Nooner

Marty blathers about the deficit *YAWN* and the MIRPs chat about how not to be a dick on airplanes. We get some awesome mail sack content (noonerpodcast@gmail.com) and Krueger and Marty give tips on how to pitch TV shows in that they read tips from the internet. Ta-dah!

On tonight's episode, Krueger is Marty's worst life coach, there's some Oscar talk, mail sack, a dive into bar culture, and some other nonsense. Oh, and Cassandra's there, too. NOONERPODCAST@GMAIL.COM!!!

The MIRPs ignore the State of the Union in favor of the state of Gwyneth Paltrow's hoo-ha. There's some talk about Vegas, forgiveness culture, and the dumbness of the Super Bowl. Why haven't you filled our sack? noonerpodcast@gmail.com

Cassandra returns for her first Nooner in 2020! Marty tries to bring the room down with some horrible news topics - coronavirus and Kobe - but the other MIRPs turn the show around with travel tales and marshmallow games. Sack it up! noonerpodcast@gmail.com

That fussywag, Krueger, takes you behind the scenes as Marty talks about past MIRPs and why he gives a shit about the dumb news. Krueger plays some music he's been working on and reveals his to do list for 2020. They delve into the mail sack and talk video games, hobbies, and Dracula. Tune in and email us: noonerpodcast@gmail.com

This is just a tribute...to the one from last week where Marty forgot to press record. Idiot. In addition to praising last week's pod, the MIRPs solve the wealth gap, fix the Oscars, and explain the social value of art. You're welcome. Plus, while John tries to make five very important points, Krueger enjoys and then spoils the Star Wars franchise from Episode 9 on down. Oh, and thank you @0ddb0d...

In our pre-Thanksgiving show, John spoils all movies and continues to fight for the Western's honor. The MIRPs try to fix the internet, shake their fists at China, get into the highway system, and talk about the decade's best movies...and fart jokes. Chime in! noonerpodcast@gmail.com.

In a decade-ending extravaganza, Krueger, the Millennial, Marty, and the Keymaster gather for some holiday cheer: booze, eggnog flavored cum jokes, ripping on Star Wars, and decoding the politics of comedy. Cheers to you all and fuck you 2010s! Don't forget to email us: noonpodcast@gmail.com

The MIRPs start to worry about the state of the world only to be consoled by the fact that they aren't covered in hot diarrhea. There's some chicken sandwich talk, some four-day work week chit-chat, some Alan Moore business, and we play @sylvainbbb's new trivia game! A couple bits from the mail sack and we get to peak Nooner. Chime in! noonerpodcast@gmail.com

In a rare two-hander, Fox News talking pointer, John Sylvain, comes to terms with Pinko Lefty, Marty Yu about the state of the world. Eventually, they talk about the latest trailers, talk modern art, and judge listeners' best of the decade lists. noonerpodcast@gmail.com

The millennial defends modern technology while Marty and John miss when the family gathered around the Victrola to listen to Fibber McGee and Molly (look it up). Krueger crosses many lines, we reach a detente, and much Spanish lisping ensues. Plus, best TV of 2010s and mail sack!

he MIRPs are joined by Peter WG, who just happened to be in the neighborhood. They talk briefly about newsy deficity B.S., but then get into Disney+, Watchmen, and how Louis CK and Martin Scorsese are dicks. It's a badass show. #noonerpodcast. Join in: noonerpodcast@gmail.com

All four MIRPs are back for another Nooner of revelry. After wasting time talking about impeachment nonsense, we talk about nicknames, movies to watch in theaters, local geography, which streaming service is most fuckable, and Krueger's casting story. Molto delicioso! #noonerpodcast. Join in: noonerpodcast@gmail.com

John and Cassandra try to out-dad each other as they talk about Halloween costumes, scary movies, creepy climate change, and various nonsense. And Cassandra picks up the dad joke mantle to make it a perfect #noonerpodcast. Join in: noonerpodcast@gmail.com.

In a sausage hang, John, Marty, and Krueger talk about NBA hypocrisy, haunted houses, costumes, and the musical version of Blade Runner. Good talks about nonsense. Join in: noonerpodcast@gmail.com.

The gang of MIRPs is back! Marty prepares the show, Krueger and Cassandra shit on him before he can finish a sentence. John has the appropriate dad jokes. Rinse. Repeat. Plus, some stuff about justice. Some stuff about Joker. And some tasty mail sack bidniss. Join in: noonerpodcast@gmail.com. And see Jay and Silent Bob Reboot - 10/15!

Marty throws down with John Sylvain and they discuss dumb shit from the news but then get into real cool discussions about art and success and that creepy Joker movie. This is a fun one and you should join in the discussion: noonerpodcast@gmail.com

The MIRPs are joined by guest MIRP, JP Cutter, podcaster, tech wizard, and fellow nerd. There's the obligatory shit on Marty, John excludes himself from being on SNL, and Krueger and Cassandra find common ground. Some sweet, sweet softballs, too. If you're reading this, drop a line: noonerpodcast@gmail.com

The MIRPs are joined by comedians, Grayson Niles (instagram.com/graysonniles) and Mike Shea (michaeljshea.com). Cassandra shits on the news, John shits on Marty, and Marty shits - literally. We talk long takes, Todd Palin, and Droppin' Cash. If you're reading this, drop a line: noonerpodcast@gmail.com

It doesn't last long, but Marty makes a kind-of-a point somewhere in the podcast. So listen close! Cassandra talks about her dating life, John explains trade stuff from the news, and Marty acts like an utter idiot. But at some moment in time, he has a good point. noonerpodcast@gmail.com

Krueger takes Marty to task for his "confirmation bias", aka being a dick, Cassandra returns during a brief hiatus from her Hollywood stardom, John shits on Shakespeare, and Marty never changes, aka still a dick. Tune in for Ham and Kale, pushing rope, connecting pubes, and other potential show titles! noonerpodcast@gmail.com

On today's pod, John reveals his angry self, Krueger reveals his contrary self (again), and Marty reveals his drunk self (yawn). Lots of good talk about stuff in the news, and upcoming sci fi movies, and something that John brought? Plus, mail sack! noonerpodcast@gmail.com.

Conspiracies and body hacking start of the sausage fest with John, Marty & Steve. Krueger digs up notes from the past, Marty actually tries to steer the conversation away from politics, and John debuts a new game. But, like, a real game. Look for it on shelves soon! And fill the sack: noonerpodcast@gmail.com.

The MIRPs reunite in another nighttime podcast and are joined by Half-Life voice actor, Mike Shapiro. Marty tries futilely to make a point about...something? Krueger expresses his love for PEN15. Cassandra hates on old men. John channels Jack Benny (who?). JOIN US TUESDAY NIGHTS LIVE! Or email: noonerpodcast@gmail.com

The MIRPs are back in a new time slot! Same nonsense, different hour - still Nooner! Hear how grumpier Marty is at night (is it possible?) but still can't make John lose his temper. Meanwhile, Krueger is the same...Krueger. *sigh* Let us know what you think of the new format: noonerpodcast@gmail.com and listen LIVE! Tuesday, 7:30PM PT (a.k.a., noon) on the Smodco Internet Radio Network! Viva@noone...