Not The Bees

Come for the bad acting, stay for the brutal rape scene! Vengeance: A Love Story (2017) One vigilante policeman comes to the aid of a single mother seeking to bring her rapists to justice. (Synopsis via IMDB)

"Tomorrow doesn't have to be a place. It's a person. It's you, Eep. You are my tomorrow!" The Croods: A New Age (2020) "The prehistoric family the Croods are challenged by a rival family the Bettermans, who claim to be better and more evolved." (Synopsis via IMDB)

We have nothing good to say about this movie or Nicolas Cage's role in it, but our podcast is now on YouTube so go follow us there at @notthebeespod The Flash (2023) "Barry Allen uses his super speed to change the past, but his attempt to save his family creates a world without super heroes, forcing him to race for his life in order to save the future." (Synopsis via IMDB)

"I got machine guns... in my butt?" Astro Boy (2009) "When an android replica of a boy is rejected by his aggrieved creator, he goes off to find his own identity in an adventure that would make him the greatest hero of his time." (Synopsis via IMDB)

"Well, thank you Wiccan Tumblr!" Renfield (2023) Renfield, Dracula's tortured henchman, is forced to capture prey for his master and do his every bidding. But now, after centuries of servitude, Renfield is ready to see if there is a life outside his boss's shadow. (Synopsis via IMDB)

"That person who helps others simply because it should or must be done, and because it is the right thing to do, is indeed without a doubt, a real superhero." Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018) "Teen Miles Morales becomes the Spider-Man of his universe and must join with five spider-powered individuals from other dimensions to stop a threat for all realities." (Synopsis v...

David Caruso left NYPD Blue (1993) in order to film this movie, and pursue a full-time film career. Kiss of Death (1995) "A reformed convict goes undercover with the help of an angry detective to ensnare a psychotic mobster." (Synopsis via IMDB)

Hey, it's Elijah Wood! The Trust (2016) A pair of cops investigating a drug invasion stumble upon a mysterious bank vault. (Synopsis via IMDB)

"I mean, I'll bet no one ever threw a pie at, like Harriet Tubman, the founder of the Underground Railroad. I'll bet you a million fucking dollars." The Weatherman (2005) A Chicago weatherman separated from his wife and children debates whether professional and personal success are mutually exclusive. (Synopsis via IMDB)

A++ all around. Required viewing. Mandy (2018) The enchanted lives of a couple in a secluded forest are brutally shattered by a nightmarish hippie cult and their demon-biker henchmen, propelling a man into a spiraling, surreal rampage of vengeance. (Synopsis via IMDB)

"You're not a bad man, you're just not a good one." Matchstick Men (2003) A phobic con artist and his protégé are on the verge of pulling off a lucrative swindle when the former's teenage daughter arrives unexpectedly. (Synopsis via IMDB)

Well this is a downer of an episode. World Trade Center (2006) Two Port Authority police officers become trapped under the rubble of the World Trade Center. (Synopsis via IMDB)

We've officially been doing this for a whole year! Knowing (2009) M.I.T. professor John Koestler links a mysterious list of numbers from a time capsule to past and future disasters and sets out to prevent the ultimate catastrophe.

You keep on using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. Inconceivable (2017) A mother looks to escape her abusive past by moving to a new town where she befriends another mother, who grows suspicious of her. (Synopsis via IMDB)

Jesus Christ is everyone naked?!?! Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982) A group of SoCal high school students would rather ignore their studies and instead indulge in their teenage distractions. (Synopsis via IMDB)

Elizabeth: This is the greatest movie that's ever been made. Megs: Are you high? Elizabeth: Yes. Very. Left Behind (2014) The entire planet is thrown into mayhem when millions of people disappear without a trace -- all that remains are their clothes and belongings. Unmanned vehicles crash and planes fall from the sky, overwhelming emergency forces and causing massive gridlock, riots and chaos....

Woof. Just... woof. Dog Eat Dog (2016) "A crew of ex-cons are hired by a Cleveland mafioso to kidnap the baby of a rival mobster." (Synopsis via IMDB)

Does the ghost take Mastercard? Pay the Ghost (2015) A professor frantically searches for his son who was abducted during a Halloween carnival. (Synopsis via IMDB)

An animated romp through the pre-historic. The Croods (2013) "In the primeval era, Grug and his family risk the dangers of their surroundings to find a new dwelling place. Along the way, they meet a modern boy who woos them with his adventurous ways." (Synopsis via IMDB)

He runs, physically, mentally, for congress, in to the wall... The Runner (2015) "In the aftermath of the 2010 BP oil spill, an idealistic but flawed politician is forced to confront his dysfunctional life after his career is destroyed in a sex scandal." (Synopsis via IMDB)

History lesson time! This film is based on the true story of the worst maritime disaster in American history. USS Indianapolis: Men of Courage "After their ship is torpedoed by a Japanese submarine, the crew members of the USS Indianapolis face a harrowing nightmare as their ship goes down in the shark infested Philippine Sea." (Synopsis via Rotten Tomatoes)

Like, this movie is totally tubular! Valley Girl (1983) Julie, a girl from the valley, meets Randy, a punk from the city. They are from different worlds and find love. Somehow they need to stay together in spite of her trendy, shallow friends. (Synopsis via IMDB)

Wherein Nicolas Cage discovers Manic Panic. Sympathy for the Devil (2023) Forced to drive a passenger at gunpoint, a man finds himself in a high-stakes game of cat and mouse. (Synopsis via IMDB)

Well it certainly stole our time... Stolen (2012) A former thief (Nicolas Cage) has just 12 hours to come up with $10 million after his former partner (Josh Lucas) kidnaps his daughter and locks her in a cab. (Synopsis via Rotten Tomatoes)

Joel Schumaker's final film is a piece of shit. Trespass (2011) As they're held for ransom, a husband and wife's predicament grows more dire amid the discovery of betrayal and deception. (Synopsis via IMDB)