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Brooke & Katie return to celebrate International Women's Day the best way we know how. Not only are there no men on the podcast this week; we talk mad sh*t about them! We give a frame-by-frame review of the music video of the year, talk about Justin Bieber flopping, and your messages to us about a vlogger discussed last week who caused quite a stir. We also discuss Kellegend Clarkson tell...

Brooke, Katie, & Ricky reunite once again for our longest podcast yet. We have a LOT to talk about this week, from Katie’s chance encounter with our favorite YouTube star, to someone in our friend group running into a former hookup at Hoop Dee Doo, to yet another Ricky Sexcapade. We also discuss the impact of Tik Tokers, Hatchimals, what we don’t get about the Corona virus, men who are obsesse...

Brooke, Katie, Ricky and Bobby have gathered together to reminisce on the most anticipated event of the year - the R&F CUMencement Party! We spill all the tea we’re permitted to share about the drama that went down, including Bobby being noticed by his Queen, Emma Roberts ,Ricky bullying two prominent guests into leaving, and who kissed who during Spin the Bottle. Ricky also finally shares the...

Brooke & Katie are a liiiiittle unprepared this week after another guest cancels last minute (*cough cough* RICKY *cough cough*), but it's okay because there's still lots on our minds. We discuss men with pedophile-esque kinks on dating apps, the drama of misgendering babies, sex dreams, and a little Larry Stylinson. We also talk about possible Bachelor spoilers, potential Bacheloret...

Katie joins Brooke after being away from the podcast for two weeks to discuss hot topics like the latest R&F feud, Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner's *alleged* pregnancy, annoying things about Jameela Jamil (everything), and the questionable casting of the upcoming Cinderella . We also talk about The Bachelor only because we're obligated to, Katie's revelations on her latest cruise,...

Ricky joins Brooke once again to discuss the straightest, least exciting event of the year - the Super Bowl! Lucky for all of you, we only watched/cared about the halftime show, and talk about the excellence that is Shakira and Jennifer Lopez, the international implications of their performance, and the pressed white moms who were upset by it. We also ramble about the mind-boggling racism still pr...

Ricky returns to the podcast to bravely share yet another iconic Downtown Orlando misadventure with Brooke and the rest of the world, this time involving a long-time workplace crush. We also discuss the highs and (mostly) lows of this year's Grammys including William Eyelash's wins, Lana Del Rey's infuriating losses, and more evidence that this award show in particular has turned in...

Brooke & Katie reunite this week to talk about our favorite American Girl dolls, underrated legendary band R5, and the undeniable sisterhood felt between us and One Direction Tik Tokers. We also discuss people who feel the need to unnecessarily fill silence, men refusing to enjoy things, and of course, The Bachelor. We also debate our favorite One Direction imagine and fan fiction tropes.

Brooke and Katie reunite to, you guessed it, COMPLAIN and discuss our rocky start to 2020. For the first time this season we discuss The Bachelor and how lackluster Peter and his group of women are, and share our predictions of what will happen farther down the road. We also talk about the changes in our lives happening this year and how we plan to cope with them. We reflect on how easy locals hav...

Brooke and Aaron reunite where it all began on Brooke's bedroom floor to celebrate one whole year of #NTBABB. We discuss a fool-proof technique for finding out what age we'll be married at, our New Year's Eves, a certain YouTuber's untimely fall from grace, and an update on Aaron's career and love life. He also talks about which movie he'd most like to be f*ngered to.

In the first episode of the decade, Brooke, Katie, & Ricky reconvene after their Christmases and take time to reflect on our resolutions for the upcoming year. We also discuss things about babies that grind our gears, and what movie we would most like to be f*ngered during.

After a whirlwind of a weekend, Brooke & Katie reunite to chronicle our short, yet action-packed trip to California to see Harry Styles Fine Line Live: One Night Only At The Forum. We discuss being verbally assaulted by boomers, celebrity run-ins at D*sneyland, and, of course, Harry F*cking Styles. We also share our disdain for human chains, acapella groups, and the lack of decent food at D*sn...

Brooke & Ricky record from the B*ach Club V*llas to catch up on everything that's transpired in the past two weeks of our lives. We discuss the absence of Fozzie's balls, men (who shall not be named) that we've been chatting up on dating apps, and how grateful we are to not live in our hometowns. Ricky also gives his spoiler-free review of what many are saying is the best ride a...

Brooke, Katie, Ricky, and Bobby are gathered to celebrate Thanksgiving the only way we know how - by talking about Ricky's threesome at the Gr*nd Fl*ridian Villas! We also discuss film Twitter bros criticizing Fr*zen 2, rude hospitality workers at a certain location, annoying people demanding photo credit, Korean plastic surgery and more! In lieu of musing about where we would most like to be...

In perhaps our most vulnerable episode ever, Brooke and Katie reunite to discuss (and cry about) our failed love lives and ponder why we haven't had boyfriends.  This includes being set up with not one, but TWO gay men, unwittingly hooking up with guys with girlfriends, and not knowing how to navigate dating in our twenties. We also talk about our uncanny ability to manifest and make good thi...

Brooke, Ricky, Katie, and Bobby gather to recount the fateful night of Halloween 2019, specifically, the events surrounding Ricky's life-altering injury. They also discuss Ricky's hot doctor, Katie's revenge on a pervy priest, and Bobby's experience being the target of a potential hate crime in the iBar bathroom. We also talk about Mercury in retrograde, unoriginal costumes, Ka...

This week's episode features not two, not three, but SEVEN gorgeous voices to celebrate and reminisce on the fourth annual Ricky's Not So Scary Halloween Party. Brooke, Katie, Fozzie, Ricky, Bobby, Izi, and Robbie gather to reveal who kissed who during spin the bottle, how Bobby used a Dorito to contact the dead, and who clowned around a little TOO much. We also discuss which Diz Knee ba...

Brooke and Aaron reunite in this week's episode to chat about Aaron's h*mophobia (what else is new), his aversion to Grindr (again, what else is new), and why he willingly chooses to have sex with socks on. We also talk about our experiences with ghosts, why everyone should be stanning Kim Kardashian, and the embarrassing, hot mess existence that is Hailey and Justin Bieber. We also disc...

After a lengthy hiatus, Brooke, Katie, Fozzie, and surprise guest, Ricky reunite to catch up on everything that has transpired in the past three weeks they've been apart. We discuss unwarranted superiority complexes of *certain* people with *certain* occupations, and furries feeling as though they deserve a spot under the LGBTQ+ umbrella.  We also talk about the very first and very tragic Sky...

Brooke is once again joined by Katie for the podcast debut of her now world-famous puppy, Fozzie! We discuss some exciting updates about our favorite D*sney YouTubers (again), delve into the rabbit hole otherwise known as Larry Stylinson, remember Jonas Brother incest fan fiction, and decide what deceased D*sney attraction we would most like to be f*ngered on.

To celebrate Hurricane Dorian, Aaron finally returns for the season 3 premiere of the podcast to discuss the D23 announcements he missed, and our favorite Diz Knee YouTubers. We also talk about the surprisingly hot men of G*laxy's Edge, the mess and triumphs of the VMAs, and where we would most like to be f*ngered.

Katie joins Brooke once again to discuss the exciting D23 announcements, including the triumphant return of Lizzie McGuire, Epc*t's upcoming overhaul, and who they think should narrate the new Spaceship Earth. They also discuss disgusting old men who feel the need to touch women at work, Katie's out of body experience/encounter with a famous YouTuber, and the heinous act of sending girls...

Back by popular demand, NTBABB all star Katie joins Brooke in the podcast's first girls only episode. They discuss D*sney influencer culture, CP vloggers, and the ultimate YouTuber. They also reminisce on the wild ride that is stanning the Jonas Brothers and One Direction, share their thoughts on Bachelor in Paradise, and decide where they would most like to be f*ngered in Tokyo D*sney and St...

Back by popular demand, Brooke is finally reunited with all-star NTBABB guest, Ricky! From the 14th deck of his ship, they discuss some uncharacteristically serious yet important subject matter, Brooke's first Diz Knee cruise, and some... interesting experiences Ricky has had with g*ests. They also ponder the best location to be f*ngered on the ship.

Brooke & Aaron discuss their bitchy and gay childhood moments, girls making excuses for their racist and/or homophobic boyfriends, and some unpopular opinions on the Bachelorette finale. They also discuss where in Diz Knee Spr*ngs they would most want to be f*ngered.