Nooner

The MIRPs have the revelation that people are dumb. They also talk about sleep remedies, the Oscars, and sperm injections. Marty embraces some New Age shit. Krueger mocks John, and Cassandra makes up words. Tasty stuff. Join in: noonerpodcast@gmail.com

Cassandra returns to the show along with Krueger and Marty. They talk about teachers, "Mandy", weight loss, and how apparently Marty doesn't have a romantic bone in his body. Bunch of other stuff, too. Join in: noonerpodcast@gmail.com

The boy MIRPs are back in 2019 with some thoughts about some news bits, the Golden Globes, standup comedy, Thanos, and puns. Plus Krueger tries to add spice up the mix with some microphone games. The key word is "tries." Don't forget about our saggy sack: noonerpodcast@gmail.com

The Midge returns to his tiny mic to regale us with spinning and screenwriting insights. John, Cassandra, Marty and Krueger also visit the Sports Zone, the Tech Corner, the Deep Fry Pot, and a bunch of other weird places. And then Krueger may have psychically killed someone while recording.

After the MIRPs jabber about nonsense like the Oscars and the Persons of the Year, they are joined by Lance Guest, star of The Last Starfighter, Halloween 2, and Jaws 4: The Revenge. He tells tales of being on Broadway and sharing the stage with Marty in a new play. Plus, a deep dive on what is the quintessential American movie.

It's a house full of MIRPs with Cassandra, Krueger, John Sylvain, Marty, and returning guest, Drew McCord Austin (aka, hipster Bob Seger). They talk about how to cure the common cold, Shang Chi, Love (comma) Actually Live, and holiday movies and memories. Don't forget to fill the sack: noonerpodcast@gmail.com #OilofOregano

MIRPs John and Marty dig deep today, talking about recently passed Hollywood legends, upcoming movies, and even upcoming potential guests. They also discuss how to live in a self-destructing world and how to gamify your life. noonerpodcast@gmail.com!

It's a sausage fest with Krueger, John Sylvain, and Marty!. John mansplains the legacy of Stan Lee, Marty celebrates the patriarchy in our political system, and Krueger expresses his love for Mandy (get it, MAN-dy?). No mail sack (noonerpodcast@gmail.com), but lots of laughs and only 2 dad jokes.

Krueger rejoins the MIRPs after a long hiatus. Marty foolishly is hopeful before the midterm elections, but John is there to shit on his liberal dreams. Plus, there's some talk about eating slugs and how far you'd go to get an acting gig. Good times? Help our sack expand: noonerpodcast@gmail.com

MIRPs John, Cassandra, and Marty ramble on about Halloween, weddings, and horrifying things in the news. They play a new improv game and get deep into the mailsack. Help our sack expand: noonerpodcast@gmail.com

Marty, Cassandra, and John Sylvain have a pow-wow about the shirtty state of things, Northstar vs. Quicksilver, apologies, Thelma AND Louise, and the creepy ideas coming out of George Lucas' oddly shaped head. Plus, we somehow get softballs with the Midge. Fill the sack! noonerpodcast@gmail.com

In a rambling, but short podcast, Marty the MIRP goes solo, having been left alone at the mic. A bit of news, a bit of comic books, some usual technical difficulties. The usual, but finally Marty gets to complete a sentence or two. Fill the sack! noonerpodcast@gmail.com

The MIRPs talk about white male privilege (mostly @SylvainBBB, of course) but @CassCardenes gets to talk eventually. From Brett Kavanaugh to Louis CK to '80s sex comedies to HP Lovecraft. A little DC talk, a little bit on changing the calendar, and a soupcon of Kyle Bornheimer. noonerpodcast@gmail.com

In addition to looking at Batman's wiener and Carol Danvers' lack of a smile, Marty and John Sylvain explain...er, explore sexual assault in politics. Marty shows some Canadian love. Then John goes on to "explore" the Asian experience in film. Did you find the episode magical? We'll see. #SmileMore

MIRPs, Marty, Cassandra, and John are joined by Drew McCord Austin, a.k.a., hipster Bob Seger. He shares his experiences as a comedian/writer and Oklahoman. Plus we get into life as a semi-employed actor, Star Wars as American cinema, plus the usual technical difficulties.

John Sylvain (@SylvainBBB) joins the MIRPs ranks today. He reflects about his days, "plowing the field," and reveals the secret to a long-lasting marriage (SPOILER: stay married). Marty finally sees "Crazy Rich Asians" and is moved - but not because of the plot. Then there's other nonsense, as per usual. noonerpodcast@gmail.com

Netheads' Will Wilkins joins Marty in the virtual studio today as they discuss the happenings in the world, the Gross Happiness Product, and that hypocrite, Alex Jones. Plus, Will dispenses his thoughts on Avengers 4. If you're not up to date on your MCU consumption, ***SPOILERS ABOUND***. Join in the conversation: noonerpodcast@gmail.com

Cassandra and Marty chat about corporate governance - but only for a couple minutes. Stick with it and then they get to bachelorette parties, strip clubs, and movies that make us cry. Join in the conversation: noonerpodcast@gmail.com

Nethead's Will Wilkins guest MIRPs with Marty on today's show. He shares his insights on Comic Con, identity politics, and stone fruit. We also talk about Tom Cruise's gait, rumbly movie seats, and more! Don't forget to email us: noonerpodcast@gmail.com.

Classic MIRP, @BillTweeterson is back on the mic sharing his journey as a writer/director. He and @CassCardenes swap stories from the set and how fucking hard it is to make a living at this shit. Plus, we talk Comic Con, James Gunn, and the difference between tasteless comedy and hateful intent. Spoiler alert: Bill hasn't lost his ranting ability.

It's a MIRP reunion with Marty, @DanEtheridge, and @JohnSylvain. You get Dan and John's origin story, Dan's political rants, and nonstop haranguing of Marty. Just like the good ol' days!

In a more-than-usual meandering Nooner, Steve and Marty explore all eleventeen corners of conversation. Join us on the journey! And email us for next week's podcast with none other than OG MIRP, @DanEtheridge.

In the news talk, Marty foolishly pays attention to what the polls have to say and Krueger sets him straight on what really matters (hint: it starts with $$$). Krueger predicts the end of Hollywood. Marty wonders why there are so many angry, racist white women on their phones. And then we get into some media recommendations from the listeners. Do you want to join in? noonerpodcast@gmail.com

Steve and Marty talk about how to manage rage and civility and red hens. Then Cassandra regales us with tales from New Orleans. Then there's the usual chats about hatred of social media (follow us @noonerpodcast), movies we haven't watched, and weird things people eat (other people). Why haven't you filled the sack?! noonerpodcast@gmail.com

Marty expresses his distaste for mean people, Cassandra reveals her love for Trump, and Steve talks about his spooge. There's some death talk, too. So come for the death, stay for the spooge. Why haven't you filled the sack?! noonerpodcast@gmail.com