Not The Bees

"You're not a bad man, you're just not a good one." Matchstick Men (2003) A phobic con artist and his protégé are on the verge of pulling off a lucrative swindle when the former's teenage daughter arrives unexpectedly. (Synopsis via IMDB)

Well this is a downer of an episode. World Trade Center (2006) Two Port Authority police officers become trapped under the rubble of the World Trade Center. (Synopsis via IMDB)

We've officially been doing this for a whole year! Knowing (2009) M.I.T. professor John Koestler links a mysterious list of numbers from a time capsule to past and future disasters and sets out to prevent the ultimate catastrophe.

You keep on using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. Inconceivable (2017) A mother looks to escape her abusive past by moving to a new town where she befriends another mother, who grows suspicious of her. (Synopsis via IMDB)

Jesus Christ is everyone naked?!?! Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982) A group of SoCal high school students would rather ignore their studies and instead indulge in their teenage distractions. (Synopsis via IMDB)

Elizabeth: This is the greatest movie that's ever been made. Megs: Are you high? Elizabeth: Yes. Very. Left Behind (2014) The entire planet is thrown into mayhem when millions of people disappear without a trace -- all that remains are their clothes and belongings. Unmanned vehicles crash and planes fall from the sky, overwhelming emergency forces and causing massive gridlock, riots and chaos....

Woof. Just... woof. Dog Eat Dog (2016) "A crew of ex-cons are hired by a Cleveland mafioso to kidnap the baby of a rival mobster." (Synopsis via IMDB)

Does the ghost take Mastercard? Pay the Ghost (2015) A professor frantically searches for his son who was abducted during a Halloween carnival. (Synopsis via IMDB)

An animated romp through the pre-historic. The Croods (2013) "In the primeval era, Grug and his family risk the dangers of their surroundings to find a new dwelling place. Along the way, they meet a modern boy who woos them with his adventurous ways." (Synopsis via IMDB)

He runs, physically, mentally, for congress, in to the wall... The Runner (2015) "In the aftermath of the 2010 BP oil spill, an idealistic but flawed politician is forced to confront his dysfunctional life after his career is destroyed in a sex scandal." (Synopsis via IMDB)

History lesson time! This film is based on the true story of the worst maritime disaster in American history. USS Indianapolis: Men of Courage "After their ship is torpedoed by a Japanese submarine, the crew members of the USS Indianapolis face a harrowing nightmare as their ship goes down in the shark infested Philippine Sea." (Synopsis via Rotten Tomatoes)

Like, this movie is totally tubular! Valley Girl (1983) Julie, a girl from the valley, meets Randy, a punk from the city. They are from different worlds and find love. Somehow they need to stay together in spite of her trendy, shallow friends. (Synopsis via IMDB)

Wherein Nicolas Cage discovers Manic Panic. Sympathy for the Devil (2023) Forced to drive a passenger at gunpoint, a man finds himself in a high-stakes game of cat and mouse. (Synopsis via IMDB)

Well it certainly stole our time... Stolen (2012) A former thief (Nicolas Cage) has just 12 hours to come up with $10 million after his former partner (Josh Lucas) kidnaps his daughter and locks her in a cab. (Synopsis via Rotten Tomatoes)

Joel Schumaker's final film is a piece of shit. Trespass (2011) As they're held for ransom, a husband and wife's predicament grows more dire amid the discovery of betrayal and deception. (Synopsis via IMDB)

This movie gets an F in feminism . Honeymoon in Vegas (1992) Jack loses $65,000 in poker in Las Vegas, where he's marrying Betsy. The wedding will have to wait as the poker winner wants the weekend with Betsy to cancel the debt. She accepts. Whom will she marry? (Synopsis via IMDB)

*shiver* Longlegs (2024) In pursuit of a serial killer, an FBI agent uncovers a series of occult clues that she must solve to end his terrifying killing spree. (Synopsis via IMDB)

For a movie all about whores, this sure is boring. Sonny (2002) An honorably discharged soldier returns home to New Orleans, hoping to break away from his upbringing as a trained prostitute, but his brothel-madam mother has other expectations. (Synopsis via IMDB)

This movie is just devastating. Leaving Las Vegas (1995) Adapted from the novel by John O'Brien, this acclaimed drama follows alcoholic screenwriter Ben Sanderson (Nicolas Cage) as he drinks himself into oblivion in Las Vegas. When Ben meets the beautiful prostitute Sera (Elisabeth Shue), they strike up an unconventional relationship -- one where she can't ask him to curb his drinking, and he can'...

Hey, is that Eddie? Deadfall (1993) A New Yorker (Michael Biehn) heads to California to find the look-alike brother (James Coburn) of his con-man father. (Synopsis via Rotten Tomatoes)

A harrowing, dark portrayal of a man on corporate burn out. "Haunted by the patients he failed to save, a monumentally burned-out Manhattan ambulance paramedic fights to maintain his sanity over three increasingly turbulent nights." (Synopsis via IMDB)

"That mescaline, wow, does strange stuff. " Vampire's Kiss - 1988 After an encounter with a neck-biter, a publishing executive thinks that he's turning into a vampire. (Synopsis via IMDB)

There was a Green Lantern movie... but we don't talk about that. Teen Titans GO! To The Movies (2018) A villain's maniacal plan for world domination sidetracks five teenage superheroes who dream of Hollywood stardom. (Synopsis via IMDB)

This is a new low. 211 (2018) Officer Mike Chandler and a young civilian passenger find themselves unprepared and outgunned when fate puts them squarely in-the-crosshairs of a daring bank heist that is being carried out by a fearless team of highly trained and heavily armed men. (Synopsis via Rotten Tomatoes)

Merry Christmas! Here's what your life would be if you weren't such an asshole. The Family Man (2000) Jack's lavish, fast-paced lifestyle changes one Christmas night when he stumbles into a grocery store holdup and disarms the gunman. The next morning he wakes up in bed lying next to Kate (Tea Leoni), his college sweetheart he left in order to pursue his career, and to the horrifying discovery tha...