Not Till You’re Married

“I’m in a skit!” 12.09.2024 39:59 ↓

Maura joins Pepper and I tonight for this episode. Baby Jessica is back at Lake Aurora this entire episode working in the kitchen getting a major Boner over pots and pans and grits for that matter.

I’m been in Apathy all this time & it’s time to give it up! 04.09.2024 46:30 ↓

I’m joined by Erika again today! Baby Jessica loses NOSB Nationals, uses the “R” word again, can’t get over any guy, never mentions almost getting kicked out of the house and is about to turn 18.

I mean, he kissed Amanda 4 cryin out loud! 21.08.2024 47:22 ↓

Joined today by Tannah & Lauren to head to Lake Aurora to stargaze, sun gaze and wash pots and pans ♥️

Someone’s not telling the truth 14.08.2024 1:14:48 ↓

I’ve been invited to Methodist Youth Group to record this very spiritual episode of NTYM with THE Aish & Matt Gleason

It’s Understandable 07.08.2024 1:21:49 ↓

This is my one on one completely off the rails bonkers hilarious episode with Cotton and Baby Jessica finally gets kissed 💋

It makes me feel like Tori Spelling… 31.07.2024 1:04:53 ↓

Talia is here!

a bunch of my cellulite is gone & I’m not as thick! 24.07.2024 1:01:08 ↓

I have Dennis Glenda & Cotton here!!! Newsflash Dennis now knows I had a crush on him 😂

Satan’s got a hold of them. It’s disgusting. 17.07.2024 44:29 ↓

We have Erika with us today!!!

How come those pelicans have a love life & I don’t? 10.07.2024 48:51 ↓

GERRY & JESSICA ARE HERE!!! This was SO FUN!

Ya, I’m a sad sad girl. 03.07.2024 41:34 ↓

Ben and CC join for what may or may not be an “episode”…lol we’ll see. Baby Jessica is wrapping up the ski trip and headed home. The podcast is sponsored by helium and tequila.

“1 crumb is like a meal for a roach!” 26.06.2024 46:48 ↓

Maura is here and we’re headed for the WV slopes! Just two snow bunnies and their walkie talkies!

“I’ll pew on you!” 19.06.2024 1:00:24 ↓

I have the elusive and illustrious Aria with me on this episode to discuss all of it and everything in between.

🎼Hey would you blow me…a kiss” 12.06.2024 44:14 ↓

Kyra & Baby Leo join me at my crib The Cooter Club. Baby Jessica is preparing for the ski trip and packing and dreaming of Kyle and missing friends.

Jesus 2002 05.06.2024 23:12 ↓

Aaron and Maura join me on this episode and all hell breaks loose…but not really BUT ITS HILARIOUS

Gosh! tonight was the BEST! 29.05.2024 42:02 ↓

Aaron & Maura join today’s episode and well, gosh, I just really love these two. Are any of my Virgins interested in Not Till You’re Married T-Shirts??? #cooterclub4eva

…Cotton punched me in the face… Pt 2 22.05.2024 48:42 ↓

VIGINS!!! This is a top 5 favorite episodes for me and I hope you enjoy it as much as I do. Benny joins me to finish up the longest day filled with miracle’s and the year 2000s version of sexting and MORE!

…We got a video camera 4 our computer! (Part 1!) 15.05.2024 46:43 ↓

Liesl is guest starring today for Poppi and giggles. Night of Joy, Lake Aurora and failed star gazing and aurora borealis attempts past & present.

Hello! I’m tired! 01.05.2024 43:33 ↓

Ben and Aaron join me and it’s bliss. “Damn bitch!”

I wish I was there! Suck balls! 24.04.2024 20:36 ↓

Bennys still here for this minisode…he was a sleepy boy. And boys boys boys duh.

… This boy stopped me and asked me. “Why are you doing this?” and I said “Because I love Jesus!” 18.04.2024 43:07 ↓

Things happen and things were said that might not come across too well 24 years later but you know that’s life and it’s time to laugh motherfucker

DOESNT SHE KNOW I NEED HER IM SO LONELY!! 03.04.2024 55:23 ↓

Thank Heavens for my Anders and Celine Deon

Last night I dreamed about Kyle & he was my boyfriend bla bla bla 27.03.2024 43:11 ↓

I’m back at Anders‘s house and we’re having too much fun together.

We all piled on her waterbed & cuddled & talked. 22.03.2024 41:01 ↓

Y’all this one is off the rails. A-Town is high and easily distracted by her watch and Bootsie. Enjoy!

He’s Jewish! (I need to pray 4 him!) 13.03.2024 52:15 ↓

Chasing boys and trying to get Amos saved. Oh, and Kyle told me he loved me. 

Wwwwaaaazzuupp! 06.03.2024 54:48 ↓

Baby Jessica made it to CYI and she’s positively obsessed with walking men back to their dorms.