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Brooke and Katie return from our hiatus with a double feature jam packed with all that's been going on in our lives these past two weeks we've been off the air. To kick off Pride Month we discuss BTS going to the White House, Top Gun and Tom Cruise being gay, and fighting a straight man who screamed at us at the Aly & AJ concert. We also give our in depth track by track reviews of Ha...

Brooke and Katie are joined by a VERY special guest and friend of the pod, Robbie, to discuss cultural icon Emma Mae Jenkins, Dr. Taylor Swift, Haylor and Swiftgron, and Ellen finally ending. Robbie also explains his hatred for Adele, and why it came on so suddenly after stanning we for so many years. We recount our whirlwind road trip to Palm Beach to visit the Stoney Clover Lane store. For our N...

Brooke and Katie react to the official announcement of BTS’ upcoming album, Proof, and the fact that it’s a greatest hits anthology with only three new songs. We also discuss the only two noteworthy things at this year’s Met Gala: Johnny Suh and Skete. We defend Kim’s choice to wear Marilyn Monroe’s dress and the controversial process of making it happen and continue to love Skete. We also react t...

Brooke and Katie talk about their wild night at One Direction club night at House of Blues, Taylor Swift making women assume they aren’t gay, and Harry Styles’ lack of support from gay men. Katie also gives an update on the man she went on a date with last week, and we talk about why people need to stop making light of the Johnny Depp/Amber Heard trial. For our NTBABBs we talk about everyone sudde...

Brooke and Katie reunite to tell the tale of Brooke being high in Chili’s and Katie’s date that ended with a giant hickey on her neck and a fat lip. We also discuss the potential musical guest for this week’s Harrychella performance and Harry’s House leaking a month early,  and also take our listeners' suggestions and talk about Jungkook being the reincarnation of Princess Diana and read our...

Katie is back from Vegas to give the EXCLUSIVE on her whirlwind weekend in Vegas to see BTS’ Permission to Dance On Stage concert. She discusses the lack of slay that is Frontier Airlines, scouring for BTS everywhere she went, and nasty Caesar’s Palace wifi. She also talk about the PTD pop up, a CELEBRITY ENCOUNTER at Steve Aoki’s club appearance, the low class crowd at the BTS concert, and more....

Brooke and Katie record another after dark episode and talk about how much they love soup, look forward to the Phoebe Bridgers Tampa concert, and talk about what and who Katie plans on doing in Vegas this weekend. We also discuss this year’s Grammys including Olivia Rodrigo and V’s little moment, BTS being snubbed and used for views AGAIN, and to our pleasant surprise, the lack of R*chel Z*gler. F...

Brooke and Katie return after a week hiatus with a Trader Joe’s tteokbokki mukbang. We also talk about our new favorite Netflix kdrama, Business Proposal, our experience seeing Woosung live, and grown adults who have needle phobias. We also talk about BTS’ latest covid and touchdown in America updates, the mainstream pop punk resurgence, a bone chilling encounter at The Maine concert, the accounce...

Brooke and Katie are feeling CRAZY in this special After Dark episode where Katie gives a PSA to haters, we talk about how much we love and identify with Turning Red, and our fun experience seeing the BTS Permission to Dance live stream concert movie. We also discuss Katie potentially switching BTS biases, the collapse that is Stoney Clover x Target, Katie’s evil ex reaching out to her, and Bella...

Brooke and Katie discuss Katie's brand new job as a wizness woman, BTS being a little TOO sexy at their Seoul concert and all of the concerts we will be attending this summer. We also talk about our new love for Ateez, question the sexualities of "straight" men who only want violent sex, and not wanting to be on dating apps ever again. For our NTBABBs we talk about young Jimmy Fallo...

Brooke and Katie kill time before the BTS Las Vegas tickets go on sale by recording a little girl talk ramble episode! We discuss work drama, the horror of in person interviews this day and age, and getting better physically and mentally as the years go on. We also talk about vowing to not give our attention to men who don't deserve it, having TOO good of fathers, and Bumble being very dismal...

Brooke and Katie discuss BTS' Las Vegas concert announcement and what the hell we're gonna do now that we have this to plan and spend on! We also talk about the talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular St*r W*rs St*r Cru*ser flopping, as well as the... interesting selection of people who were chosen to experience the maiden voyage. For our NTBABBs we talk abou...

Brooke and Katie are back after Katie's CRAZY week to talk about her finding love in a hopeless place - the Dua Lipa concert! We also discuss the Super Bowl and Eminem fans, Lin Manuel Miranda's undeniable cultural impact, Kanye's disturbing, abusive behavior, and the And Just Like That season finale. For our NTBABBs we talk about people who claim to not "get" Wordle, and...

Brooke and Katie are finally reunited after a hiatus due to illness and vacation. We're ready to talk about our "exes," seeing our dear friend B*rkev on his Florida trip, and Katie's cruise.  We also discuss Jimin's devastating C*vid and appendicitis diagnosis, JLO being overrated and NOT the queen of rom coms, and the Diz Knee C*llege Pr*gram's school dance and talen...

Brooke and Katie are back to discuss being ugly, observing the lives of Republicans, not being attracted to muscly "manly" men, and a controversial Diz Knee influencer upset by Katie unfollowing him. We also discuss the engagement of Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox, successfully manifesting R*chel Z*gler being canceled, and of course, our weekly recap of the latest episode of And Just Li...

Brooke and Katie talk about scary tarot cards, Azealia Banks' decade predictions that have already come true, Kanye West's new girlfriend, and royal family stans. We also discuss Nick Jonas being cringe, Single's Inferno, Elmo's rising popularity, and school PE humiliation tactics. For our NTBABBs we talk about people "gatekeeping" very famous and renowned actor, Andr...

Brooke and Katie recount their Christmases after a two week hiatus while celebrating the New Year and the birth of a new Little Bitch Butt! Katie discusses attending a Catholic funeral and being reminded of how ridiculous religion is, and running into the cousin of a SUPERSTAR. We also talk about the new BTS made and designed products, night terrors and sleep paralysis, and our New Year's res...

Brooke and Katie celebrate Christmas the only way we know how - by talking about circumcision! Expert former Christian Katie gives Brooke a rundown of some Bible facts, reflect on holiday traditions, and call out the people who think that Namjoon is not attractive. We also recap the highlights of our all time favorite show, And Just Like That, and discuss yet another invasion of Brooke's priv...

Brooke and Katie can't wait for Christmas and celebrate by  complaining! Brooke recounts the ongoing saga of her Louis Vuitton packages being stolen, and Katie discusses her tendency to fall for gay men.  We talk about BTS' Instagram activity including unpacking the rumors that Namjoon *ALLEGEDLY*posted his boyfriend. We also give our review of And Just Like That and all of its woke clow...

In perhaps our most anticipated episode yet, Brooke and Katie recount their pilgrimage to LA to see BTS in concert for the first time at Permission to Dance On Stage. We talk about all of our Y/N interactions, crying fits, crises over being bias wrecked, and more. We also talk about our trip to Disneyland, and Katie’s traumatic experience on Splash Mountain. For our NTBABBs we discuss “delete if n...

Brooke and Katie are thankful for so many things this week, but mostly for being one week out from seeing BTS. We discuss BTS' whirlwind week in LA including their attending the Harry Styles concert, the AMAs, and their one single Grammy nomination. We talk about this year's Shammy nominations, from who was snubbed to who got a little bit TOO much recognition. We also talk about the trag...

Brooke and Katie are joined by a very special guest, Akiyo, who is visiting all the way from Japan! We ask Akiyo to pick her BTS bias, talk about our favorite k dramas, ask Akiyo what she thinks of Pete Davidson, and discuss the rerelease of Taylor Swift's Red. We also talk about BTS touching down in LA, and look forward to James Corden being further dragged when he has BTS on his show. For o...

After a brief hiatus, Brooke and Katie return to recount our whirlwind weekend in New York City! We discuss stepping out of the subway station and running into a Bitch Butt, having a sexual awakening watching Moulin Rouge, crying over Winnie the Pooh, a man DYING, Harryween, and more. We also talk about Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson, the highly debated and anticipated Wicked movie casting, seei...

Brooke and Katie discuss the roller coaster of obtaining the Stoney Clover x American Girl collab, and how it's a prime example of how nepotism can be a serve. We also discuss our favorite American Girls as children, having adult minds our whole lives, and being smarter than everyone else. We talk about our upcoming trip to New York City, and about how we will be sobbing through the entirety...

Brooke and Katie discuss manifesting during the Aries full moon, our impending trip to New York City for Harryween, and Jimin and Taehyung becoming a part of the Marvel Cinematic Universe. We also briefly talk about the new season of The Bachelorette, Kourtney and Travis’ engagement, and finding out that YouTubers make mistakes on purpose in their videos to drive up interaction. For our NTBABBs we...