Not The Bees

Just a little icky. Joe (2013) An ex-con, who is the unlikeliest of role models, meets a 15-year-old boy and is faced with the choice of redemption or ruin. (Synopsis via IMDB)

"We don't get a lot of things to really care about." Pig (2021) A truffle hunter who lives alone in the Oregon wilderness must return to his past in Portland in search of his beloved foraging pig after she is kidnapped. (Synopsis via IMDB)

"You know anything about rice cookers?" Kill Chain (2019) Three strangers become involved in a conflict. (Synopsis via Rotten Tomatoes)

Woof. Mom and Dad (2017) A teenage girl and her younger brother must survive a wild 24 hours during which a mass hysteria of unknown origin causes parents to turn violently on their own kids. (Synopsis via IMDB)

"Don't live here, don't surf here." The Surfer (2024) A man returns to the idyllic beach of his childhood to surf with his son. When he is humiliated by a group of locals, the man is drawn into a conflict that keeps rising and pushes him to his breaking point. (Synopsis via IMDB)

The pinball machine is a rethemed Gottlieb Devil's Dare and was created for and used in the 2021 film "Willy's Wonderland". I would like to know where it is now. Willy's Wonderland (2021) A quiet drifter is tricked into a janitorial job at the now condemned Willy's Wonderland. The mundane tasks suddenly become an all-out fight for survival against wave after wave of demon...

"The world I lived in, heroes only existed in comic books, and I guess that would have been okay -- if bad guys were make-believe, too... but they're not." Kick-Ass (2010) Dave Lizewski is an unnoticed high school student and comic book fan with a few friends and who lives alone with his father. His life is not very difficult and his personal trials not that overwhelming; however, on...

"This whole world's wild at heart and weird on top." Wild At Heart (1990) "Young lovers Sailor and Lula run from the variety of weirdos that Lula's mom has hired to kill Sailor." (Synopsis via IMDB)

Oh no, not the bees! The Wicker Man (2006) "A sheriff investigating the disappearance of a young girl from a small island discovers there's a larger mystery to solve among the island's secretive, neo-pagan community." (Synopsis via IMDB)

*snore* Looking Glass (2018)Ray must race to save his wife and himself from a gruesome secret connected to a desert motel. (Synopsis via IMDB)

What the fuck did we just watch? Between Worlds (2018) "A young woman in a coma appears to be possessed by the soul of a tormented man's dead wife."

This movie was a pleasant surprise. A Score To Settle (2019) "An ex-enforcer for a local crime syndicate has vowed to enact retribution on his mob bosses after 19 years of wrongful imprisonment. The only thing diverting his violent plans is a new found relationship to his beloved son."

And they're all babies! The Best of Times (1981) Here's the lives of 7 teenage friends in 1981, singing, dancing and breaking the 4th wall.

CGI Murder Kitty! Primal (2019) "Hunter and collector Frank Walsh expects a big payday after bagging a priceless white jaguar for a zoo. But the ship bearing Frank's precious cargo has another predator -- a political assassin facing extradition to America. When the prisoner manages to break free, Walsh must utilize his expert skills to capture the dangerous killer -- not dead, but alive.&...

"Ah, Kraznoks!" The Ant Bully (2006) After Lucas Nickle floods an ant colony with his water gun, he's magically shrunken down to insect size and sentenced to hard labor in the ruins. (Synopsis via IMDB)

Come for the bad acting, stay for the brutal rape scene! Vengeance: A Love Story (2017) One vigilante policeman comes to the aid of a single mother seeking to bring her rapists to justice. (Synopsis via IMDB)

"Tomorrow doesn't have to be a place. It's a person. It's you, Eep. You are my tomorrow!" The Croods: A New Age (2020) "The prehistoric family the Croods are challenged by a rival family the Bettermans, who claim to be better and more evolved." (Synopsis via IMDB)

We have nothing good to say about this movie or Nicolas Cage's role in it, but our podcast is now on YouTube so go follow us there at @notthebeespod The Flash (2023) "Barry Allen uses his super speed to change the past, but his attempt to save his family creates a world without super heroes, forcing him to race for his life in order to save the future." (Synopsis via IMDB)

"I got machine guns... in my butt?" Astro Boy (2009) "When an android replica of a boy is rejected by his aggrieved creator, he goes off to find his own identity in an adventure that would make him the greatest hero of his time." (Synopsis via IMDB)

"Well, thank you Wiccan Tumblr!" Renfield (2023) Renfield, Dracula's tortured henchman, is forced to capture prey for his master and do his every bidding. But now, after centuries of servitude, Renfield is ready to see if there is a life outside his boss's shadow. (Synopsis via IMDB)

"That person who helps others simply because it should or must be done, and because it is the right thing to do, is indeed without a doubt, a real superhero." Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018) "Teen Miles Morales becomes the Spider-Man of his universe and must join with five spider-powered individuals from other dimensions to stop a threat for all realities." (Synopsis v...

David Caruso left NYPD Blue (1993) in order to film this movie, and pursue a full-time film career. Kiss of Death (1995) "A reformed convict goes undercover with the help of an angry detective to ensnare a psychotic mobster." (Synopsis via IMDB)

Hey, it's Elijah Wood! The Trust (2016) A pair of cops investigating a drug invasion stumble upon a mysterious bank vault. (Synopsis via IMDB)

"I mean, I'll bet no one ever threw a pie at, like Harriet Tubman, the founder of the Underground Railroad. I'll bet you a million fucking dollars." The Weatherman (2005) A Chicago weatherman separated from his wife and children debates whether professional and personal success are mutually exclusive. (Synopsis via IMDB)

A++ all around. Required viewing. Mandy (2018) The enchanted lives of a couple in a secluded forest are brutally shattered by a nightmarish hippie cult and their demon-biker henchmen, propelling a man into a spiraling, surreal rampage of vengeance. (Synopsis via IMDB)