Not Till You’re Married

This is my third episode I did with Aria at the beginning of December. Of course it’s the end of January 2026 now and it’s the longest year ever so far.

Thanks be to Aria. This is our second episode. We get to do together sitting in a cozy little room in her house. We’ve got Tom Wade. We’ve got midnight bowling. We’ve got Tallia’s birthday. We’ve got DUIs, Mallory, laughing at a girl getting kicked in the stomach and the misspelling of my youth minister’s wife’s name….

My annual trip back to Nashville…my other hometown and finally I’ve connected with Aria Danielle Eaton in person, the one and only girl who had to move to a pig farm and has overcome so many odds that I am privileged to call one of my best friends!

My baby Christian and I are barging into the home of Dennis and Glenda for round two of lots of laughs and lots of love to discuss my obsession with becoming Kristin’s aunt and last but certainly not least ski trip.

Aish & I met inside a public restaurant and chaos ensues since my best friend is just trying to close the restaurant around us.

I sit down with Dennis, Glenda and Kristin to rehash our New York trip and old memories and old friends and we get into the beginning few pages of my new diary.

Y’all, welcome to the second psychotic episode and completion of this diary…one diary to go…

Anders is in Lexington and the chaos starts immediately and this episode and the next are absolutely rated X. WELCOME BACK! HAPPY BIRTHDAY ARIA! YOU’RE GOING TO HATE THESE EPISODES 😂

Thanks be to Nathan Peel, the blessed man who was my youth minister for being on this episode today! Don’t worry, Tom’s still being a bastard…

Thanks B 2 Maura for joining me on this episode! Baby Jessica is writing from 35,000 feet and headed back to Florida.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ERIKA! Baby Jessica is giving Tom attitude and farming it up with Cousin Bobby

This is take two with Erika and yes, we’ve been drinking and yes, I cried because I’ve been drinking and what else Tom just went to a titty bar. He wanted to know what it was like. Tell your parents I love them.

Erika joined me today and we discussed my trip to Chicago with my dad and the cute boy & dog I meet with a few detours along the way.

The recording of this episode has some weird gaps in it and I apologize for that. I have no idea what happened. I’m at Jessica McRider‘s house for this episode and we fly through the second semester of my senior year. Boys are dumb.

It’s the next morning part two with Anders and it’s 75% as crazy as the last episode… Definitely still X-rated and mostly mortifying when we untape a secret letter that I wrote to Brandon Gish 23 years ago and read it aloud…goodbye

Ya’ll this is an outlandishly dirty episode. Your Welcome. I’m with Anders in Nashville for this episode and we cover 9/11 and how Fort Wayne was never a target… Baby Jessica goes to visit her brother at FSU and I’d like to honorably mention that that’s when I saw Zoolander in theaters… Baby Jessica didn’t write about it so I’m mad at her. She’s a weirdo at her locker and then she’s off to a ski t...

Maura joins me from the pals over at We’re Coming Over. Baby Jessica is out of control and thanks be to Chad for being my second make out sesh. We have TWO fallopian tubes!

This is my poor sounding episode of my phone conversation with Susan Benton! All things, NOSB and The Cruise and having terrible memories.

Virgins. The first email I get gets a free shirt.

Baby Jessica is on the cruise of a lifetime in her own suite with a balcony making friends and having the time of her life. Thanks to Aaron and Maura .

A few more drinks in…

Erika returns to scold John Travolta with me!

Thank you to Ben for coming to visit Pepper and I and boy did we get off topic and have a blast and yes, we drank. Sue me.

Sorry about the sound quality on this one virgins… I am joined by Aria and we are reading a letter. She wrote me in 2001. I hope you enjoy!

Maura’s back!