Not For Nothin'

The NFL season is officially over, but the boys can't stop talking about it. We'll ween them off I guess. In the meantime, they get random real quick (1:00). Chris cries about is poor basketball gambling record (14:00). Kris goes off on lame-ass OKC fans (19:20). They side with Oakley and happily berate Dolan (36:00). After that its all down hill, they start talking about wrestling. Look up the Sh...

Kris and Chris recap the Super Bowl and discuss the pre-game bets they thought were locks, sorry guys (2:08). Talk concussion protocols and their own history of them (22:00). The boys then move on from the football and start looking to the future, which hopefully include basketball, Belichick in politics, and some other weird stuff (28:30).

We are finally at the Grand Daddy of them all, the Pro Bowl! Okay maybe it's the Super Bowl. But the guys do end talking about the Pro Bowl and Taylor Swift, despite their best intentions (3:00). After getting through their weekly Presidential bit, and random QB rumors, they get to the good stuff, talking about Jim Zorn and Left-handed QB's(16:11). Prop bets seem to interest these two more than th...

This is the best Pre-Pre-Super Bowl show, believe me. Kris and Chris might be the first podcasters to say nice things about Joe Buck (4:28). Celebrate a schnockered Robert Kraft ((17:10), and talk early SB MVP candidates. Chris backs up his first down = winner theory (25:37). They discuss Roethlisberger's weird head shape (31:55), and Belichick's PDA (34:20). Chris drops a bomb-shell of a great id...

The boys thank the football gods and Andy Reid's terrible game management that we don't have a Super Bowl 1 rematch (1:10). Then finally close the book on all Christine Michael talk (5:01).

There's only two things that get these guys this fired up, playoff football and... um, they can't think of the second. Oh well. They come out firing, and dropping hot takes immediately: Eli Manning never wins Super Bowl again (1:40). Kris sprinkles in a Jamie Moyer story (?), before turning it up a notch and tearing apart the refs for a bad weekend all around (4:29). They discuss the single greate...

It's a new year, but the results might be the same. They wrap up their first NFL season on a high note, picking more games right than wrong, but just barely (4:40). A little pontification on the playoffs and which teams aren't likely to repeat next year (8:20). Then, they go over the playoff odds for each team, the Giants become their favorite as a good long shot to make that $$$ (26:33). They dre...

The missing holiday episode has been recovered, and I think these two jabronis had a little too much of the egg nog. They start right in on all things Massachusetts and Marky Mark, they don’t hold back. Is there anyone they don't like to offend? At least they don’t rip on George Michael, rest his soul. They are all over the place on this episode, we can’t even keep track. So just enjoy the ramblin...

The Bet is on, finally. Can Chris make it the whole show without dropping the F-bomb? The proceeds go to the SagerStrong Foundation, which leads Chris into a story when him meeting Craig Sager, with a bonus David Stern story thrown in (4:50). They move on to their favorite topic, "The Golden Goose" Brock Osweiler getting benched. Of course that leads to other terrible QB's in the league, and USC (...

Kris gets to host the show by himself again. Mostly likely because Chris was scared of going through with the bet that he can't go one episode without saying the F-word. Kris goes off on something about close games and prevent defenses. This is what happens when he's by himself (3:43). He gives props to Bruce Arians for making the excuse of the year. Blaming the weather for his teams bad playing (...

The boys quickly tie together concussions, DVOA and metal-rap genre, big shout-out to Ice-T and Body Count (1:00)! They make their 3/4 season predictions. that's a thing, right? And somehow these guys pick a Super Bowl long-shot, even though they said they weren't going to. Man these guys are really good gamblers (3:15). They also noticed how EIi Manning didn't have a drop of sweat anywhere on him...

The boys are reunited and it feels so good. After back-to-back weeks off, the bromance is rekindled, although not without some tense moments. After checking their seasons records, Chris jumps into medias obsession over calling teams out for "missing" on a player, the Browns, and not believing in curses, except for the Browns (4:48). Kris shares his numerous Ryan Leaf experience, awkward (10:46). C...

Kris goes solo on this show, welt least for the first half hour. He starts off talking Monday Night Football in Mexico, and any future implications this game might have with international teams. Canada, anyone (2:20)? Then he moves onto the year of the kickers, which isn't a good thing (12:42). You know what else isn't a good thing? Quiet crowds during NFL games. Its something Kris noticed during...

This week Chris and Kris really get things... oh wait, Kris is gone, again (that's weird). Instead of Chris doing this thing alone again, he brings in his friend, Brooke Costello who's a Bills fan and former gambling guru. Once they get the formalities out of the way, Chris laments on loosing his weekly parlay because he foolishly went away from the Titans over (7:38). They move onto the creepines...

The boys start things off by making fun of the South Street Seaport for putting up the Christmas Tree on Nov 7 (:45). Kris bemoans his mundane Sunday watching football (1:50). Chris starts them on a path of trashing some of the broadcast commentators, especially everyones favorite piñata, Phil Simms. Which creates another great idea: CBS hires Jeff Hosteler as a backup for Simms, and replaces him...

For our week 9 show, Kris shares his experience about being in New Orleans for Saints-Seahawks game, railing on jack-ass fans (:30). Chris introduces Kris to wedding cake flavored vodka (8:08). They side-bar on the World Series, focusing on yet another conspiracy theory, that Kris actually buys into (9:47). they make fun of Eddie Veder Cub fandom (13:30), harken back to the good old days of RBI ba...

Not for Nothin', but this is our week 8 show. We start off nice and easy, talking a little baseball and kinda picks a World Series picks (2:50), then Chris confesses his love for Geno Smith (7:55). We discuss Gronks "69" reference..."You know what I mean" (10:15), Then move on to the problem with kickers this year (11:17). Chris lays down another big conspiracy theory on the NFL, staring none othe...

We got a little emotional on this show, and relive a rollercoaster of a NFL watching Sunday. We recap the crazy-good Seahawks/Falcons game (2:20), which leads to Chris calling out the 12th Man (Seahawks fans) for no reason. Basically he calls them band-wagon fans (6:04). Chris gets sweet on the Saints, right after bragging about his Bills pick (10:14). We debate if Brock Osweiler will be benched s...

Chris And Kris start the show by slamming Christopher Columbus (:55), then celebrate our ability to be average at picking games (4:34). We talk about our new favorite show, Atlanta (6:56), then get into a good baseball conspiracy theory... keep 'em coming Chris (9:00). Then we keep calling everyone out, first with the NFL and Roger Goodell (14:25), then move onto Eli Manning (27:45). Finally we mo...

Kris & Chris talk about Rex Ryan and the Buffalo Bills the whole podcast, while listening to Chris' rampant potty mouth. We hedge our preseason bets, by considering the Bills as a long shot, ultimate split our bet, taking both Steelers and Seahawks (14:00). We decide which players might be worthy of the "RoboCop" nickname (23:48), practice our Keanu Reeves impressions (29:39), then create a genius...

Kris came back and these two jabronis immediately talk Arnold Palmer, the man and the drink (1:50). Chris recounts his adventure driving around New Jersey in his sweet new Vette (2:32). Then they hit on a potential new trend in the NFL, teams winning with a good defense and and an average QB (7:33). Which makes betting on these games harder, hence their overall records (15:30). They come up with a...

Chris goes solo on this show, as the other Kris was most likely lost in the Canadian Wilderness. Chris talks about his sweet new ride, a 1980 'big bird yellow' Corvette (2:50). He also relays a crazy idea (or is it)from Kris claiming that Sam Bradford is a, way to early but legit, season MVP candidate (4:55). From there it starts getting weird as Chris goes on some kind of rant about no more conve...

We recap our trip to the Naismith Hall of Fame (1:00), including two-lap Thibs apperance (8:14). We decide who was the most interesting players from week 1, who all happen to be Chris's man-crushes: Brock Osweiler, Carson Wentz and RG3, then disagree if Ezekiel Elliott is any good (12:58). Chris has two hot takes involving Trevor Simien not being a starting QB after this season, and Tony Romo play...

After rambling about Seger and The Eagles, we immediate regret our decision to bet on our Super Bowl favorites, the Vikings (4:55). After scrolling through a few bad options, we come across a juicy long shot, the Raiders, which excites Chris so much he sings the Raiders Silver and Black Attack song (10:00). We battle over if Miami will be relevant this year, which leads to us bet on how many games...

We preview ourselves and the NFL season. Chris disses the Olympics right off the bat. We reminisce on our youthful stupidity, being Cowboy fans (11:00). I make a bold prediction about J.J. Watt's back and the Texans season (16:40), then we go after Chip Kelly and his merry band of QB's (20:00). Then we smoothly segue into which teams are sleepers and who we're hating on, which leads to Chris's fir...