Not For Nothin'

Jaguars super fan and future show intern, James joins the podcast to talk well, Jaguars, NFL predictions and trading cards. Wait till he gets into NFT's. After the young man leaves, we go full NFN-after-dark and Chris can finally swear again. We take a listener call and rant against Tim Dilfer, before ending the show with our week 2 picks.

The guys have it out and publicly talk through their argument...about fantasy football? Seriously, what the F*ck you two. They'll definitely waste 20 minutes of everyone time with this. From there they decide to go down the rabbit hole again, and try to gamble on every game, every week of the NFL season. Lets see how this goes again.

We're celebrating 5 years! After 250 episodes, the magic is still strong and we're even discussing what kind of wood to give each other. If you know what I mean. Of course this all leads to the eventual divorce talk as well. But at this stage of our careers, neither can imagine being single. We Eventually move on to sports and might have found an ace to betting on World Series futures. Then breakd...

Chris regales us with his adventures running around L.A. barefoot and mask free! It was glorious. Somehow from talking about LA, the boys make a decision to visit the worst sports stadiums in North American. From there they have a long conversation about the greatness of Val Kilmer and the new documentary about him. They shit on baseball and their stupid gimmick ideas. They wrap up the episode wit...

The boys yodel their way through this episode. I hope you're wearing your crocs (it's still a thing) and FjordChords for this one. Chris plots to bring down the shitty razor community. Why can't people just walk any more? They shined a light on the women athletes who ruled the Olympics. Also yeah for sportsmanship during the games. As a bonus, there's a lot of WNBA season talk. We do gamble and fi...

Just another fun episode where we're talking fun things like baby poop vs. dog poop. We play a game of would you rather. We do mention a few sports related topics, but they're not as fun. Because one of them has to do with the Manning Bros. Ick. Go enjoy the dog days of summer everyone. Get out of the house.

Chris tries to Croc shame Kris, while also getting some advice on a retaliation prank that Chris might have taken too far. Actually, he did take it too far. But is it really that big of a deal? They end up talking about the NBA Finals and mentally prepare for the upcoming NBA Draft, NFL season and more gambling. Brook Lopez is an NBA Champion people!

This is a crazy evening episode, like we originally used to do. I think these guys had a few before hand. They get into it, and it's mostly not about sports. They express their opinions on where they would never move to, Chris's bad prank follow up and how Crocs are the Dallas Cowboys of footwear. They have a listener voicemail that leads down a raging river of onions on international basketball,...

Chris does his best, worst Elvis impression to hide his cold. We want more Kenny Loggins documentaries, plus Chris has a great idea for another documentary music breakups. We need to know what happened to the other side, damn it! We're kinda tired of talking about stupid mens sports and their stupid old-ass ways. Luckily we have the WNBA and Candace Parker! They just know how to do it. Kris advoca...

Do you want a show that only breaks down the NBA Finals? No, because that's just boring. We go in on expiration dates, stupid milk cartons, hydroponic lettuce and Chinese prison Garlic. And that's only the first twenty minutes of the show. But we also discuss the worst thing to happen to sports since the Seven Nation Army "anthem." We talk so much that we barely have time for NBA Finals and we eve...

Nobody Celebrates Bobby Bonilla Day quite like we do. We're diving into Cryo freezing, fireworks sucks, Julia Roberts best movies(it's Notting Hill right?), being a tiktok correspondant. Then we masterfully segue into sports - dealing with the hipocracy of basketball coaching hires, Lou Will a legit Hall of Fame, Chris Paul, Patrick Beverly and Clippers hate. Plus, enjoying the Hawks without Trae...

Kris starts off with a traumatizing story of early 80's child abuse in something called a department store... whatever that is. After the tears, they once again laugh at the stupidity of Major League Baseball making something worse that was already terrible. Kris tries to get Chris interested in the Summer Olympics, they find a rooting interest in the NHL playoffs. Plus they warn the NBA that it's...

It's Hump Day, which means we're not really looking to do much work on the show. We talk about dogs. Of course Kris as another story to share about that. Where are all these coming from? We get into skateboarders and Hawaiian... I mean Aloha shirts. One sucks the other are awesome and cool . We do talk a little basketball and gamble on them. At least those have been paying off.

The only thing scarier than bats and snakes for these two are the Utah Jazz fans. What would that phobia be called? Chris doesn't fix baseball this time around, but he does have a great idea to make it infinitely more fun and entertaining. It's pretty great...he's good at these actually. They talk NBA playoffs and rooting for any team except the Jazz or the Clippers. Kris changes his mind and thin...

This episode takes a very dark turn and doesn't look back. And that's just the the Celtics decision to promote Brad Stevens portion of the show. We do get into allergy medications, horrible bus trips and Kris finally decides to share a really dark story from his past. Geez man, that's what you decide to open up about? The happier topics include Coach K retiring, the Seattle Storm making the right...

They boys are back and telling ghost stories. But not the good kind. Chris got a subscription to Good Housekeeping from beyond the grave, while Kris is being haunted by the previous owner. His getting Vermonting. We just made that up. It's gonna be a thing... or a movie maybe. Eventually this leads to sports. The disrespecting of players by fans and even their own coaches. Also can we just have mo...

The impossible has happened! The Knicks are good, they're in the playoffs, so we do a positive Knicks episode with special guest Mike Vorkunov. I guess we can start calling it a Knicks Rejoice? But first Chris gives us his book review on "hair metal" history. We thought Charles Grodin was already dead, but we'll give our thoughts and prayers anyway. Then we bet on what's left fo the NBA play-in to...

It's finally here, and we can't contain our excitement! The WNBA season is underway and we'll tell you who to root for, which teams to watch and gamble on for the chip. Plus the GOAT is back for another season! How could it get any better. Oh, we do also talk NBA, and why Jokic for MVP is ridiculous. Why isn't Julius Randle getting more attention for that category? We try to continue our NBA three...

We smoke one big, long, last drag of a menthol cigarette before Biden bans them for ever. That makes sense, you know instead of just banning cigarettes all together. Why fix the whole problem when you can just rub turn in the wound? Chris beautifully segues from mint flavor to the Kentucky Derby. Of course he over thinks it, but settles on three long shots. So smart, right? From gambling to ponies...

We're bringing sexy back...It's the return of the Mack! After three long years away, our boy Anthony Moreno Brown returns to the pod. We couldn't be more excited to talk about nothing for an hour. We pay our respects to Shock G - the one who put the satin on your panties. We get around to questioning Anthony's fandom, try to find him a new NFL team to root for since the Steelers are about to suck....

The WNBA and women's basketball is dope AF and you're blind and stupid if you don't know that by know. Give us more though, damn it! We celebrate "The Truth" losing his job, which means we all win, by not having to watch him fake his basketball knowledge anymore. Also, everyone needs to stop whining about playing games in the NBA. We finish of the pod by picks a few daily NBA games to lose money o...

Seriously, it's impossible to say goodbye to DMX right now. Can we? Should we be? It doesn't feel right. What does feel right is talking about old men in movies. Who's the next big Geezer Teaser leading man? That leads us into another stupid idea, rebooting old tv shows. I mean really, Frazier? We finally talk sports and try to gamble on the Master and an NBA game of the night. After that the show...

Ep. 230 Not For Noithin' April Fools Is For Fools by Kris & Chris

Well this show went over like a fart in a balloon. Will our era ever come up with idioms or any figurative meanings like they used to do "in the good old days?" if we do, it's gonna be tech related right? Or maybe we should just be updating the old ones to fit a more modern meaning. From there we tackle the age-old question about the worst, most over-hyped white college basketball players of all t...

This episode is a long one, and the most boring show each year, so we'll try and keep this short. The guys talk about going postal on their local mail persons. For no reason at all, they oddly celebrate the legacy of "Mr. stay in your lane" Pat Sajak. Then they give the people what they want, picking every single game in the NCAA Tournament. Get ready to bust your brackets. It's gonna be awesome b...