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Brooke and Aaron reunite to discuss Aaron's struggle to find shorts that aren't designed for straight yeehaw men, Brooke's undying support of Harry Styles' alleged new role as Prince Eric, and Aaron's first gay club experience with his aggressively straight brother. They also talk about their thoughts on the upcoming live action Mulan , messy baby boomer coworkers, and the...

Listen to Aaron cough for an hour straight as he and Brooke discuss expectations in long-distance friendships, their brief taste of Twitter fame, and their highly anticipated visit to Parliament House. They also debate where in D*sneyland they would most like to be f*ngered.

It's Brooke's 25th birthday and to celebrate she and Aaron are finally joined by avid listeners and Not To Be A Bitch legends Bobby and Katie. The group is ready to discuss everything from D*sney's casting choice for The Little Mermaid to our theories about the recent resurgence of the #FreeBritney movement. The group also reflects on places they've celebrated their birthdays a...

In Aaron's absence, Brooke takes the opportunity to share her thoughts and unpopular opinions on The Bachelorette thus far.  She also discusses the tenth anniversary of the death of Michael Jackson, and people's reactions to celebrity deaths and big pop culture moments in general.  She also gives an updated opinion of who packs the most heat from this season of The Bachelorette.

Brooke and Aaron discuss ugly guys grinding on unwitting victims in the club, weight issues being rudely pointed out by coworkers, and their favorite and least favorite Diz Knee World attractions. They also talk about their building excitement for Descendants 3, play F*ck, Marry, Kill: Hannah Montana Edition, their concern for Britney Spears' wellbeing, and their thoughts on Taylor Swift&apos...

In this week's episode Brooke & Aaron attempt to unpack why so many gays love Stitch, the Jonas relationship they don't get, and Aaron's disdain for Pride Month. They also debate where in An*mal K*ngdom would be the best place to be f*ngered.

Brooke and Aaron reunite and talk about Aaron's disdain for Diz Knee live action adaptations, bottom of the barrel gays on Twitter, and the continuation of the James Charles saga. They also debate the ideal location to be f*ngered in Epc*t.

In yet another solo episode, Brooke discusses her fascination with The Act and the story of Gypsy Rose Blanchard, the highlights from this week's episode of The Bachelorette, and which Bachelor she thinks packs the most heat.

Brooke flies solo this week and discusses the notable men and possible homophobia on the season premiere of The Bachelorette, as well as the highlights and lowlights of this year's Met Ball. She also predicts which Bachelorette contestant packs the most heat.

Aaron returns to the podcast and joins Brooke to discuss their perpetual hatred of men, "friends" who don't pull their weight, and Brooke's disappointing interaction with a reality star on a dating app.  Aaron also recounts the night he faced a horror greater he could ever imagine at Halloween Horror Nights, and the pair debate the best spot to... have a romantic moment in M*gi...

In the Season 2 premiere, Ricky returns to help Brooke recount the most anticipated event of the year: The Kingdom Classic! They also discuss their opinions (or lack thereof) on Taylor Swift's new single, Ricky's new music, and much more. They also debate who of the Muppets they suspect packs the most heat.

This week Brooke and Aaron are joined by Ricky to discuss everything from losing the second half of his virginity our to being catfishes on Grindr, to how certain D*sney characters are gateways to furry culture. The trio also debate which D*sney fur character packs the most heat.

Freshly back from her cruise, Brooke gives an honest review of her Royal Caribbean cruise that let's just say left something to be desired. She also reveals her cosmic connection with singer Rick Springfield and her disdain for his stans, while Aaron discusses feeling ugly and his awful day at Magic Kingdom with his family of 20. The two debate which of the young dads from Mamma Mia! Here We...

Fresh off the plane from Mexico, Aaron remembers as much as he can from his vacation, including throwing down in the buffet line and kissing a married woman. Brooke recounts her experience meeting and waiting on Donald Trump Jr., and struggles to understand how she's supposed to spend the rest of her life with a straight man. They also debate which Latin music artist packs the most heat.

Brooke & Aaron discuss Aaron being used for park tickets and Brooke's encounter with a disgusting pervert at work. They also react to an X-rated encounter in the Tragic Kingdom parking lot, talk about vacation romances, and debate which Diz Knee prince they think packs the most heat.

Brooke and Aaron struggle to make technology work in their favor as they answer "Best Friend Tag" questions about each other that absolutely no one expressed interest in knowing the answers to. They also discuss Aaron's plans to have a baby whether he has a man or not, how Brooke doesn't understand how couples are supposed to meet this day and age, and who from the cast of &quo...

Brooke and Aaron discuss Jordyn Woods' unprecedented manipulation of the general public's view of her, Khloe Kardashian, and Tristan Thompson's love triangle. The pair also talk about the cringe-worthy concept of the "Gay Best Friend," and try to understand the asinine stages of dating and when talking becomes talking . They also debate who of the past and present Kardashi...

Brooke & Aaron discuss Aaron's uncanny ability to incite hostility wherever he goes, and Brooke's attempt at investigative journalism at Trump's Palm Beach compound. They also discuss ratchet middle and high school experiences, Brooke's mixed feelings about Taylor Swift, Aaron's reaction to "A Star Is Born," and who from the film's cast they think packs...

Brooke & Aaron get far too invested in Tristan Thompson and Jordyn Woods' *alleged* hookup, and decide for themselves whether this year's biggest Hollywood scandal is real or a publicity stunt.  They also discuss their concerns and well wishes for reality tv star and vocalist Miss Juicy Baby, Aaron's disgust with The Most Magical Place On Earth's treatment of their employee...

In their Valentine's Day Special, Brooke and Aaron discuss Aaron's inability to befriend fellow gays, Brooke's issues with a certain pop star, and the worst dates they've ever been on. They also reflect on past Valentine's Days and debate which YouTube beauty guru they suspect packs the most heat.

In this exceptionally inappropriate episode Brooke and Aaron recount their magical night at DVC's after hours event, spill some more tea about working at The Most Magical Place On Earth, and laugh way too much.  They also discuss Brooke's qualms with a certain breed of vlogger, seek justice for Aaron's thot shorts, and, as always, guess which celebrity packs the most heat.

Brooke and Aaron discuss their time working at Disney World and spill as much tea as they can without getting in trouble. Learn about the pros and cons, wild stories, and and life lessons that come along with having Mickey Mouse as your boss. They also speculate about why they are single, and guess which U.S. president packs (or once packed) the most heat.

Brooke and Aaron vent their frustrations about celebrities, movies, and Disney princesses they feel are over- and underrated. They also discuss Aaron's quarter-life crisis, Brooke's deep-seated hatred for Chris Brown, and who they think packs the most heat from MTV's "Floribama Shore" cast.

Brooke and Aaron take a walk down Memory Lane and reminisce on their favorite childhood things. (Mostly Disney Channel-related.) Learn what TV shows, music, movies, and more shaped them into the hot messes they are today. They also discuss Lindsay Lohan's Beach Club, the Ten Year Challenge, and their dream proposals.

In their pilot episode Brooke & Aaron discuss how they met, thirsty coworkers at The Most Magical Place On Earth, a gay man's first impression of "The Bachelor," and who they think has the biggest... heart in Big Time Rush.