Not My Patient

We are chatting about patient's families in this ep. Let's face it, we love the good ones and the bad ones give us the shits. The good fams give us the will to care more, bless them!

We are chatting about shit today. As nurses, we are accustomed to the 'poonami' and all that goes with cleaning up the damage they cause. Perhaps we are the damage, due to the amount of shit we encounter on the daily, we'll let you decide! Drop us a line at notmypatientpod@gmail.com

This is one of our favourite Eps from season one. Due to popular demand, we have decided to release an UNCUT version. Hold on tight, this will have you belly laughing!

Today we are chatting about sounds. The noises we love to hear and the noises we don't want to hear! Please keep the stories coming! We'll send you a shitty, budget coffee mug if you make the cut. notmypatientpod@gmail.com

We are having a chat about dead people! The only way we navigate this topic is with humour......of course x

So The G has recovered from syphilis and the band is back together. We're talking about feet and limbs in general in this episode. We are looking for guest speakers. Please send us your stories to notmypatientpod@gmail.com . Point form is fine. This is an anonymous space..... "a safe space to talk about hard things", thanks Dr Phil for that quote!

Fight Club..... Flo and Jay cut loose (again), minus The G. Apparently she has syphilis!!

Spew!!! The perfect topic to start off series 2. Spew, chunder, chuck, technicolour burp, emesis... whatever you want to call, spew is not our friend! Please flick us an email if you want to know more about spew, or any other topic for that matter notmypatientpod@gmail.com Also we welcome our first sponser, Shelter Brewing Co. Please check them out at: shelterbrewing.com.au

Last ep of series one! Just some more weirdness for your listening pleasure. We'll catch you all in 2024 for series two. Keep an eye out for some wedgey eps over the hoilday period. Thanks for listening xx

An episode without the G! Jay and Flo act like a couple of unsupervised toddlers. Suffice to say it's all below the belt!

A newbie nurse on a ward, we've all been there! But what's it really like?

We chat about things you find, or perhaps things you don't want to find in odd places. This episode is a little choppy, as far as editing goes, because there were multiple experiences that were not publishable! You will get the gist of it regardless. Thanks for listening.

Moist...the word we love to hate!

The World Health Organisation classifies night shift as carcinogenic for the effect it has on circadian rhythms and the cardiovascular system..... but we do it, we survive and make bank.

Please show me your rash and tell me your entire medical history........said no nurse EVER!!!!

There are so many shades of grey matter it's not funny........ or is it?

We all know it smells like fish, but does it really taste like chicken?

Where our nursing careers began. The why, the how, the when and we are still asking why ?