Not Even Once

She's right around the Cora-ner, so you'd better watch out. Who are we kidding, she's Ah Amazing Ah Ah Amazing! Follow us on Twitter! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@notevenoncepod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Join our Discord! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://discord.gg/GjJanwZRZ8⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Bob - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@thekidaintright⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Seth - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@recycledsarcasm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ More at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://l...

Welcome to 2025! It has been a hell of a decade for us behind the scenes here. But, we're getting back to it after a little break with Once Upon a TIme's first ever Dream Ballet! You know, it's a bit odd to frame an episode's action as "sleeping" but we're here for it, as we always are. Also, let me tell you, we have the next episodes already recorded and in editing n...

Well, 2024 was kinda just "fart_noise.mp3", right? Well, a tradition is a tradition, and goddammit, we're STICKING TO IT. And speaking of, thanks for sticking with us! We should have more silly stuff coming out soon with Season 2! Take care of yourselves and those you love!

So we know Ruby is a werewolf. But what we DON'T know is if there are any sexy man werewolves around. Well, listener, this episode really answers that question for us. There's also a hot mouse. LISTEN, this one is all on some kind of Omegaverse stuff that is on another plane of existence for us. Just remember, there's a she wolf in the closet. Open up and set it free. A-woo! Follow us on Twitter!...

Breaking News! Sarah, our special Neal correspondent, met a couple actors from Once Upon a Time at an Encino Dunkin' mere DAYS after recording the episode. Enjoy her thrilling recount of the story here! Josh and Ginnifer, if you are by chance listening, we would absolutely LOVE to have you on the pod to talk about your time on the show and Storybrooke. Have your people reach out to our people. Who...

Hey, this going back and forth between past Enchanted Forest and present Storybrooke is getting a bit overwhelming. Maybe we should just take a chill pill for a bit on that. ...or maybe let's do something completely different and flip the script and do real world flashbacks and present day Enchanted Forest. And who the heck is this guy from Broken, by the way? This episode, we have our friend Sara...

Content Warning: This episode contains discussion related to the following plot elements: Body Horror, Emetophobia, Child Death, Child Abandonment, Harm to Children, and Children In Severe Emotional Distress. Happy Halloween!!! So, how about something completely different for Spooky Season? In this bonus episode, we discuss some good, old-fashioned Dungeons and Dragons (BUT SPOOOOOKY) with the fir...

Just in time for spooky season, we have Once Upon a Time's first proper Halloween episode. Trick or Treat! Ahhh for you, Regina, I have a heaping helping of TRAUMA. Now don't TP my house. LOVE your costume, girl. And on this episode, we have our friend and horror writer, Santana Segriff! She tells us all about Frankenstein, Mary Shelley, how she legitimately thought that Emma and Regina we...

I sure love Once U-Paw-n a Time! Remember when there was a whole subplot in this movie about a Russian Circus? I sure as hell don't. I also don't think the movie does! Follow us on Twitter!  ⁠⁠⁠⁠@notevenoncepod⁠⁠⁠⁠ Join our Discord!  ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://discord.gg/GjJanwZRZ8⁠⁠⁠⁠ Bob -  ⁠⁠⁠⁠@thekidaintright⁠⁠⁠⁠ Seth -  ⁠⁠⁠⁠@recycledsarcasm⁠⁠⁠⁠ More at  ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/notevenoncepod⁠⁠⁠⁠ ! Tit...

Well, here we are. We made it, folks. We finally have the full primary cast of the show revealed. And HE is here. Our favorite pirate. The hottest man. After a long night of hooking, he finally made it to steal Rumplestiltzkin's wife. To celebrate, we had our good friend and very talented singer Shawn on the show as a guest! You can listen to his single, To Be Needed , on ⁠Spotify ⁠ or ⁠iTunes...

Ok so Cora MAY or may not be threatening me as I type this. haHAHA what a funny joke that I just typed. Nothing bad at all is happening to me. But anyway, Lancelot was really great and hot in this episode and DEFINITELY not Cora in disguise. What can't she do?? Follow us on Twitter! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@notevenoncepod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Join our Discord! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://discord.gg/GjJanwZRZ8⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Bob - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@thekid...

We're going bicoastal! From Maine all the way over to Washington for this one. Welcome to our bonus side quest of examining all of the ways that the basketball rulebook doesn't say a dog *can't* play basketball. Also, Bob cried so many times while watching this! Follow us on Twitter!  ⁠⁠⁠@notevenoncepod⁠⁠⁠ Join our Discord!  ⁠⁠⁠https://discord.gg/GjJanwZRZ8⁠⁠⁠ Bob -  ⁠⁠⁠@thekidaintrigh...

We may be both, but are we neither? Does the absence of Stealthy really make us less than? Will Mayor Cunty Reginarock With a Handbag get a lot of character development this season? Will Mary Margaret ever wake up from that bolo to the head? Oh, I don't know. I just like asking questions. Follow us on Twitter! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@notevenoncepod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Join our Discord! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://discord.gg/GjJanwZRZ8⁠⁠⁠...

New season? New problems. Well, not for us. For Regina mostly. And I guess for Emma and Mary Margaret. Ok, I guess the plot do be thickening a LOT. And Rumplestiltzkin is still a bozo. Follow us on Twitter! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@notevenoncepod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Join our Discord! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://discord.gg/GjJanwZRZ8⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Bob - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@thekidaintright⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Seth - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@recycledsarcasm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ More at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/notevenonce...

We look back on our time working in the the Once Upon a Time podcast mines, and what a great time we've had! Also, we look forward to Season 2, which is coming very soon! We're just totally hooked! Follow us on Twitter! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@notevenoncepod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Join our Discord! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://discord.gg/GjJanwZRZ8⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Bob - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@thekidaintright⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Seth - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@recycledsarcasm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ More at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://...

We did it, Joe! We made it through all of Season 1 of Once Upon a Time and MAN are we happy to share this one with you! This was Lexi's very first time watching any of Once Upon a Time after editing this podcast for us and hearing Seth and Bob talk all about it, so it's good that she enjoyed it tbh. We'll have a full season retrospective coming next week, so be sure to keep your ears p...

Seth and Bob went on a little field trip to see Once Upon a Time's very own Emma Swan (Jennifer Morrison) perform in the Goodman Theatre production of The Penelopiad. It was an excellent performance and we really try to do our best here to bring you with us to the show as much as possible. We hope we did this fantastic production justice! You can see more about this production, including some...

Pinocchio really said "Faaaather, when can I leave to be on my oooown? I've got the whole worldussy!" and Geppetto really said "Bet." Also, don't forget to tune in for CBS's new Tuesday night Copaganda line-up! I don't want to spoil the name of the show here because I think it's genuinely delightful when it COMPLETELY sends the two of us. Follow us on Twitte...

Will Baelfire work with the Rural Juror to get out of the Realm of Fairy Tales? I mean, yeah certainly. Now whether his sweaty dad is along for the ride, who even knows! He probably won't break a deal he makes, right? RIGHT? In other news, we're going to be cataloguing and crediting all the sounds we use in our episodes that are not from us! This is part of a larger conversation related to...

Merry Crisis and a Hap Nude Deer! Thanks for sticking with us for another year! We chat about some plans for the show and also recommend some other things that we've been enjoying! Follow us on Twitter!  ⁠⁠@notevenoncepod⁠⁠ Join our Discord!  ⁠⁠https://discord.gg/GjJanwZRZ8⁠⁠ Bob -  ⁠⁠@thekidaintright⁠⁠ Seth -  ⁠⁠@recycledsarcasm⁠⁠ More at  ⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/notevenoncepod⁠⁠ ! Title Music: &...

Strikes work!!! Both SAG-AFTRA and the WGA have reached deals for their workers, meaning we are back to posting Once Upon a Time recap episodes! I'm not saying much here, but Once Upon a Time did generational trauma before Encanto did. Is it better than Encanto? That really depends on who you ask. Don't ask me, I like them both and am very indecisive. But what about Cora, right? She's...

The strike is over! Well, the strike is over for the WGA (the deal they got is truly fantastic! Strikes work!). The actors are still on strike, so we're still not talking about Once Upon a Time, since the request to not have recap podcasts about struck works was from SAG. What we're talking about instead this time is the comic that in a different universe could have had a show on ABC inste...

Boy howdy, what have we here? Well, the Actors and Writers are on strike, so in solidarity, we will not be discussing our usual show until a deal is struck with the AMPTP. You know what is NOT on strike? Commercials. You know what we're discussing today? COMMERCIALS. Strap in for a short minisode where we wade into the waters of Maine (visitmaine.com) and some of the state tourism board's....

This episode was recorded before both the Writer's Guild of America and the Screen Actor's Guild went on strike against the studios due to the studios' unwillingness to make a fair deal with these unions for their labor. It's important to note that these studios could end the strike at any point by meeting the unions at the negotiation table, but as of the release of this episode,...

So, this one is all about how Snow White forgot her love and became so mean to everyone else. Is that saying something? Like a larger message about a woman's worth without a man? I don't know, but I do know that Snow White attacks a Chroma Keyed Budgie with a broom and also broke Happy's stein in this one. So that's something. Oh and Regina wears this truly gorgeous dress for all o...