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Brooke and Katie are joined by NTBABB all star Bobby to celebrate the debut of his Guiltless Pleasures Podcast! We discuss Stassi Schroeder's impending GMA interview, Dancing With the Stars, Kanye pissing on one of his Grammys, and men who pee in public. Of course we scrutinize Chris Evans' newly confirmed dick pic, reminisce on the dick pics we've received, and talk about how unbel...

Brooke and Katie kick off this week's episode by discussing Selena Gomez's new makeup line, how The Lizzie McGuire Movie is the blueprint, and the earth-shattering announcement of the end of Keeping Up With the Kardashians. We also talk more in-depth about dating (or lack thereof), and lament the struggles of dating in your twenties when you don't have any rudimentary experience. We...

Brooke and Katie kick off SPOOPY season by reminiscing on run-ins with a famous YouTuber around this time last year, and plotting what our Halloween costumes will be this year. We also recount this year's iconic VMAs performances from Miley Cyrus and BTS, plus one particular winner who left a lot to be desired. We also talk about Blackpink and Selena Gomez's long-awaited Ice Cream, the g...

Brooke & Katie begin by recounting our spin by a certain Diz Knee vlogger's compound, witnessing a Tr*mp rally in the streets of Windermere, and our severe lack of excitement toward this year's election. On a lighter note, we break down our favorite parts of BTS' flawless Dynamite music video including the boys' outfits, V's Harry Styles moments, and the shots that mad...

After an unexpected hiatus, Brooke and Katie return to talk about, what else, but our vaginas! We unpack the Tik Tok-inspired phenomenon of innies and outies, life with a fat pu$$y, difficulties finding the clit, and experiences getting a pap smear. Katie also delivers the breaking news of a certain Diz Knee influencer DMing her once again, the saga of her online romance, and journaling to manifes...

Brooke and Katie kick off this episode by discussing the most pressing news of the week - Harry Styles running through the streets of Rome with a mustache and short shorts. We also discuss some major updates with M*chael K*y, the releases of Black Is King and Muppets now, and the problems we face that come with having the opposite of daddy issues. We talk some more about the current and upcoming r...

Brooke and Katie reunite for the first time since One Direction's 10th anniversary was cruelly and unexpectedly turned into Taylor Swift's surprise album release day. We talk about the anticlimactic surprises from One Direction, Katie's reaction to Folklore, and the sadness knowing that Swifties keep winning. We also discuss Izi's pet worms, our new favorite Netflix obsession,...

Brooke and Katie record from the first time at the new Rodnite Mansion! We begin by reveling in the excitement of the impending 10 year anniversary of One Direction, and predict what the boys may have in store for us. We also discuss the progress we've made in our manifestation journeys, including out-of-body meditation experiences, and an update to our vision boards. We recount the VERY ques...

Brooke & Katie discuss their week of attending Diz Knee World cast previews, Brooke's birthday, and all that has transpired since then. We also talk about CMs asking people for gifts in Facebook groups, and kids whose parents force them to dress up as CMs when they visit the parks. We of course spend some more time gushing and thirsting over BTS (primarily Namjoon), and reveal who our bia...

Brooke, Katie, & Bobby gather on Brooke's birthday to talk about their impending cast preview of MK, The Baby-Sitters Club being the best coming-of-age show, and the anticipation of Harry Styles' official ASMR. We also discus Academy Award-Winning film "Raise Your Voice," "A Walk To Remember" being the best Nicholas Sparks movie and book, and why fathers should no...

Brooke and Katie reunite over Skype once again to discuss hot topics from throughout the week including the announcement of Splash Mountain's retheme, and our happy memories of the ride including but not limited to one of us peeing our pants every time we rode it. We also discuss Br'er Bear's big fat vegetable ass, an update on what M*chael K*y has been up to, and the fact that all...

Brooke and Katie record over Skype this week due to our own personal Coronavirus scares, but that can't stop us from being back on our bullshit! We discuss wanting children solely because of Tik Tok, baby names we like, and Brody Jenner and Briana Jungwirth's (Louis Tomlinson's baby mama's) brand new romance. We also talk about our experience starring in Ricky Rouze's &quo...

Brooke and Katie reconvene this week to discuss Madison Beer complaining about being hot, sex dreams we've had involving inappropriate people, and trying to understand the power of manifesting things. We also talk about the soon to be canceled One Direction club night and the romantic possibilities it once held, our annoyance with how we've been treated as the "innocent" ones i...

Brooke and Katie reunite this week to discuss topical breaking news, including the rescheduling of Harry Styles' tour, the firing of Stassi and Kristen from Vanderpump Rules, and Louis Tomlinson and Eleanor Calder protesting in London for BLM. We also talk about Katie's experience protesting, and a fan sliding into her Tinder messages. For our NTBABBs we talk about pale people and ginger...

Brooke, Katie and Bobby gather to record our first episode in person since the pandemic started. We begin by discussing the Black Lives Matter movement in the aftermath of the murder of George Floyd, including the shocking amount of misinformation being fed to the public in the midst of peaceful protesting made violent by cops, staged looting and vandalism, and the outpouring of support we've...

Brooke & Katie regroup for a very special episode that happens to be premiering on Katie's 25th birthday! We discuss pop culture news this week including the triumphant release of Gaga and Ariana's "Rain On Me," the cancellations of Lana Del Rey and Doja Cat, Bachelor Nation's Hannah B saying the n word, and the release of Carly Rae Jepsen's "Dedicated Side B...

Brooke and Katie discuss all of the exciting things happening as of late, namely the grand reopening of D*sney Spr*ngs! We chat about the clowns who refuse to wear a mask, those who think their individual boycott matters, and certain vloggers who think the safety precautions don't apply to them. We also talk about Harry Styles' Watermelon Sugar music video, blatant racism on our favorite...

Brooke & Katie are back on their bullshit this week and ready to catch up on all that's transpired in the world of pop culture. We talk about the impending release of Chromatica, and the cultural reset that is Lady Gaga and Blackpink's highly anticipated collab. We also discuss the omnipresence of celebrity PR relationships, including those involving Demi Lovato, Nick Jonas, Priyanka...

Brooke and Katie reunite over Skype once again for the third and final installment in the Larry Stylinson trilogy. We pick up right where we left off One Direction's hiatus, and continue into present day. We discuss some of the most overlooked proofs of the saga including the journalist who outed them, Kacey Musgraves being a confirmed Dark Larrie, and more. We also analyze Harry and Louis&ap...

Brooke and Katie return over Skype to continue the Larry Stylinson timeline right where we left off: the demise of Haylor. We give insight to Taylor Swift's own *alleged* gay relationships with Dianna Agron and Karlie Kloss and how these coincide with Larry's romance, discuss key moments that occurred during filming and promo for "This Is Us" and the Take Me Home tour, and more...

Brooke and Katie are finally giving the people what they want and taking all of you on a chronological journey through the most controversial forbidden romance of the century: Larry Stylinson. Equal parts exhilarating and heartbreaking, we analyze key moments in the first two years of the saga that is Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson's *alleged* relationship including their X Factor days, fli...

Brooke and Katie once again reunite over Skype to discuss Animal Crossing, the headassery we're witnessing on social media, Danielle Jonas' *alleged* faked pregnancy, and the frightening corner of the internet run by D*sney cosplayers. Per your request, we also have a lengthy discussion on America's least favorite family - the Duggars! Listen to our takes on their scandals, their tr...

Brooke and Katie reconnect over Skype once again to scrounge the bottom of the barrel for things to talk about during yet another week of being quarantined! We give a quick update on everything we've been up to, which includes being h*rny for pretty much anyone, being disgusted with people's lack of hygiene, and our annoyance with the omnipresent fatphobia circulating on social media. We...

Brooke and Katie record our first podcast apart via Skype, and thankfully the content is better than the sound quality! We read your feedback and comments, reel over the news of Lady Gaga's Chromatica being pushed back, and give an update on Jophie Baby Watch 2020. We also complain some more about wishy washy men, unhinged celebrity corona content, and Mildred Robert Brown's gorgeous ren...

Brooke and Katie report live from quarantine to discuss the hot mess that has been this past week of our lives. For whatever reason we begin with a ramble about being vehemently pro-choice and harass everyone once again until they watch Shrill, reminisce on our Queen Gypsy Rose, and admire Katie's pink hair. We also share our reactions to the messy closure of our magical workplace, and to hal...