops at an alternative lifestyle festival • Anasta and Chammas's park bench rendezvous is highly sus • Where is James Tedesco's arse this season? • The Knights' hi-vis jersey, and other employment-focused playing strips • How the NRL can help with the fuel crisis • James shares a hilarious and...

In this episode: • The Brookvale Bloodbath: Arise, Sir Foran • Brett White has some weird thoughts about beer pong • The fan experience: Can horseshoes succeed where rally towels have failed? • Fantasy V'Landys: Stopping the six-agains • Dante's 3rd circle of NRL Hell: Gluttony • Isaiah Iongi's perfect spliff gets a shoutout in parliament • Some investigative journalism!

In this week's episode: • Enshittification Watch – have we turned the corner? • Isaiah Iongi gets passed a blunt punishment • Los Secretos del Valle de Rugby: A Latin American telenova about the Brisbane Broncos • This week in Hell: a preview of the demons we'll face in Round 4 • Dan reveals some concerns about the podcast • NRL Book Club: 'Whitewater, white faces' by former North Sydney hooker To...

In this week's episode: The enshittification of rugby league continues (and AJ is the antidote) The Dragons' 'Raise the Red' initiative fails to raise much interest Rugby league rock party – the best songs inspired by our great game Fantasy V'Landys: Bye-bye, byes The Panthers' spine is the gang from Seinfeld (and you'll never guess which one is Kramer!) This episode brought to you by 'Cherry Magu...

In this episode: • The Witzer Curse • PVL’s OnlyFans collab • New segment: Did you know?! • The Chiefs have joined the National Resort League  • Nathan Cleary brings down the house • What’s in a name? For these NRL players, amazingness • The Sharks’ spine eerily resembles an iconic pop group • Dante’s second level of rugby league hell: LUST This episode brought to you by Father-and-son Time, a cur...

In this episode: • Fox League goes AI and boy don't we love it • PVL is being weird about the AFL • Fantasy V'Landys: The Cage Match for Lomax • The Tigers CEO really, really likes coffee • Getting high in the lower grades • Rugby league haircuts: Round 1! • NRL Book Club: Craig Salvatori's gripping tale of swimming pool hubris • Can artificial intelligence pass the NRL Banting Test? • The Cyberpu...

In this week's episode: •An apology to Ricky Stuart •Can Tim Tams win America over to rugby league? (Absolutely not) •Fantasy V’Landys: Cameron Munster, indentured labourer •Isaiah Iongi? More like Isaiah I-love-chongies! •Ezra Mam rubs one out for the fans •League-logo-palooza This episode brought to you by Trent Robinson’s Small Bird Survey of Sydney.

In the inaugural episode of NRL Hellmouth: •If you can run 7.5 km, you can play NRL •Does the All Stars need a third team...of dickheads? •Sticky's stand-up comedy coup •Chevy Stuart strikes a blow for the anti-gambling lobby •Rugby league in the Epstein Files •Stop the fiddle V'Landys! •Penis enlargement and its implications for rugby league •14th-century poet Dante's first circle of NRL Hell: Li...

NRL Hellmouth opens in mid February 2026 - here's a glimpse of the horrors within.