Not My Patient

Well it's been a while folks. Flo's absent, still wigging out on an island. Jay nearly died from the man flu and The G is mid divorce. What better way to kick off season 5. Jay and The G are talking about life and alternative therapies.....alernative alight!

Today the trio round off season 4 by having a chat with Flo, our favourite refugee. She's marooned by the sound of it! Flo sounds a little far away, because she is!

Jay's feeling lonely and has decided to jump on his soapbox! A sweet little solocast for your listening pleasure!

Stumbled across an old episode that we've never released.....woop woop! Jay and the G chat about vasectomies, and we head off track as usual.

It's been a while! Today we catch up with Flo long distance, and Jay and The G continue to woffle on about Christmas and life in general. Thanks for the love listeners and we hope you all have a safe and joyful festive season (and don't end up in ED) Please check out spohiejoys.com.au Bloody legends Flick us a message notmypatientpod@gmail.com

A freelance ep, not a nursing story in sight! You will, however, learn alot about salmon....? Please check out our mates sophiejoys.com.au Flick us an email at notmypatientpod@gmail.com

Today we are chatting about the things we find in our pockets after a busy shift. Well, we try to stay on track, but you all know where it ends up ! Please check out sophiejoys.com.au Keep the emails coming notmypatientpod@gmail.com

G'day listeners! Today, the trio are discussing which is worse.......Old men or old women? Aging can be a shitty process, but is one gender more gross than the other? Check out the legendary sophiejoys.com.au Flick us en email about gross shit notmypatientpod@gmail.com

Hey listeners! The gang is on a roll. In this episode the trio explore the concept of 'superstition'. Is it real or just alot of bullshit. Big loves to our sponser sophiejoys.com.au Go check em out! Send us your love notmypatientpod@gmail.com

Today the trio chat about the types of tools that would be useful to the nurse to perform everyday tasks. The term "useful" is debatable. Please check out sophiejoys.com.au for all things pleasurable! You can flick us an email at notmypatientpod@gmail.com

The trio are back with a ripper episode to start off season 4. We are chatting about gross words today and actually, alot of other generally gross stuff as usual! BIG shout out to the legends at sophiejoys.com.au Please check out their website, you won't be disappointed! And keep the emails coming notmypatientpod@gmail.com

The trio are back for our final episode of season 3. Today we discuss nurses as serial killers, or should we aptly refer to them as 'cereal killers?' Let's face it, many nurses have historically and famously gone to the dark side, makes you wonder why?? Shout out to our good mates at sophiejoys.com.au You can drop us a line at notmypatientpod@gmail.com

In this episode the G has a chat with her legendary old nursing mate, Sandy. Flo and Jay are no where to be seen. Sandy received a special gift from sophiejoys.com.au and she was SUPER stoked! Please visit their website, lots of goodies for your pleasure! Flick us an email notmypatientpod@gmail.com

Flo and Jay attempt to have a chat about empathy, whilst The G is off getting her toenails 'clipped'. Flo creates a new word "Gillivante". We are currently in consultation with Oxford dictionaries to have this word included in the next edition....... or not! With thanks to our sponser sophiejoys.com.au Please visit their website, you will not be disappointed! You can email us on notmypatientpod@gm...

We are freelancing today, not a topic in sight! We just decided to have a chat about nothing in particular! Please check out our legendary sponsers: sophiejoys.com.au You can chuck us a line @ notmypatientpod@gmail.com

Today we attempted to chat about how as nurses, we feel when we become patients. We strayed off topic as usual! Youll find us @ notmypatientpod@gmail.com Also, do yourself a favour, and visit sophiejoys.com.au You will not be disappointed!

Today we welcome our first guest! Commonly known as Shit Tits! You'll find out why soon enough! The G is absent, someting about a neck tattoo. We also welcome our sponser for this episode sophiejoys.com.au Do yourself a favour and head to their website, for some next level, unbridled pleasure!

Just a little sneaky episode for your listening pleasure. A mash up of some bits from season two. Also we shout out to our mate Barry today, who we've all come to love.

It's a Christmas episode from the trio today! We are just having a chat about all things Christmas. We wish all of our listeners a safe and happy holiday season. Go easy on the eggnog.....or the egg, and maybe the nog!

Today we are chatting about filters, or lack of filters as the case maybe. Our dedicated listeners well and truly know by now that we have issues with filtration, but hey, so do our patients!

To annoy is to, "make someone angry or upset". Today Flo, Jay and The G have a chat about stuff that pisses us off. Welcome to season 3!

The final episode of season 2, TEN! Episode 10 and we've achieved over 10000 downloads! Pretty good considering we thought that we wouldn't even get one! No real topic for this one, just us freelancing.. could be dangerous! Thanks for all the love xx Stay tuned for season 3, coming your way real soon!

Jay and The Gee are having a chat about patients who have exceeded their expiration date. We think Flo's lips have exploded (Botox?) and we're hoping we see Flo and her lips in our final episode for season 2. It's coming your way real soon.

This episode is a celebration of our Flo. We love Flo's facts. In this instance, the term 'fact' is applied loosely. Are they facts? You be the judge.

So in this episode, we are having a chilled out chat about dumb people/patients/colleagues. Just dumb shit in general. There is no stereotype for dumb.....it happens to us all!