Not After 30 Podcast

we are back! our summer edition of Leafs edition! lots has happened in leaf land and Anthony and Bah are recapping all that has happened. hope you're having a great summer

El Hefe & Melky stepped into the batter’s box and absolutely took Big Papis deep, cruising to Batwings’ third win of the season against a squad that was all name and no lumber. The boys round the bases through memory lane and reveal who they’d gladly pinch-hit with again—proving some legends never really get sent to the showers. ⚾🍻💀😂🔥🍗

El Hefe finally pulls his bat out of storage and wastes no time making a strong first impression, helping the squad pound out their first two wins of the season. With Melky riding shotgun, the boys were swinging confidently, finding the sweet spot all night, and proving that when the bats get hot, good things come in pairs. 🍦⚾😏

Melky is left riding the pine solo after El Hefe apparently squeezed his bat a little too hard and landed himself on the injured reserve list. He spills the dirt on how the Batwings got their name, introduces the roster of misfits, and previews a season that’s already shaping up to be a real bunt cake of chaos. Expect plenty of curveballs and questionable scouting reports. Game on! ⚾️📋

They turned the resurrection story into a full-blown takeout special, where “He is risen” somehow becomes “he is stir-risen,” It’s a rapid-fire avalanche of Easter chaos that’s so over-the-top you can’t tell if you’re at Sunday service or a food court. A miracle for the ages. You’re just spiritually confused and craving noodles. 🍜🐣🙏

Newest episode of Leafs edition is now up. It’s been a hard season for leaf fans and this end of season extravaganza should be therapeutic. check it out drown your sorrows with Anthony El Hefe and Bah Walker. #leafs #nhl

welcome the long awaited return of self therapy, a podcast about a guy thinking and talking outloud about this thoughts, sometimes thought provoking sometimes funny.

Leafs Edition 2026.3- Trade DUD line recap and the great decline by P.A De Francesca & The NA30 Network

Melky & Goobie don their fantasy capes and try to exorcise their lineup demons! They’re dishing out treats to players sweeter than a king-size Snickers and tricks to those ghosting fantasy owners harder than Casper. By the end, one thing’s clear — in this haunted house of football, not even your QB1 is safe from a good ol’ Halloween scare! 👻 🎃

Melky, Bah, Goobie & Kaff dive heart-first into Valentine’s Day… and immediately prove they don’t get it. From side-eyeing overpriced roses to questioning who decided chocolate equals romance, they roast Cupid like he’s on a reality dating show. In the end, it’s hugs, shrugs, and a whole lot of “they don’t get it.” 💘🌹

Melky & Goobie go full designer mode as they draft their Top 5 NFL Logos of All Time! From fierce felines to birds that actually fly high, the boys break down which crests are league winners and which belong on the waiver wire. Tune in for hot takes, bold picks, and a few flag-worthy opinions! 🏈🔥 Write to Melky Cabrera

Melky & Goobie play GM, deciding who’s shopping for a Super Bowl and who’s tossing in the towel. With takes hotter than a turf field in July, they dish out buyer or seller tags like Oprah hands out gifts. It’s bold, it’s brutal, and it’s funnier than a kicker trying to make a tackle. 🥵👌🏾

Postman Goobie is back on his route—and he’s got opinions, not just packages. With a sack full of scrumptious fantasy football takes, he’s stamping “RETURN TO SENDER” on some underperforming draft picks. So grab a plate, set your lineup, and don’t get caught holding the stuffing (or a busted RB). 🍗✉️

reap of the Toronto maple leafs dec/jan

Melky, Bah, Goobie, and Kaff ring in almost-2026 by proving that New Year’s is cancelled—and so is everyone’s patience. This episode pops bottles of chaos as they roast annoying resolutions, drop insults like confetti, and countdown to the future with zero intention of self-improvement. As the clock ticks, the real resolution becomes clear: offend first, apologize never. Will they survive the ball...

Show Us Your TDs S6 W5- Rivalry J’s Goobie’s on the IR with a case of the KFC curse (too many Double Downs = one big fantasy fumble), leaving Melky to run a solo 2-minute drill. He breaks down the new rivalry jerseys with more heat than a Mahomes no-look pass. Some are fire, some are flag-worthy—either way, Melky’s serving spicy takes while Goobie’s serving… regret. 🏈🐓🤯

Leafs Edition 2025.7- We back? by P.A De Francesca & The NA30 Network

The Ravens offense has gone from flock to flop, leaving fantasy managers grounded and looking for liftoff. The Jaguars were supposed to be kings of the jungle, but they’re more house cat than predator right now. Pittsburgh’s steel curtain is full of holes, and their QB play is more bust than boom. And don’t get us started on the Broncos — all defense, no drive, like a Tesla with no charge. ⚡🕊️

a short recap of the leafs season so far

Melky, Bah, Goobie, and Kaff crash-land their UFOs into Halloween havoc with a double feature so bad even Kang and Kodos would zap it from orbit. First up, The Blackening—a horror comedy that’s scarier than Homer’s cholesterol levels—and then Clown in a Cornfield, proving that corn truly is the real villain. Tune in for tricks, treats, and more laughs than a Moe prank call gone horribly right.

if this sting is still there, this might help

We’re only at Week 3, but some coaches are already dialing up job alerts. Brian Daboll’s Giants are missing in action, and DeMeco Ryans is learning that “close” still gets you canned. And Mike McDaniel? No one understands his playbook—or his vibe—but somehow it’s working… for now.

Melky, Bah, Goobie & Kaff tee off on Happy Gilmore 2, taking swings at the sequel’s birdies, bogeys, and baffling plot twists. From Shooter’s comeback to Happy’s anger management “fore-getting” therapy, the crew chips in cheeky takes, par-tee laughs, and a few hole-in-one insights. Let’s just say… this sequel might’ve needed a mulligan or two.

Melky’s trash talk hits Goobie parlays harder than Jalen Carter loogie on Dak. The picks? Riskier than a Zach Wilson being alone with your mom. Tune in for NFL chaos, cheekiness, and more Hail Marys than a desperate 0-1 fantasy team. 🏈🥴

Show Us Your TDs is back like Rodgers’ Achilles—hopefully stronger this time. After a fantasy hiatus longer than the Bears’ last playoff win, Melky and Goobie return to drop NFL takes hotter than Dak Prescott turnovers. The boys are ready to predict, roast, and celebrate TDs in the end zone.