Episodes

192: Mashley Addison 30.07.2019 1:19:58

In an abbreviated Nooner, Marty and Krueger bicker and argue about dumb shit, but then talk about the future of the podcast. They also do even dumber shit like eating hot chilis multiple times. But they get through some awesome mail sack. Let us know your thoughts: noonerpodcast@gmail.com

191: 3 MIRPs Walk into a D&D Campaign 09.07.2019 1:59:56

Today, on a very special Nooner, the MIRPs try D&D for the first time. @SylvainBBB DMs, with 2 special guest stars joining the adventure. Don't worry. There is still the casual racism, odd profanities, frequent over-talking, and a couple current event references tossed in, too! But then there's the looming threat of the dreaded lich (lech? lick? lek?) - monster. Let us know what you think: noonerp...

190: Cassandra: Hero of the Podcast 03.07.2019 2:01:29

For once, @sylvainbbb and @casscardenes want to talk the news and politics more than @martyyu! Plus, we talk Jonas brothers (wtf?), the next movie trend, and take a deep dive into the mail sack. Sack up, people! noonerpodcast@gmail.com

189: A Loss For Words 27.06.2019 1:48:59

The MIRPs are tight-lipped in today's pod: Cassandra refuses to talk about what she's been up to the past month, John guards his innermost feelings, and Marty's been drunk since Saturday and can't remember a goddamned thing. So instead, they talk about dumb news stuff, the best year in movies, and play improv games. Why haven't you filled the sack? noonerpodcast@gmail.com

188: Why So Sad, America? 20.06.2019 2:05:43

In another sausage hang, the male MIRPs try to untangle what's making the country so depressed. Then there's some talk about "Gentleman Jack", meeting with a listener from Finland, and if that's not enough, don't miss Boob Talk! Fill the saggy sack, please: noonerpodcast@gmail.com

187: People Listen to This? Jesus Hell... 15.06.2019 1:46:53

Guest MIRP, Jonathan Goldstein, joins the boys for a sausage hang. They span all topics from Hong Kong protests to the metric system to Dark Phoenix. They spoil "Good Omens" and trade the usual insults. Fill the sack: noonerpodcast@gmail.com.

186: Marty Just Listens (ha) 09.06.2019 2:02:05

The man MIRPs gather to talk about Manson Family forgiveness, Jeopardy, and Tiananmen Square. In the sack they talk about overrated bands and then finish with a digestif of a review of upcoming summer movies. Plus, they spoil "Pen15" a bit. Watch "Good Omens" for next week's Big Spoiler. And fill the sack!!! noonerpodcast@gmail.com

185: John Took His Dick Pills 30.05.2019 1:50:54

**SPOILER ALERT** The MIRPs ruin trade talks between China and the US. @sylvainbbb takes @martyyu to task for caring about what's going on in the world. @stephenkrueger checks out thanks to macrodosing on psychedelics. The MIRPs universally praise a certain TV show. Fill the sack, fer fuck's sake: noonerpodcast@gmail.com. And watch PEN15 for next week's SPOILER!

184: I Don't Understand What You're Doing, Old Man 22.05.2019 2:03:12

@stephenkrueger takes the reins for this episode, leading the MIRPs into group therapy, a news-free zone, and a twisted game of Fuck Marry Kill. SPOILER ALERT: @casscardenes spoils the crap out of Game of Thrones as she retells the entire series in three minutes. @sylvainbbb wants to go into outer space and @martyyu shuts the fuck up for once.

183: Queenie and Trashcan 19.05.2019 2:02:43

MIRP @casscardenes returns to the show to retell the magical tale of Star Wars. @stephenkrueger trashes @martyyu's news segment (surprise). The MIRPs also talk about Disneyland, TV show cancellations, and who they want to see dead. Plus, they spoil the crap out of "The Wandering Earth." Next week: "Wine Country" Fill the sack for next week, when Steve runs the show: noonerpodcast@gmail.com

182: Marty Drops the Pod Late 14.05.2019 1:57:27

The male MIRPs bro out with only a bit of politics and a good hunk on sketch comedy. Marty laments the loss of a producer you may not know. John asks Krueger about his obsession with FICO scores. Fill the sack: noonerpodcast@gmail.com

181: No Spoiler Content, Just Spoiled Content 03.05.2019 1:54:52

@martyyu actually does some research on some news! Then he discusses Avengers Endgame in broad, unspoil-y strokes while @stephenkrueger does the same with GoT s08e03. They scrub all the spoilers out of The Dirt and dissect epic action scenes. Get in our mail sack! noonerpodcast@gmail.com

180: Lady Mudflaps 24.04.2019 2:05:47

Leave your empathy at the door for this week's pod, with special guest MIRP, @stevedave47. We discuss "Free Solo" (spoiler: he reaches the top!) and joke theft. @CassCardenes expresses her love for the pixelated bussies of "Naked and Afraid". @SylvainBBB embraces his carabiner fetish. Plus some nice, fleshy SOFTBALLS! Fill our sack: noonerpodcast@gmail.com

179: Brag-a-thon 19.04.2019 2:03:09

The MIRPs go elbow-deep into the mail sack. For once, @martyyu doesn't bring up politics...so @SylvainBBB takes up the reins! With @casscardenes & @stephenkrueger, the MIRPs talk about the oddest show on Netflix, give an update on missing MIRPs, and explore the intricacies of a bang-bang. sack: noonerpodcast@gmail.com

178: What Was the Question? 10.04.2019 1:55:21

@martyyu unpacks the Green New Deal for the first few minutes, but then we get right into #Ultraman (thumbs up from @casscardenes and @stephenkrueger). The MIRPs go on to talk about smoking in movies, road tripping, and what makes Marty pee. Fill the sack: noonerpodcast@gmail.com

177: Dumber Every Day 04.04.2019 1:34:25

Today @martyyu has the dumbest revelation about cable news, @casscardenes spoils a mediocre documentary, and @stephenkrueger shits on Marty's cheapskatedness. Plus we try a game stolen by Cassandra. Fill the sack: noonerpodcast@gmail.com! And wish Cassandra happy birthday!

176: Poorly Thought Out Sentences 29.03.2019 1:59:27

In an intimate one-on-one Nooner, @stephenkrueger and @martyyu solve racism, dissect Apple's new offerings, go deep into digital streaming, and get real about mindfulness. Plus Humphrey the dog goes viral! Fill the mail sack: noonerpodcast@gmail.com

175: The Eggs Benedict of Podcasts 20.03.2019 1:19:30

he MIRPs complain about social media, explore Nordic streaming services, relive Entourage, and then go on to detail the foulest sex tape involving two world leaders - heavy trigger alert!

174: Antitrust and the Bachelor? 18.03.2019 1:52:44

On a freeform ep, MIRPs, @casscardenes, @vivianizcool, @stephenkrueger & @martyyu chat about corporate monopolies, dick-cutting in the '90s, Colton's virginity (who's Colton?), and - finally - Russian Doll. We tackle a full sack, so stay tuned! Fill it, too: noonerpodcast@gmail.com

173: 4 Narcissists Walk into a Podcast 06.03.2019 1:59:01

On today's sausage-fest, the male MIRPs are joined by @johathanlgoldstein of Drake & Josh fame! Krueger breaks him with his Leaving Neverland recap, Marty takes a deep dive into Theranos, and John shows off his keys again. Plus, super soft balls, nerding out on Captain Marvel, and a touch of manga.

172: Welcome to Ghostcast! 28.02.2019 1:58:56

Cassandra takes hosting duties away from control freak, Marty, as she delves into Kylie Jenner, the spirit of Pablo Escobar, and a bunch of other weird shit. Plus, all new theme songs and bits! Also joining is sometimes-MIRP, @vivianizcool.

171: Bone-hemian Rhapsody 22.02.2019 1:53:16

The MIRPs get super sexy with some deep income tax talk. Plus, they spoil Annihilation, chat about hate-crime hoaxes, and play the Porn Parody Name Game. Take a dive into the mail sack: noonerpodcast@gmail.com

170: Who Cares? 13.02.2019 1:58:13

The MIRPs are joined by Drew McCord Austin again as Marty climbs on his socialist soapbox yet again. Plus, Cassandra and Krueger do a deep, spoiler-filled dive on Abducted in Plain Sight and all its batshit craziness. And then they discuss which actors can play which roles. Because Nooner has the authority! Join in: noonerpodcast@gmail.com

169: This Is the Metaphor 06.02.2019 1:56:31

The MIRPs are joined by guest MIRP, PeterWG, who sets the record straight about the logistics Fyre Festival. We talk the actual state of our Union and compare the racist governor from Virginia to Liam Neeson. Krueger updates us on the State of the Balls and Cassandra shakes her fist at the "Flyover Yuckies." Plus, we trudge through the softest of softballs ever. Lo siento. Join in: noonerpodcast@g...

168: Bummer Island, Population Us 02.02.2019 2:00:08

Joined by Drew McCord Austin, the MIRPs spin the Wheel of Racism multiple times, spoil as many movies as they can, and examine the art of "wake-up acting". Krueger continues to mock John Sylvain's keychain, Cassandra delights in Chinese confections, and Marty shows off his new dog's scrotum. Podcasting at its best. Join in: noonerpodcast@gmail.com