Not The Bees

You're a wizard, Harry! The Sorcerer's Apprentice - 2010 A protege of the magician Merlin must train his teacher's successor - an introverted but resourceful physics prodigy - in the art of sorcery to prevent the return of Morgana le Fay. (Synopsis from IMDB)

Idris Elba is soooo dreamy. Ghost Rider - Spirit of Vengeance (2012) Now hiding out in Eastern Europe, Johnny Blaze (Nicolas Cage) is still struggling with the curse of the Ghost Rider -- the devil's bounty hunter. Johnny meets a priest named Moreau (Idris Elba), who asks Johnny to find a boy named Danny (Fergus Riordan) and bring him back. But there's a catch -- Satan (Ciarán Hinds) is looking fo...

Jake and the Dollar Store Predator Jiu Jitsu (2020) Every six years, an ancient order of jiu-jitsu fighters joins forces to battle a vicious race of alien invaders. But when a celebrated war hero goes down in defeat, the fate of the planet and mankind hangs in the balance. (Synopsis via Rotten Tomatoes)

"That movie was a crime." Arsenal - 2017 "A Southern businessman attempts to rescue his kidnapped mobster brother." (Synopsis via IMDB)

This should have been a horror movie. Amos & Andrew - 1993 When erudite black playwright Andrew Sterling (Samuel L. Jackson) moves to a predominantly white suburb, the buffoonish local police surround his home, assuming he's a burglar. To avoid a scandal, unscrupulous Chief Tolliver (Dabney Coleman) conscripts low-rent criminal Amos Odell (Nicolas Cage) to break in and take Sterling hostage. B...

"Especially the bat nipples." 8MM - 1999 Private detective Tom Welles (Nicolas Cage) lives a normal life with his wife (Catherine Keener) and young daughter, until he receives a startling new case. A widow named Mrs. Christian (Myra Carter) has found what appears to be a snuff film among her late husband's belongings, and she wants Welles to determine if the movie is real or fake. Welles heads to...

Wherein we spend 5 minutes talking about Doctor Who. Gone in 60 Seconds - 2000 Randall "Memphis" Raines long ago abandoned his life of crime, but after an ominous visit from an old friend, he finds he has no choice but to return to what he does best -- stealing cars -- in order to save his brother's life. It all comes down to one night, 50 cars and a contract. (Synopsis from Rotten Tomatoes)

I wish someone would split their lottery winnings with me! It Could Happen to You - 1994 Charlie Lang (Nicolas Cage) is a simple, kindhearted New York City cop. When he realizes he has no money to tip waitress Yvonne Biasi (Bridget Fonda), Lang offers her half the winnings of his lottery ticket. Amazingly, the ticket happens to be a winner, in the sum of $4 million. True to his word, Lang proceeds...

It's our first sequel! National Treasure 2 - Book of Secrets When a long-missing page from the diary of assassin John Wilkes Booth suddenly resurfaces, it implicates the great-great grandfather of treasure hunter Ben Gates (Nicolas Cage) as a conspirator in Lincoln's death. Ben's globetrotting quest to prove his ancestor's innocence leads him to a closely guarded book containing the nation's deepe...

We're sorry about this one, you guys. It's our shortest episode, by far, because it is difficult to talk about an avant-guard, experimental art piece. The performer of Twin Peaks theme Julee Cruise's experimental concert film, which opens with a short intro where a man breaks up with his girl over the phone, which devastates her. The concert is set in her nightmarish subconscious mind.

We're super sloppy on this episode, but Johnny Blaze isn't! When motorcycle rider Johnny Blaze sells his soul to the Devil to save his father's life, he is transformed into the Ghost Rider, the Devil's own bounty hunter, and is sent to hunt down sinners. (Synopsis from IMDB)

We would like to nominate Nic Cage's hair for an Oscar. When Ashley (Ashley Greene) and her young daughter Sarah (Thalia Campbell) get caught up in a criminal enterprise that puts their lives at risk, she turns to the only person who can help -- her estranged father Matt (Nicolas Cage), currently living the life of a retired beach bum in the Cayman Islands. (Synopsis via Rotten Tomatoes)

We spied on you while watching this. Snowden (2016) Disillusioned with the intelligence community, top contractor Edward Snowden (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) leaves his job at the National Security Agency. He now knows that a virtual mountain of data is being assembled to track all forms of digital communication -- not just from foreign governments and terrorist groups, but from ordinary Americans. When...

Ew. Gross. Just... ew. An artist (Nicolas Cage) drifts to New Orleans and explores the theme of lust with his poet buddy's (Judge Reinhold) wife (Erika Anderson). (Synopsis courtesy of Rotten Tomatoes)

What in the Hell did we just watch? "A notorious criminal must break an evil curse in order to rescue an abducted girl who has mysteriously disappeared." (Synopsis from IMDB)

Put. The bunny. Back. In. The. Box. "Newly-paroled ex-con and former U.S. Ranger Cameron Poe finds himself trapped in a prisoner-transport plane when the passengers seize control." (Synopsis from IMDB)

In the not to distant future, Nic Cage drives an El Camino and must save America. "In the near future, global warming turns parts of the American Midwest into a desert. In its attempt to take hold of the economic recession, a government agency called The Humanity Bureau exiles members of society deemed unproductive and banishes them to a colony known as New Eden. An ambitious and impartial ca...

Did you know Werner Herzog directed a Nicolas Cage detective film?!?!? "Terence McDonagh is a drug- and gambling-addled detective in post-Katrina New Orleans investigating the killing of five Senegalese immigrants." (synopsis courtesy of IMDB)

It's Top Gun but with Helicopters! "Army lovers (Nicolas Cage, Sean Young) and their task-force leader (Tommy Lee Jones) join the drug war in Apache assault helicopters." (Synopsis from Rotten Tomatoes)

Nicolas Cage with an Italian accent. "An epic tale about the enduring hope of love and the devastating brutality of war, set amid the Italian occupation of Greece during World War II. " (Synopsis from Rotten Tomatoes)

"This is why I must trust my shamanic instincts as a thespian." Join us for the most Nic Cage experience of all time! "Nicolas Cage stars as... Nick Cage in the action-comedy The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent. Creatively unfulfilled and facing financial ruin, the fictionalized version of Cage must accept a $1 million offer to attend the birthday of a dangerous superfan (Pedro...

What does a peach taste like to you? Listen as we go through City of Angels. "An angel on Earth, a doctor unable to believe, a patient with a secret, a love story made in Heaven." (Synopsis from IMDB)

Based on a Philip K Dick story, join us as we discuss Next. "A Las Vegas magician who can see into the future is pursued by FBI agents seeking to use his abilities to prevent a nuclear terrorist attack." (Synopsis from IMDB)

Snap out of it! Join us for a discussion of the utterly charming "Moonstruck." "Loretta Castorini, a bookkeeper from Brooklyn, New York, finds herself in a difficult situation when she falls for the brother of the man she has agreed to marry." (Synopsis from IMDB)

Join us for the not-so-thrilling thriller "Dying of the Light." "Forced into retirement and terminally ill, a CIA agent gets word that his longtime nemesis has resurfaced, so he sets out on a personal mission to kill him." (Synopsis from Rotten Tomatoes)