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Brooke and Katie recount our memorable New Years Eve that we spent attending a very special private fireworks EVENT at Epc*t complete with a cash bar, people watching, and a run-in that taught us the true meaning of being a good friend. We also discuss being emotional in the new year, imposter syndrome, and realizing how much things are changing. The year of realizing things, if you will! For our...

Brooke and Katie share how we celebrated their Christmases and read our updated kpop bias lists. We also discuss our favorite things from this year, including movies, shows, albums, songs, food, drink, and moments from our lives. We also make pop culture predictions for 2023, which for all the lawyers reading this are ALLEGED AND FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY! For our NTBABBs we talk about Kelle...

Brooke and Katie kick off our Christmas episode by opening our gifts to each other, talking about getting tickets for NCT 127 in Atlanta, Secret Santa, HOT dating tips, and the Avatar: The Way of Water D*sney Parks Blog premiere EVENT of the century. For our NTBABBs we discuss the concept of a “work mom” and D*sney gingerbread houses leaving something to be desired. We also give our celebrity Aju...

Brooke and Katie are back after yet ANOTHER hiatus to talk about Jin’s heartbreaking final farewell as he leaves for the military, the release of RM’s Indigo, and our golf cart breaking down in the middle of Fort Wilderness. We also discuss our respective sailings on the D*sney Wish, the absolutely gorgeous Cars trilogy and the Harry and Meghan Netflix docuseries. For our NTBABBs we discuss sequel...

Brooke and Katie celebrate the most wonderful time of the year - Spotify Wrapped release day! We discuss our surprising findings and how they compare with our predictions, and how much we love seeing everyone else's. We also reflect on the one year anniversary of us seeing BTS live in concert for the first time, express our disdain for the despicable Great American Family channel trying to ta...

Brooke and Katie gather for our annual Thanksgiving episode to talk about NCT’s Lucas STILL being canceled, Namjoon’s Indigo looming on the horizon, Harry and Olivia breaking up, and Bob Chapek being swapped out for Bob Iger. For our NTBABBs we talk about being nostalgic for high school as an adult, black and white French bulldogs being the standard representation of the breed, and the things we’r...

Brooke and Katie are back from yet another hiatus due to travel to discuss Tumblr’s possible comeback, Taylor Swift being the Queen of Capitalism, Brooke’s Bl*ckpink concert experience, and Namjoon’s upcoming album, Indigo. We also talk about our cute little trip to California including being sick, a run to the dispensary, a visit to Harry’s House, Disneyland, and most importantly WORLD OF COLOR H...

Brooke and Katie discuss feeling uninspired and burnt out this Halloween season, looking forward to diving into Christmas, and fat shaming animals. We also talk about the lesbian beauty queens who got married after a two-year secret romance, Taylor Swift assembling the most sapphic opening act lineup possible for her Eras Tour, our scarily accurate BTS tarot readings, and Namjoon on the cover of R...

Brooke and Katie are back after Brooke’s second go with Covid in the past 4 months and boy do we have MUCH to discuss! We talk about Niall Horan becoming a judge on the voice, how much we want him to flirt with QUAYN Kellegend Clarkson, BTS confirming their military enlistment, and birth control. Brooke recounts the highlights from her trip to New York to go to BravoCon, we give a rundown on our t...

Brooke and Katie discuss Jimin's chilling birthday live that further proved he and Brooke are meant to be together, middle school choir culture, and all the hot boys in high school turning out to be ugly losers. We also discuss Brooke and NCT being in New York at the same time, BTS' upcoming concert in Busan, and Brad Pitt's children *allegedly* speaking out against his abuse. For o...

Brooke and Katie reunite after missing last week's episode due to Hurricane Ian. We discuss the ways people in central Florida over dramatize hurricanes, Katie's experience being stuck on the Disney Wish during the hurricane, and people who unnecessarily criticized the Wish. We also talk about Bros and Don't Worry Darling being surprisingly good movies, and wonder why Harries are su...

After a brief hiatus Brooke and Katie return to discuss Harry’s movies flopping while Brendan Fraser slays, Brooke’s new house in G*lden O*k, and our dear dear friend B*rkev’s weeklong visit to Florida. We talk about the Killers concert, visiting the beautiful Lakeland, FL, the Namkook cupsleebe event, visiting Bass Pro Shop and more! For our NTBABBs we talk about the Quayn of England d wording an...

Brooke and Katie discuss the Don’t Worry Darling cast drama coming to a head at the Venice Film Festival, Taylor Swift gay rumors conveniently hitting the mainstream media as her new album is announced, and rancid gays body shaming Lana del Rey. We also give our rankings of the Seventeen members, Katie shares how she lost her wallet AND phone at the first night of Halloween Horror Nights, and Broo...

Brooke and Katie reunite after two weeks apart to catch up on Jungkook/Princess Diana’s birthday, the proof coming to light that Raini Rodriguez and Ross Lynch hooked up, and our respective trips this psst weekend. Brooke talks about seeing the Killers, gambling, and endless simulations, and Katie talks about her trip to Chromatics/Atlanta. For our NTBABBs we discuss women being shamed for dating ...

Brooke and Katie don’t have a lot to talk about this week but country girls make do! We talk about getting into Seventeen, and Katie’s going back and forth on whether procreating with him would be a good idea. We also talk about Namjoon growing out his hair after seeing his baby girls’ long hair edits, and our bad astrological compatibility with Kpop idols. We also talk about Florence Pugh hating...

Brooke and Katie talk about Bl*ckp*nk stans bullying Namjoon online, the interesting fans of a certain Diz Knee vlogger, and Brooke’s Y/N experience seeing High School Musical The Musical The Series’ Matt Cornett LIVE at Diz Knee Springs. We also discuss our visit to Fort Wilderness and how underrated it is, Joe Jonas soft launching being bi, and we unbox our new Ateez albums. For our NTBABBs we t...

Brooke and Katie reunite after Katie’s whirlwind weekend in Chicago. She recounts her Lollapalooza experience including seeing the Bean, running into TxT on the street (not clickbait), the Tito’s Lounge, and of course, Hobipalooza. For our NTBABBs we discuss people on BeReal who are anything BUT real, and people who bring bed pillows to the airport.

Brooke and Katie give a roundup of BTS news and wonder how fate will lead us to him. We also talk about Shawn Mendes’ tour cancellation and the mysterious circumstances surrounding it, reflect on Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss’s *alleged* relationship and its Hollywood tragedy qualities, and parents who suspect you’re a lesbian. We also discuss straight male Maya Angelou bottoms, and men who get of...

Brooke and Katie discuss the fact that lunch is a lost art and brunch flops, dorky men not knowing how to brand themselves, and Taylor Swift’s original hair being a cultural reset. We talk about a dear, dear friend getting too high he got scared, Aeropostale monkey tee culture, and the stories of our first periods. For our NTBABBs we talk about sneakers being falsely marketed as comfortable shoes...

Brooke and Katie reunite to discuss BTS content coming to Disney+, including a Permission To Dance LA concert special that we speculate may be OUR concert. Brooke opens her gorgeous birthday gift from Katie and we talk about the season premiere of The Bachelorette and our KING magician who was tragically sent home. We get the breaking news live on air that Khloe Kardashian is having another baby w...

Brooke and Katie celebrate Brooke's birthday by talking about processed MEAT, horses being woke, and the Holy Land Experience. Katie recounts her showing of Minions: Rise of Gru dramatically coming to a screeching halt, and gives Brooke a tarot card reading on what she should expect for her 28th year of life. For our NTBABBs we talk about Namjoon posting photos with women all of a sudden, and...

Brooke and Katie report late this week from the gorgeous Grand Floridian Villas after a cute little pool day to to recap Katie's cruise and everything she missed while on it. We discuss Taehyung going wild in Paris on a stripper pole with other men, Namjoon taking a page out of our book and podcasting, Jin's shirtless picture and Hobi's raunchy new single, More. We also talk about t...

Brooke and Katie reunite IN PERSON for the first time since ONE of us had COVID-19. We talk about feet culture, the horror of getting stretch marks in middle school, BTS’ bellybuttons, and the Wish test cruise being canceled. We also discuss restaurant and line cook culture, the line cook/elf prince/depressed dad Venn diagram, and where BTS fits into the diagram. We also talk about what roles One...

Brooke and Katie are recording late AND on Skype (sorry) because Brooke finally has Covid. We discuss this hellacious week starting with the Proof CD listening party, and ending with BTS announcing a hiatus instead of a world tour. We also discuss the fun we've been having on Kendall Glazer's (Miss Stoney Clover) IG lives where Katie had a sweet conversation with none other than Kathy Hi...

Brooke and Katie are a little late with this week’s episode, but nevertheless regroup to discuss the impending release of NTS’ Proof, the increasing buzz on monkey pox, and the serve that is the Fire Island movie. We also talk about how much we love BeReal, recap Katie and Beth’s birthday party, and discuss the distrust we have towards Chr*s Ev*ns. For our NTBABBs we discuss how stupid Space X is...