Nonsense.Podcast

Brian from Velocity Recording Studio joins us for what was supposed to be a normal conversation, which is always a brave assumption. We talk about the only job he ever got fired from, recording sessions that lasted until unreasonable o’clock, missing gear, forgotten memory cards, broken audio, accidental silent films, and the sacred nightmare known only as The God Cable . There’s also some actual...

Have you ever gotten into an elevator and suddenly understood that everyone is supposed to face the same direction, not talk, and pretend this tiny moving room full of strangers is completely normal? Well, we noticed that too, and unfortunately, we decided to talk about it. Dan and Tom join Rob in this episode as the guys discuss the strange, unspoken rules of everyday life, including elevator eti...

After deciding that the world’s problems clearly weren’t being solved fast enough, we took matters into our own hands. Using a bowl full of real problems written on torn scraps of paper, we attempt to fix things like traffic, dating, work schedules, loneliness, social media, grocery stores, and modern society in general. Naturally, this leads to discussions about hamster tube systems, mandatory pl...

After a year and a half of “we’ll get back to it eventually,” we’re finally back… and somehow worse (but also better?). Season 2 kicks off with a production disaster that turned into a full-blown animated episode. Yeah… we forgot to focus two of the cameras. So instead of scrapping it, Rob spent the next month and a half turning everyone into cartoons. Totally normal behavior. This episode is basi...

In this wild ride of an episode, Rob and Mykah welcome 5-time Emmy Award-winner Jason Van Sickel to the chaos. Expect plenty of laughs as they swap stories about everything that could (and did) go wrong on set. They dive into the headaches of pricing film services, the stark contrast between boring setups and dazzling final products, and how AI is shaking up the industry. Oh, and did we mention Ro...

Before they started recording this episode, they were discussing ordering food, to be delivered during the podcast. They ultimately decided against it and, instead just talked about food for 35 minutes. Then, Rob tries to convince Amanda that her baby is operating her from inside as if she were a mech suit and, if she were to go swimming, she is basically a submarine for the baby. After a while, t...

They have been talking about bringing their parents on the podcast for a while. Today, it finally happened. Rob's dad, Bob shows up to spill the tea about Rob's childhood. They begin by learning about Rob's dad and the fact that he went from being an athiest to an ordained minister, he was a security guard and a bounty hunter, all at the same time. And, in typical Nonsense. Podcast fashion, the co...

Get ready for some adulting! The JPN crew discuss what they do for work, outside of the podcast and YouTube channel. They start by explaining what each of them do, then, move on to the things they like and don't like about it. They attempt to encourage us to find our passion and to push ourselves to be the best at what we do, and they wrap it up by trying to figure out how to work less and get pai...

The JPN Crew have been out of touch for a little while, so they decided to fill everyone in on what's been going on in their lives. We learn that Mykah has been utilizing her writing talents for personal and professional projects, Shane and Amanda's property was surveilled by the government while they were away on vacation, and Rob has been doing nothing but working out and working. Get ready for...

You ever get to work and just want to go home immediately? Just get severed and you won't have to worry about that anymore. After watching  @AppleTV  's Severance, Mykah and Rob have learned that there are some pros to getting severed and some real cons. This duo discuss all things Severance including their thoughts on the severance process, their surprise that Zoolander himself, Ben Stiller, is h...

22 minutes after episode 49 ended, the crew continue on with stories from their pasts: Amanda buried a rock, Rob lost a tooth from a croquet ball, we learn that Shane's mom will scream about nearly anything, and Mykah thought her mom used to drive a Dasani (the world's most disgusting water). Follow us: https://linktr.ee/justplainnonsense  

After a two-year hiatus, we're back with a new crew...well, sorta. They've been on episodes here and there but now they're here to stay. The new crew already know each other but want to give you, the viewer, the opportunity to get to know them as well; and what other way to do that than to tell embarrassing, self-incriminating stories from their lives. They begin by discussing how they all met eac...

What is your favorite subject in school? Do you know what a lemur sounds like? How should you handle debt consolidation? Just a few of the standard questions every kid should know the answer to. Rob and Michael are joined by Rob's longtime friend, Jake and Jake's son, Eli, as well as Michael's oldest daughter, Riley. The guys ask the kids some big questions about life and, in the process, do their...

Hear ye, hear ye! Come one, come all to The Great Carn-Evil War! Rob and Michael are joined by Shane and Amanda as they share their incredible carnival and fair-going stories. Rob exposes the true heinousness that are the carnival scams...games, I mean games. And Michael warns of the impending Great Carn-Evil War, as they reveal who they believe will be the victors and the vanquished. Watch the vi...

Everybody hates having to go to the hospital, especially if you have to go 3 times in one week. Well, Michael found himself at the mercy of emergency room doctors multiple times during the bloodiest week. He tells Rob and Shane about the doctor who played a game of chess for 27 minutes and the other doctor who basically gave him a lap dance. Then, we find out how some men are just big babies when...

You ever notice strange things happen that don't appear to have any cause; like, they just happen? Well, we are going to talk about several things that we have noticed, such as how Thomas Jefferson and John Adams are coincidentally linked, as well as how a man was killed with a bullet 20 years after it had been fired at him. The guys talk about the absurd reality that is the 27 club, while also re...

Josh had so many thought-provoking questions that we had to make a part 2. He starts it off with some simple questions such as, "If you could eat in only one restaurant for the rest of your life, which restaurant would it be?" Of course they would start off talking about food. Then, Josh gets a little more serious, "If you could save only one thing from your burning house, what would it be?" And,...

Did Carole Baskin kill her husband? The Netflix phenomenon known as Tiger King (Joe Exotic) has become so big that everyone is talking about it. Rob, Michael, Hey Girl and our friend, Davee came together to discuss the events of the documentary and the fallout to come, including a prophecy that Michael is adamant will come to pass. Watch the video podcast here:  https://youtu.be/KBVl3dip3g0 Follow...

You ever been in trouble? Well, we have, and we're gonna tell you about it. Rob tells the story about when he, and his best friend, got kicked out of the local Wal-Mart because they were jousting in the toy aisle. You'll understand why Michael had the nickname Spiderman at one point in his life; it has something to do with the sound "Hooteyhoo". And, you'd never have guessed how Josh set his face...

Have you ever seen a Mophinroo? What the heck is a Kangdolkey? Take a seat; we'll tell you all about it. Michael asks Gage, Josh and Rob to create an animal that is made up of 3 other animals. But, not before getting them to design a robot with any 3 traits their brains could imagine. Michael may, or may not, have devised a big-butt, coffee-pooping portable Rob-bot. Watch the video podcast here: ...

If you could have one supernatural ability, what would it be? And how would you make money with it? Josh asks Rob and Michael questions to get their noodles flowing. The guys answer questions like, "If you could eliminate any one type of insect permanently from the Earth, what would you get rid of?" and they discuss the environmental impact their answers would have. Then, they get a little deeper...

You know how they say that dogs are man's best friend? Well, dogs are awesome! And so are cats and bearded dragons. Amanda and Shane join Michael and Rob to ride this emotional roller coaster of an episode, discussing their weirdest pets, fantasy pets, the times their pets were murdered and the silly situations their pets have gotten themselves into. At one point there's talk about the desire to o...

Gage and J-Willy join Michael and Rob in this distracted, tangential episode. Good luck following along as the guys take you on a discussion thread that follows multiple trains of thought, sometimes simultaneously. This episode takes us back to our roots where they talk randomly about everything from spending too much time on your phone after you've fallen down the "Suggested Video" rabbit hole, t...

Hey Girl, Pedro (Mark) and Podgey (Audri) join Michael and Rob in this discussion about different forms of bullying that happen throughout your life, from being bullied at school, bullied by horrible bosses, and even bullied by those who claim to love you. Two of the people in this episode admit to having actually been bullies. Can you guess which ones? Watch the video podcast here:  https://youtu...

You ever wonder if squeezing lemon juice into a cut will help it heal faster, or if microwaving a spoon will help it cut through the frozen ice cream? We have your answers. Antonio and Podgey join Rob and Michael on this episode where Rob provides some very unhelpful life hacks (just don't do them at home) and Michael provides several old wives' tales and home remedies, and asks if they are true o...