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After another one week hiatus, Brooke and Katie attempt to make it up to you all with a very special double length episode on Jimin’s birthday, no less! We of course address the elephant in the room, the trauma and triumph of securing BTS soundcheck tickets. We also discuss our Harry Styles concert(s) and the embarrassing behavior of some of his fans. We talk about the cringfest that is Megan Fox...

Brooke and Katie bask in the aftermath of BTS' announcement of their upcoming concerts in LA. We talk about the stress of getting concert tickets, and manifest being noticed by our biases. We also discuss the Mormon college student sex act widely known as "soaking," and the interesting ways religious youths think they can have sex without technically losing their virginities. We giv...

Brooke and Katie discuss the rise and (mostly) fall of James Corden in the aftermath of his shading BTS, and BTS’ historic trip to New York this past weekend. We talk about their speaking at the United Nations and Metropolitan Museum of Art, their airplane fashion, and much to Katie’s dismay, the rumors swirling about Megan Thee Stallion having an affinity for Namjoon. We also discuss Kim Kardashi...

Brooke and Katie discuss the most anticipated event of the year to unpack on this podcast - the Met Ball! We cover the hits and (mostly) misses from the tone-deaf political statements and underwhelming Party City getups to the ethereal and otherworldly. We also mention the VMAs for about one minute because pop culture is dead and they did BTS dirty! We also talk about a certain Diz Knee vlogger&ap...

Brooke and Katie discuss our... let's just say MEMORABLE experience seeing the premiere of Shang-Chi, despicable John Mulaney and Olivia Munn expecting a child together, and what we don't get about Big Time Rush. For our NTBABBs we discuss people who freak out when randos block them on Twitter and movie characters who are somehow hotter than the actors who play them.

Brooke and Katie are back after another hiatus to discuss Katie's return to cruising, BTS officially canceling their tour, k dramas, and Niall flirting with Lizzo on Jimmy Kimmel Live. We also talk about being disgusted by what we've seen of the Cinderella remake thus far, get excited for Beanie Feldstein as Monica Lewinsky in American Crime Story, and gush over Tom Holland's birthd...

Brooke and Katie have a full-circle moment and discuss the final nail in the cancellation coffin of disgraced Diz Knee vlogger M*chael K*y.  After being caught in a lie in his latest cruise vlogs, we discuss the social media firestorm that happened as a result. We also talk about Lorde pandering to women instead of g*ys with her latest single, Mood Ring, and wonder why Joe Rhode knows Phoebe Bridg...

Brooke and Katie are better late than never and back to discuss our trip to California! We talk about everything from never seeing the end of Pitch Perfect and Cars 2, to the multiple near death experiences some of us had, to meeting a Bitch Butt in a portal to another dimension aka Av*nger’s C*mpus! For our NTBABBs we talk about flight attendants on power trips, suburban life being a serve, and w...

Brooke and Katie return from their one week hiatus to discuss their upcoming California trip, long-anticipated One Direction club night, and our BTS rankings shifting. We also defend gatekeeping, dressing up for special occasions, and the lack of etiquette in men these days. We also discuss the little-talked about character attendant culture, and the culture in general of those with careers in the...

Brooke and Katie discuss falling back into our flop eras, triggered by events occurring over the past week. Katie talks about her Tinder date, and the unexpected aftermath of it. We also discuss M*rmons, how much it hits us on cruises that we want boyfriends, and wonder who in our friend group is most likely to get divorced. We stress the importance of knowing a person's celebrity crush, our...

Brooke and Katie (sort of) recount the strange turn of events following Brooke’s birthday, all involving MEN. We also discuss BTS’ newest single, Permission To Dance, and unbox our Butter albums live. We react to Harry Styles’ Love On Tour being confirmed for this year, and express our disgust toward The Bachelorette’s no j*cking off challenge and the fact that men can’t go a day without doing it....

Brooke and Katie anticipate the upcoming release of BTS' permission to dance and react to their Louis Vuitton campaign. We also talk about the hottest it couples of the summer, including Demi Lovato and Noah Cyrus (allegedly), 18-year-old Olivia Rodrigo and her 24-year-old boyfriend, Tom Holland and Zendaya, and Harry Styles and Olivia Wilde. We also talk about The Bachelorette, K-drama star...

Brooke and Katie react to the life-altering announcement of Diz Knee World's newest ambassadors, the... questionable... new trailer for "Cinderella" starring Camila Cabello, and no men being attracted to us. We also answer some of your submitted questions for our first Q&A segment pertaining to wedding advice, rom coms, our dream jobs, and urinating on club floors. For Our NTBAB...

Brooke and Katie watch live as tweets come pouring in transcribing Britney Spears' heart-wrenching plea to a judge listing the atrocities she's endured at the hands of her father under her conservatorship. We also discuss the interesting timing of Taylor Swift choosing to rerelease "Red" next, and have to wonder if it has anything to do with her *ALLEGED* ex Dianna Agron's...

Brooke and Katie reunite to discuss how much we love Universal Orlando, and Katie's latest visit which included spotting some VERY famous Diz Knee influencers at the brand new VelociCoaster. We also react to famous k-drama actor, Park Seo-joon being cast in Marvels 2 and celebrate the fact that Brooke will now start caring about Marvel movies because of him. We also discuss our revelation tha...

Brooke and Katie recount the emotional roller coaster that was the day of Katie and Beth's birthday party, and how it drastically changed our outlooks on life. We express gratitude for our families and the time we were lucky enough to have with our grandparents (TW death/grieving 1:17-19:38), and admit to how much we are looking forward to having children of our own someday. On a lighter note...

Brooke and Katie kick off Pride Month by discussing Dianna Agron's apparent coming out on Instagram, and what this means for those of us who believe that she and Taylor Swift were once romantically involved. We also celebrate BTS' "Butter" going #1, gripe about Republican cousins, and look forward to Katie's upcoming birthday party. For our NTBABBs we talk about Diz Knee&a...

Brooke and Katie have been waiting for this one... Turn it up! That's right, the BTS meal finally dropped at McDonald's today and we review the new dipping sauces live. Katie defends her stance as a James Corden apologist, and we talk about how Katie thought Brooke was dead after she slept 11 hours through the release of Butter. We also take a walk down memory lane and reminisce on McDon...

Brooke and Katie are back with another McDonald's mukbang to discuss the excellence that is Aidy Bryant and the final season of Shrill, people who fall for Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez being back together as if it isn't PR, and how universally beloved Lily James is still underrated. For our NTBABBs we talk about rich skinny people who STILL dress terribly even when on vacation in beaut...

Brooke and Katie discuss our latest Squishmallow finds and one of us recounts our first night out on the town since the pandemic started, which was almost thwarted by a bad reaction to a sweet treat with a little extra something thrown in. We also discuss the Diz Knee College Program returning in a month, and all of the... interesting changes being made in the selection process. We take a walk dow...

Brooke and Katie are a little late with this week's episode but better that than never, right? We react to the breaking news of Josh Duggar's arrest with no bail, realize that IBS warriors are all hot, and wait with anticipation for the release of BTS' upcoming single, Butter. We also talk about Justin Bieber's dreadlocks, the Oscars flopping, and our small selection of movies...

Brooke and Katie have their first ever mukbang eating McDonald's in celebration of BTS' upcoming collaboration. We also discuss Katie starting the trend of admitting body positive King Jack Black is attractive, still not knowing who Joe Rogan is, and Demi Lovato trying to cancel a yogurt shop over sugar free cookies. We also discuss Hilary Duff starring in an upcoming spinoff of How I Me...

Something's shifted this week, and Brooke and Katie have plenty of reasons why! We talk about our anxiety-inducing encounters with very hot men, and how difficult it is to talk to them. We also discuss the ParksCon 2021 scandal, and who our dream lineups would be for such an event. We also talk about former Bachelor and confirmed stalker and abuser Colton Underwood coming out as gay, his rumo...

Brooke and Katie discuss the insanity and competitiveness of the Squishmallow fandom and the arduous task of buying new ones. We also discuss Brooke's viral tweet about her new spice rack and Demi Lovato's new docuseries chronicling the events surrounding her 2018 overdose. We also talk about our Myers Briggs personality types, and research BTS'. We also chat about teenagers being a...

Brooke and Katie reminisce on the excellence that is Learning Express and unbox Squishmallows live. We talk about our distaste for giving pets basic human names, why everyone needs to wake up and stan R5, and the satisfaction of social media stalking. We talk about the Diz Knee influencers Reddit, people who still partake in Pick Me culture in their twenties, and people who slut-shamed Miley Cyrus...