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Brooke and Katie return over Skype to discuss how much we don't care about  St. Patrick's Day and how we don't understand how everyone we know is able to get vaccinated with no issue. We also recap the Grammys, including BTS' anticlimactic loss, Harry Styles' win, and Swifties losing it over Taylor winning Album of the Year. We also discuss the finale of The Bachelor, and...

Brooke and Katie begin this week's episode with some good old fashioned ASMR and shoutout Katie's witness client. We discuss whether we would change our last names when we get married, how much we hate meeting D*sney characters, and people who idolize D*sney entertainment c*st m*mbers. Of course we have to talk about the Oprah interview with Meghan Markle and Prince Harry, and reminisce...

Brooke and Katie have A LOT to unpack this week from Katie's first ever car accident to an *alleged* ex-girlfriend of M*chael K*y describing graphic details of their relationship. We discuss Sw*fties being racist online and showing us why they are by far the worst fanbase, Taylor Swift trying to make Women's History Month about her, and on a lighter note, Jimin's *alleged* nipple pi...

Brooke and Katie discuss Katie's new job, and how it has forced her to reflect upon how badly she was treated at her previous one. We ponder why gay men don't like boybands, especially when it comes to BTS. We talk about Nick Jonas threatening his solo comeback, and all of the shady things about him and his brothers' affinities for rehoming their dogs. We also discuss how pop stars...

Brooke and Katie are joined by their newly acquired Easter Squishmallows to talk about Justin Timberlake's 20 years-too-late notes app apology, the highs and mostly lows of our high school experience, and how Taylor Swift's Fearless and Speak Now albums impacted it. We also discuss the evidence that Taylor will be coming out as gay on April 9 with the rerelease of Fearless, and how it wi...

Brooke and Katie reunite to discuss Katie's newfound wizness as it unfolds live while recording, and an update on our ongoing career searches. We of course have to discuss The New York Times Presents: Framing Britney Spears, and how it breathes new light in to the ongoing Free Britney movement from reminding us what a piece of sh*t Justin Timberlake is to the icon and angel that is Felicia Cu...

Brooke and Katie discuss our latest k-drama obsession and fan fiction in the form of a TV show, True Beauty.  We talk about the romance, chivalry, and looks of Korean men that far supersede those of any other country, and our burning desire for a foreign romance. We also talk about a MAJOR Larry Stylinson proof swept under the rug by the general public, and evidence that Harry Styles and Olivia Wi...

Brooke and Katie reunite to talk Netflix's latest runaway hit, Bling Empire, including Queen Anna, her penis pump, and its valuable message that men really ain't shit. We also discuss Brooke's graphic BTS sex dream, Katie's newfound love of Bridgerton, and the Twitter scam that made us believe Chromatica Legos were coming. Katie also tries the new gluten free Oreos and compares...

Brooke and Katie revel in the Squishmallow score of the century - the Cracker Barrel exclusive Easter collection! We also celebrate the birth of our queen Caitlin Covington's daughter, and talk about Katie getting into hot water with Diz Knee influencers. We also recount the highlights of the inauguration, including Lady Gaga's beautiful rendition of her greatest hit, the National Anthem...

Brooke and Katie discuss Trump being impeached (again), people who steal tweets and original ideas and pass them off as their own, and BTS' Jungkoook debuting his blond era. We also talk about this season of The Bachelor including our favorite girls, gossip about the projected winner, and how Matt James leaves something to be desired. We also break down the Armie Hammer situation (TW rape, se...

In their first episode of the New Year, Brooke and Katie discuss Harry Styles *allegedly* dating Olivia Wilde, fan theories about him and Lizzo, and what this means for Larry Stylinson. We also break down a blind item suggesting Ariana Grande is hooking up with Jim Carrey, and rumors swirling around Kimye's *alleged* impending divorce suggesting the couple is cheating with Van Jones and Jeffr...

Brooke and Katie's last episode of 2020 sends off the year with a bang - by spilling all of the tea on the 2008 Disney Channel Games! Katie recounts stalking Disney stars at their hotel including Demi Lovato, Selena Gomez, the Cyrus family, and even a steamy hot tub encounter with the Jonas Brothers. We also talk about our Christmases, past New Years blunders, and what we're looking forw...

Brooke and Katie reunite over Skype for our last episode before Christmas to talk about our holiday plans, our extended families and hometowns, and having to run into people we know from high school. We also discuss the ill-fated high school MySpace romance between a NTBABB listener and Twilight star B**b** Stewart, a sneak peek into Katie's experience at the Disney Channel Games taping, the...

Brooke and Katie count down the days until Christmas and revel in the feeling of not having to work this holiday season. We also discuss the Joshua Bassett/Olivia Rodrigo/Sabrina Carpenter love triangle, and BTS gossip including Jimin's *alleged* new girlfriend, his love for Usher, and Namjoon's Versace jockstrap.  We also talk about Jack Black being hot, childhood obsessions with the Ti...

Brooke and Katie sit down to talk about the blueprint and cultural reset that is the Twilight series! Brooke discusses her first impressions watching all five movies within the past week, while Katie takes us on a walk down memory lane and recalls what it was like to be a Twihard back in its heyday. We talk about Katie's sexual awakening while reading Eclipse, the pro-life propaganda that is...

Brooke and Katie record over Skype to discuss our Thanksgivings, BTS being exempt from joining the military (at least for now), and how much we love Spotify Wrapped. We also discuss toxic fanbases, Harry ending C*ndace Ow*ns, and our perception of what it means to be a "manly" man. We talk about the best tweets of this year, our favorites on BTS' album "Be," and fighting f...

Brooke and Katie celebrate Thanksgiving by delivering our take on Oprah's Favorite Things for this year, including our favorite food, beauty products, clothing, and celebrity ships. We also react to this year's Grammy nominations as they are announced. Listen to us, Fozzie, and the lawnmower outside struggle to process Harry Styles, Rina Sawayama, and The Weeknd's snubs, BTS' r...

Brooke, Katie and Fozzie discuss pressing topics from the past week, from Brooke's scarily accurate psychic reading to Harry Styles being the first man to have a solo cover of Vogue. We also discuss some updated Larry Stylinson clues, dreams about Harry, Larry and Namjoon, and The Weeknd being announced as the Super Bowl halftime performer. We talk about Katie's newfound appreciation of...

Brooke and Katie reunite and have lots to celebrate, from a new president of the United States to a new Bachelorette! We talk about how we found out Joe Biden was elected, BTS and Jungkook's involvement, and how we don't understand how people are getting into relationships during a pandemic. We also discuss the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and Erika's divorce, Dancing With the S...

It's the day after Election Day and Brooke & Katie are on high alert as the president has not been announced and updates continue to roll in. We reflect on the 2016 election, (unknowingly) making out with Trump supporters, and the exciting wins for the LGBT community we've seen in the past 24 hours. We also spill tea on the Kardashians' voting habits (or lack thereof), Kendall J...

It's almost Halloween, and Brooke and Katie are getting in the spirit by stocking up on crystals from the witch store and preparing our costumes. We react to the brand new, life changing Golden music video, and analyze it for any Larry Stylinson clues. We also discuss the recent, shocking revelation that our friends and we most likely contracted coronavirus at Harry Styles' one night onl...

Brooke and Katie start this episode off with a bang by welcoming our newfound audience and responding to the multitude of hate, compliments, and questions on a certain YouTuber's Guru Gossip message board. We also talk about Katie's newfound love of Rick Moranis and Little Shop of Horrors, and discuss our love of musical theatre boys including Aaron Tveit, Gavin Creel, Jonathan Groff, Jo...

Brooke and Katie all that has transpired within the past week, including some hot goss about a hater of this podcast who wants to get one of us fired from our job. We also talk about the current season of Dancing With the Stars, including the devastating elimination of Jesse Metcalfe, our differing opinions on Nev Schulman, and Kaitlyn Bristowe being a queen. Of course we have to recount the premi...

Brooke and Katie reunite to discuss the impending Diz Knee layoffs, and how this will affect the podcast content going forward. On a lighter note, we gossip about our favorite Food Network stars and their scandals including Paula Deen, Bobby Flay, and Giada De Laurentiis. We also debate which Halloween movie is superior between Hocus Pocus, Halloweentown, and Twitches, and discuss the cultural imp...

Brooke and Katie are FIRED UP and ready to rant about the clownery and straight-up trash we've encountered this past week on diabolical dating app, B*mble. We cover everything from blatant red flags like including fraternity letters long after graduation, having no original thoughts or interests, flat out misogyny, assuming girls are not funny and can't carry a conversation, and thinking...