Not Even Once

We knew this one was coming. THIS IS the story of a girl. That girl? Albert Einstein. Wait, no. Little Red Riding Hood, who was willing to kill a monster to hook up with a boy. She is the icon. She is the moment. She is the titular gatekeeping, gaslighting girlboss. We love an origin story, and we also love a Jane Espenson story. Writers of the shows you love (including Once Upon a Time) are curre...

Well, we got here, y'all. Here is an episode that we both really didn't like. What does this mean for you? Well, we are going to talk a LOT about eggs. And while you may not know what that means yet, let me just spoil part of the episode here: in Once Upon a Time, dwarves hatch from eggs. Did it ever need to be explained by the show? I will let you decide that for yourself, humble listener...

We finally find out the meaning of a throw-away line from back like 7 episodes ago-ish. ALSO, we meet one of the most important characters to ever be created in media. No, not Frederick! CRAZY OLD RIP VAN WINKLE. (Listen, I don't know why this got us so much. I think we recorded that in a fever dream, but it's a fever dream for you to enjoy! So open up your ears and clack down to town square) Oh,...

We wanted to thank you for listening! Yes! You! If you're reading this, thank you so much for being along for the ride with us so far. Here's to many more episodes this year! Follow us on Twitter! @notevenoncepod Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/GjJanwZRZ8 Bob - @thekidaintright Seth - @recycledsarcasm More at https://linktr.ee/notevenoncepod ! A special thank you to AJ for editing for us!

Tale as old as time... Well, maybe? There were definitely some changes here. And some assault and battery. All I know is we caught Crazy Old Maurice RAVING down at the tavern last night. And we all know far too many lines from the Gaston song.  Also, we welcome our first guests to the show! Be sure to check out Mac ( @macthemeh , Mac the Meh YouTube ) and Caleb ( @CalebrityWriter ) on A Quick...

Itty-bitty living space and a round thang in your face! And you get DOUBLE-CROSSED. Once Upon a Time is currently streaming on Disney+. Follow us on Twitter! @notevenoncepod Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/GjJanwZRZ8 Bob - @thekidaintright Seth - @recycledsarcasm More at https://linktr.ee/notevenoncepod ! A special thank you to AJ for editing for us! Title Music: World of Magic by Scott Buckl...

This episode is totally SOUL-CRUSHING! But just remember what that classic member of the Eight Dwarves, your good friend Stealthy says: "The actor that plays me also plays a character named Norman Dorman." It'll help you keep it light. Once Upon a Time is currently streaming on Disney+. Follow us on Twitter! @notevenoncepod Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/GjJanwZRZ8 Bob - @thekidaintright Set...

What's more important: Hansel and Gretel getting home OR learning about the Air Bud Cinematic Universe? Well, you get both in this ep! Once Upon a Time is currently streaming on Disney+. Follow us on Twitter! @notevenoncepod Bob - @thekidaintright Seth - @recycledsarcasm More at https://linktr.ee/notevenoncepod ! A special thank you to AJ for editing for us! Title Music: World of Magic by Scott Bu...

Was Rumplestiltzkin one of the titular cats from Cats (2019)? Maybe?? Once Upon a Time is currently streaming on Disney+. Follow us on Twitter! @notevenoncepod Bob - @thekidaintright Seth - @recycledsarcasm More at https://linktr.ee/notevenoncepod ! A special thank you to AJ for editing for us! Title Music: World of Magic by Scott Buckley – www.scottbuckley.com.au

Regina, you need to have an ENTHUSIASTIC yes. That........was not what you got, lady. Ya got dust. Once Upon a Time is currently streaming on Disney+. Follow us on Twitter! @notevenoncepod Bob - @thekidaintright Seth - @recycledsarcasm More at https://linktr.ee/notevenoncepod ! A special thank you to AJ for editing for us! Title Music: World of Magic by Scott Buckley – www.scottbuckley.com.au

That barbarian showed pole (the spear right through James's chest), so at least ABC showed hole (the wound). We recorded this on IML weekend, don't blame me. Once Upon a Time is currently streaming on Disney+. Follow us on Twitter! @notevenoncepod Bob - @thekidaintright Seth - @recycledsarcasm More at https://linktr.ee/notevenoncepod ! A special thank you to AJ for editing for us! Title Music: Wor...

They really gotta mine up some interpersonal conflict here, amirite???? The Matt Baume video we reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4nByXqLusI Once Upon a Time is currently streaming on Disney+. Follow us on Twitter! @notevenoncepod Bob - @thekidaintright Seth - @recycledsarcasm More at https://linktr.ee/notevenoncepod ! A special thank you to AJ for editing for us! Title Music: World of M...

Make sure you subscribe or Cinderella will Girlboss you in the face with pepper spray, too. Once Upon a Time is currently streaming on Disney+. Follow us on Twitter! @notevenoncepod Bob - @thekidaintright Seth - @recycledsarcasm More at https://linktr.ee/notevenoncepod ! A special thank you to AJ for editing for us! Title Music: World of Magic by Scott Buckley – www.scottbuckley.com.au

Let's go rave down at the bridge with the trolls. Once Upon a Time is currently streaming on Disney+. Follow us on Twitter! @notevenoncepod Bob - @thekidaintright Seth - @recycledsarcasm More at https://linktr.ee/notevenoncepod ! A special thank you to AJ for editing for us! Title Music: World of Magic by Scott Buckley – www.scottbuckley.com.au Sounds in Episode sourced from: Billie Eilish - B...

This bitch poison. YEET! Once Upon a Time is currently streaming on Disney+. Follow us on Twitter! @notevenoncepod Bob - @thekidaintright Seth - @recycledsarcasm More at https://linktr.ee/notevenoncepod ! A special thank you to Lexi for editing for us! Title Music: World of Magic by Scott Buckley – www.scottbuckley.com.au Sounds Used From: Scissor Sisters - Let's Have a Kiki The Price is Right...

Man, this show has a lot of lead actors, doesn't it? Once Upon a Time is currently streaming on Disney+. Follow us on Twitter! @notevenoncepod Bob - @thekidaintright Seth - @recycledsarcasm More at https://linktr.ee/notevenoncepod ! A special thank you to Lexi for editing for us! Title Music: World of Magic by Scott Buckley – www.scottbuckley.com.au Sounds Used From: ⁠Fergie - London Bridge⁠ T...

In our inaugural episode, we talk, broad strokes, about Once Upon a Time as a whole, without spoilers, of course! Bob ( @thekidaintright ) and Seth ( @recycledsarcasm ) discuss the beginnings of the show, and our show as well! Each week, we will be watching an episode of Once Upon a Time and discussing the show, with production trivia and commentary galore. You're absolutely welcome and encour...