Not For Nothin'

This one could have been AI generated and you would never have known the difference. There's a whole lot of nothing going on so make sure you listen very carefully. Anyway next week is their big NFL season preview and that's what really matters.

We wrap up the Olympics, what we liked and thought was utterly and completely stupid. Kris shares his bear experience. It was more Yogi Bear than Cocaine bear, but still pretty nerve wracking. There is some more talking but who's really listening anyways. Just enjoy what the rest of what little summer we have left.

Kris is back from being Euro-trash, while Chris can't figure out his new computer. They catch each other up on dining in nice restaurants, sexy white wine in Europe, the Olympics and other sports. Then Chris finishes the episode off with a nude beach story for the ages. You will enjoy.

Guess who's back, back again? Jake Burrow Cosden and his sweet bleached tips are here to fill in for the traveling K-Kris. This week we talk more about the same sh*t we talked about last week, but in greater detail. So if in depth coverage of a fight that happened at a wedding 15 years ago is your cup of tea, well then friend, you have come to the right tea party. Oh and we talk about New Orleans...

Kris is in Europe eating licorice and baguette while Chris stays stateside and grinds out a pod with the lovely guest host, Jake Cosden. The first 15 min is just Chris frustratingly trying to rererecord the intro, so feel free to jump ahead. Then the lovely Jake comes through with smoothed out comedy gold. Some real hits in this if you can get past the soccer slog. Poddy By Jake, if you will. You...

We do our patriotic duty and talk about fast food menus, sports and a whole bunch of other stuff I think...I gotta go jump in a pool.

We talk Jimmy Buffett action figures, a Saturday morning-style cartoon about Death Row Records, strip clubs and the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders documentary. Oh and then of course we talk about the WNBA and the NBA Draft. Because sports, right?!

Ep. 470 Not For Nothin' What We Can't Get Past by Kris & Chris

Missed us? We had a little free time this week to share stories of the road...rage. And boy does it take us down a long and winding road before we get to sports. Of course we have to give our takes on the Caitlin Clark nonsense, and the WNBA season before we ask WTF is going on with the NBA Finals. then we end it with a rant about the Tom Brady retirement money grab event.

We start off joking around about the Boy Scouts of America...we are joking right? Right? Chris is actually watching a superhero show & a cartoon at that? What the hell is going on? Then he tried to convince Kris (for the 2nd time), to watch Baz Luhrmans Romeo & Juliet. Nobody wants to watch that trash. Kris bring up BORG drinking and stupid cocktails they used to drink in their youth. Then it's al...

Chris shares his dream about the Beach Boys and Kris. What does it mean? That Kris has the answer...The Beach Boys suck. That's the only answer. Then we decide if it's too early to worry about the NY Liberty. We preview the rest of the WNBA and get into the NBA playoffs.

Chris breaksdown...the new Pearl Jam album, then praises their best album ever, Vitalogy. Kris agrees as usual. Kris thinks gambling has gone too far when Dave & Buster get involved. We go over and bemoan the NBA playoffs and the inept refs. Do we really care who won the MVP voting (please say no, please). We point out the BS about BS and then praise Candace Parker. Finally Chris almost spoils the...

The boys go on another long strange trip, again. Chris needs another Sixers therapy session, but tries to act like he's moved past it. We give all the flowers to the GOAT and the true CP3 - Candice Parker. Kris comes with a smoking hot take who the new Lakers coach is going to be. We finish off this episode by roasting the roast of Tom Brady.

A little trip to NOLA, some draft day talk, the NBA playoffs and bad hockey nicknames. That's all you need to know. What more could you want?

How long is too long...to linger? We recap the WNBA Draft & then preview the NBA Playoffs. Then say good bye to that POS "juice." Finally it's expired. We're certainly not lingering with this episode.

Chris either has the best April Fools Day prank, or the worst. This podcast might be one long and stupid prank itself. Somehow we end up talking about a Norwegian cooking show. Chris asks, why no crowd surfing at sporting events? Kris has a good answer. Then we focus on the Women's Tournament, but end up once again complaining about refs and the stupid rules of the games. We kinda wrap it up talki...

This episode has is all - jacking wheels in Kris's neighborhood. Let's get rid of Idaho, cause they're a bunch of racists pricks. Chris hates Brady's face. Should Caitlin Clark take the bag? And athletes gambling on their own stats. You cool with that? There's just not enough hours the day.

It feels like forever, but we're finally back together. We've got a lot to catch up on. It's March Madness, WTF on the Oscars, which Chris almost watched all of the nominated movies. Good job buddy. Chris went to a Lakers game while Kris went down the Royal rabbit hole There's just not enough time!

You know the old adage, "if it ain't broke don't fix it." Well this episode is literally (and figuratively) the opposite of that. Obviously we're talking about issues at home. And by that I mean, our houses are literally breaking, surely but slowly. We eventually talk some NBA & women's basketball and the dumbasses who are trying to pretend they've been on the bandwagon all along.

Of course we review the history of the great Chicago fire, and of course the folklore of it all blames a women and her cow. This country has the worst folklore of all time. Kris shares his vitriol of Knicks broadcaster Alan Hahn. Then spontaneously, the boys decide to do a sudo-oscar preview. Then Kris shares the story of his mom's attempt at doing drugs. Happy Black History month everyone!

Chris shares a story of getting old, so Kris gets annoyed. They discuss a whole lot of basketball takes. Plus a bold NBA Finals take. They're just trying to get through February like the rest of us, alright man.

There's a lot of love to start this episode cause it's the most loving day of the year. It's also a scam, but whatever I guess. Then they let the hate begin. They blame the "bros" for ruining an taking the fun out of gambling, and force-feeding us stupid parlays. They've also ruined golf, which is the very sport they were being catered to. The one thing these guys didn't hate, the Super Bowl. Ther...

We try to rethink NYC fashion week. Super Bowl bets suck now. We pick which drugs we'd want to do with, or without a therapist. Then we do a little NBA trade deadline talk., with Chris going in and after Knicks fans hard. Top wrap it up, Chris has to be convince to pick the Chiefs in the Super Bowl. LETS GO TAYLOR!!!

Chris loves the "We Are The World" Documentary. He also shares a story about the time he almost shit his pants meeting Daryl Hall. They guys decide to complete the trilogy for the movie Cocoon and bring Steve Guttenberg back into the spotlight. He deserves it. Kris gets worked up over the anti-analytic idiots. Then freaks out about the Storm moves in WNBA free agency, as Chris tries to improve the...

They get into a deep dive on the difference between a xylophone and a vibebraphone and the old jazz musician who played one of them. Then Chris shares his wife's deepest darkest secret...it involves Chris Stapleton. Don't worry she made a huge mistake. Concert fashion is discussed, along with Showtimes top 10 shows, rugby documentary and so much more. They throw in a little NBA talk, women's 96 Ol...