Not For Nothin'

The big question of the show is, shouldn't DirectTV come remove all the satellite dishes from the customers who cancel their service? They answer is yes (spoiler alert)! We discussed Franco Harris and how the Steelers don't induct their players into a ring of honor. Also Chris finds another crappy documentary that he likes. Kris hates the stupid bowl games in baseball stadiums. As always the wrap...

Kris is sick and tired...literally. Chris goes on a few rants about comedians, sports, etc. The only good thing he has to say is about random Knicks fans. Go figure. For some reason they keep trying to pick a winning week for the NFL season. Maybe they'll get a Christmas miracle.

They start off by going back in the day and talking about "tagging" and their love of graffiti. They get into getting their Christmas trees up early, leading to their love of Home Depot. That exacerbates their hate on mom & pops (stores), which has been Kris's seventh circle of hell for the last two years. Long story short. Chris has sad World Cup betting stories and then they pick the NFL games f...

This episode starts off quiet and somber, cause it's Thanksgiving week and that means spending time with family...or family of family. From there, obviously, they sing the praises of Gen Z, who are really making the case for the best and coolest generation right now. As Whitney once sang, "I believe the children are our future." Can we just do away with Thanksgiving at this point...but keep the da...

To start off this thrilling episode they delve into the phenomenon known as Police Academy movie franchise and the career of Micheal Winslow. That leads them into trying to recreate or modernize Hollywood Squares and how many TikTok stars would fill out the board. Chris tries to engage Kris on the World Cup, but doesn't really get anywhere. Then they talk a little hoops and end as always sucking a...

They start off the show talking about fear of flying and how much the whole airport system sucks. Long story short, Kris used to throw up on airplanes all the time. Chris is disappointed in baseball again (glad that's over). Then they barely talk hoops before finishing off with the week 10 NFL picks, where they coin the phrase Bill Beliflex. Cause once again he's a genius for something no else wou...

Oh this one's a giggle fest. The boys discuss what low level actors might listen to the show. They move onto CB radios, party lines on the old house phones, AOL chat rooms, and bad email names. Chris is all in on the Phillie World Series and hating the Astros for bad cheating. Also what the hell are the Nets doing and thinking? None of this is okay. Finally they picks the NFL week 9 games.

This is definitely a Grind My Gears episode, so all you old white men will really enjoy this. They go in on laundry pod bag opening, convenient stores aren't convenient - it's all locked down now, bad presents from significant others, and the chances of the Phillies even winning a game. Oh and does Doc need to be fired now? Then we talk a little hoops before picking all week 8 games in the NFL. Ge...

We discuss cigarette holders and what are they for, how vaping is actually the new pipes (not cigarettes), weird formal living rooms in our parents houses. We give some love to Angela Lansbury and appreciating Garfield without the thought bubbles. Is BravoCon a good idea or a great idea? Then we briefly discuss the NBA opening week, the appealing disaster of the MLB Playoffs. Topping it all off, w...

Chris goes off on shitty haircuts, shitty pizza and living in a shitty New Jersey suburb. Oh and shitty MLB Wild Card Playoffs...or wait they actually kinda like that. Then they finish off the episode by making their shitty NFL week 6 picks.

We talk about or best (or worst) Halloween costumes. Chris got swept up in the wrong Linsantiy documentary...and now he's a Christian. Kris thinks he can dunk off a trampoline. And then these two continue their crappy gambling picks for this NFL season. In all fairness the whole season kinda sucks anyways.

Coolio is dead, Weird Al is uncancellable and baseball sucks every time. We drop some dimes on NBA headlines and then we gamble our lives away on week for 4 of the NFL. Parity and injuries are not a good combination for football.

What the heck is going on with the Eastern Conference coaches in the NBA? Congrats to The Las Vegas Aces, you deserve all the praise and glory. Way to go champs! I think Chris had something else to rant about, we weren't really listening. We finish off the episodes like always trying to bet on every damn game in the NFL during week 3. smoke 'em if ya got 'em.

Chris is on a beach somewhere with Grave Digger. Sounds like a very romantic getaway. But he lets go of the wheel to talk some video games, WNBA playoffs & giving Becky Hammon so much love and respect. Then they pick the NFL weeks 2 games while arguing over their love of Geno Smith.

We start off with our brand new segment... The Relistnenables! This week we re-listen to The Divinyls. Don't worry the segment won't last after this. We say thanks but hopefully not goodbye to our GOAT - Sue Bird. Also the WNBA Playoffs are must-see TV. As always, it's time for our NFL week 1 picks. We've got a system to start off the season. It couldn't possibly back-fire on us, right?

Could the Jaguars be good and Belichick really suck this year? Who's the surprise team of the season? Is Baker cooked or is he just warming up? Can Matt Ryan will make the Colts better (than Wentz?) the answer is definitely, YES! Did Tom really get plastic surgery? Almost all those questions will be answered on this show. Plus the WNBA playoffs is crushing it on so many levels. Watch it you fools!

Our sack are so big and heavy right now, their overflowing with question that you all have send us. Probably six years worth? You question us, we answer you.

Is there a doctor on this show? One of us might been having a health scare. At the very least we should talk to the liver king. We break down the WNBA playoffs, while maybe trying to make some bets to go with it. And then we continue the slow-roll out on our soft NFL season preview and self-gambling advice.

We're back! Did you miss us? Probably not. It feels like our parents sent us away to camp for the whole summer. And boy do we have a lot to talk about. Try to keep up.

We decided to do two shows in a row...but it comes with a condition. We're kinda mailing this one in. We talk about how every landlord is a slum-lord and the horror of moving back in with your parents. We also hit on the NBA Draft, but it's just a Chet hate. So enjoy that!

It's the summer of Ch(K)ris! We decided to do a show. Enjoy it while it lasts. Much like this ridiculous new craze of drinking balsamic vinegar like a soda. GTFOH with that BS. We talk some sports too, might as well right?

The boys are back in town, and they are destroying it. Billy Idol gets his due (not that he needs it). Some how we turn Scoth & Milk into a Dirty Bagpipe and then we manage to get to some WNBA & NBA playoff talks while we end it with one of Chris's new Kentucky Derby betting strategy.

Do you suffer from runny noses, scratchy throats, itchy eyes, post nasal drip and ball chaffing? Yup this is the gross out episode. Otherwise we fire off some hot takes on the NBA playoffs, Tom Brady & James Cromwell. There's some other good nuggets sprinkled in there, so you should definitely listen to the whole episode.

It's finally here! The WNBA season is starting and we're dropping some coin on our favorites. I think we like the Mercury & the Storm...oh but also the Lynx, the Sky & the Aces. Plus we like the Mystics as a dark horse... but also the Liberty! What I do know is we definitely nailed it this year. We do also discuss Chris' upcoming cycling trip & we finish off this episode by critiquing and criticiz...

I mean the title really says it all. Chris is back from his cultish-like yoga retreat from the big island of Hawai'i. Then they reminisce about Milli Vanilli & Keith Sweat. Then Kris ups his tirade game going after & in on IPAs. The rest is the usual sports talk. Hating on the umps, but for another good reason. NBA playoffs with Chris hating on Jokic. The boys finish it off, measuring hand sizes....