Nonsense.Podcast

Have you ever seen someone do something inconsiderate, rude or just plain silly, and you're just like, "Oh, come on!"? Well, we have, and we're gonna tell you about it. Hey Girl's sister, Lynzi flew all the way to our studio from San Diego to help us call out all of those inconsideracies...is that a word? Watch the video podcast here:  https://youtu.be/ucdRbUANyTA Follow us: https://linktr.ee/just...

Life is always changing, and subsequently, so are we. We’re not the same people we were 10 years ago, 5 years ago or even an hour ago. Michael starts the episode off with a beautiful rant explaining why it’s a good idea to reflect on your life. The guys take a look back at where they came from, what they’ve learned along the way, and how they’re better for it. Watch the video podcast here:  https:...

Friendship is the best, isn't it? Michael and Rob start this episode out by recounting all the dumb stuff they did when they were kids. The guys speak out against bullying, and Rob talks about how he was bullied basically his entire life. With that, they offer some encouraging words to the younger generation. And then they create a holiday to celebrate friendship. September 26th is JPN Friendship...

Michael ran into some guy at a gas station who told him that an asteroid was going to crash into the Earth and kill everyone. Obviously he and Rob needed to discuss their plans for survival including their celebrity scouting parties, which Michael has dutifully named the Fantasy Spec Ops Apocalypse Team. This episode takes a sharp turn when they begin talking about, and quoting terribly, random mo...

Rob goes on about the food he made for Thanksgiving. He and Michael discuss their disdain for Black Friday, and the shoppers therein. Rob explains how he utilizes Amazon Prime to procrastinate his Christmas shopping. And Michael divulges some facts about Christmas crime and his imaginative solution to eradicate this heinous dilemma. Watch the video podcast here:  https://youtu.be/gjhSNeaW6yc Follo...

Amanda and her husband, Shane have just gotten back from their one-year wedding anniversary. They tell Rob and Michael all about the hotel that smelled as if someone had recently been murdered, the screaming lady, the squishy swimming pool and the lukewarm hot tub. Luckily, their trip took a turn for the better when they switched to a much more luxurious hotel. Throughout the podcast, Michael goes...

Rob and Michael were finally able to corral enough women together at the same time to produce one of their most highly anticipated episodes. Mykah, Hey Girl and Amanda give some insight into how the female mind perceives relationships. This episode begins the same way the guys did by asking, “Is love enough?” With that, their discussion spreads to their past relationships, they talk about what the...

Hey Girl and Mykah join Rob and Michael for this episode to share their experiences of being in interracial relationships. They discuss what it was like when they first introduced their ethnically diverse significant other to their parents, the differences in cultures and, of course, the varieties of food. Yum. Watch the video podcast here:  https://youtu.be/g_fhAzqC_dY Follow us: https://linktr.e...

Jeremy Dailey joins Rob and Michael on this episode as they discuss their plans to raid Area 51. Jeremy and Michael attempt to explain to Rob their battle plans, they show him how they control their ships and they even create an adorable alien creature. Watch the video podcast here:  https://youtu.be/IIiP4woZtdM Follow us: https://linktr.ee/justplainnonsense  

Amanda's back for this episode! They start by talking about what they've been watching, but quickly move on to looking up silly words and their weird definitions. Then, Rob wants to play a game where each person makes up a story and the other two interrupt the story with changes that the storyteller now has to incorporate into their story. Watch the video podcast here:  https://youtu.be/kmIFx5vW2e...

Rob and Michael talk about all the new things happening with the channel, which is a bunch of stuff. And they tell us all about their San Diego trip, which includes a detailed story about how Michael got pooped on. Are you subscribed to Just Plain Nonsense? Subscribe here Watch the video podcast here:  https://youtu.be/mxWNNFzx2wY Watch their San Diego vlog here:  https://youtu.be/Wvmj8FNO0c4 Foll...

Are you ready for some more rap battles from a group of white guys who have never rapped in their lives? We thought so. That’s why Rob and Michael decided to rap battle two dudes they had never met before. Michael, aka DJ Ramen, met two dudes, Hunter, and Michael 2, aka G-shirt, precisely 24 hours before bringing them on the podcast. Rob had never met them until it was time to start the podcast. L...

Rob tells Michael about a couple new apps he has discovered whilst sitting upon the toilet, they discuss what they did for Christmas, and Rob completely obliterates Michael’s brain with an app that prevents Michael from speaking or even thinking clearly. Apps used in this episode: SpeechJammer by Yu Chen Hou https://bit.ly/1bXufRW VoiceFX by MOBZAPP https://bit.ly/2HHToDz AutoRap by Smule https://...

Rob starts us off with a couple stories of how he almost died twice this week, and we learn that Michael really hates useless sayings. Amanda and Rob break Michael's brain when they give him a pop quiz of popular slang terms and acronyms. Michael goes on several old-man-rants about how the younger generations have destroyed the meanings of words. And, after his brain recovers, Michael misuses all...

The guys have returned after a 4 month hiatus, and boy have they been busy. They use this podcast to update you on what they've been up to; which includes vacationing with babies, making books with words and the good and bad versions of losing weight. Then, for some reason, Michael wants to talk about pancakes and gets discouraged when Rob and Josh continually interrupt him. Follow us: https://lin...

Josh Williams is back and he takes the lead on this podcast. He poses several questions, and brings up concerns that, both, men and women have in relationships: Is love is enough to hold a relationship together forever, will cheating end the relationship, why do men leave the toilet seat up, and they offer their opinions on these topics, and some possible resolutions to common relationship issues....

WARNING: CONTAINS SOME GRAPHIC SEXUAL LANGUAGE Michael has an idea for some non-lethal, biological weaponry. You would think this podcast was going to go its usual, goofy route, but it takes a serious turn when Brett brings up how everything is hypersexualized; from Instagram, to hamburger commercials, to web domain companies. Michael explains how pornography desensitizes you, and literally destro...

Michael, along with our guest, Erich, discuss many more of the conspiracy theories rampantly spreading throughout our culture. Topics include a gate made of pizza, a pancake shaped planet, the CERN Super Collider is responsible for the Mandela Effect, and how Matt Groening is supposedly a time traveler. Our number one fan, Amanda, wanted to be a part of this conspiracy theory podcast so badly, tha...

A tween unicorn vs clones of the devil, a cat-summoning wizard vs a sticky Hulk, and the Terminator vs a tuxedo donning eel. Rob and Michael square off, head to head, in this epic SUPERFIGHT! a game of absurd arguments. Follow us: https://linktr.ee/justplainnonsense  

Josh Williams is back in the studio again to have some bro time with Rob and Michael. The guys take turns telling stories about memorable interactions they've had to endure with other members of the human race, while Rob and Josh do their best to tolerate Michael's ridiculous haircut. Michael talks about assaulting elderly women with his farts, and regales Rob and Josh with the tales of Jonesy. Jo...

What if Rob is just a figment of Michael's imagination? What if this entire reality is just taking place inside your head? Rob and Michael discuss "What if" questions, and mind-bending realizations ranging from imagining your entire reality, to dreaming for 10,000 years every night, to sympathizing with the devil. Get ready to have your world rocked and your mind exploded a little bit. Oh, and the...

Brett Amaro returns to the Just Plain Nonsense studio to goof around with Michael and Rob. After a quick run to the convenience store, they are all hyped up on sugar and caffeine. This combination of goofy guys and sugar-laced, caffeinated beverages makes for a very nonsensical conversation comprised of awful singing, more terrible impressions, and an impromptu rap battle. Follow us: https://linkt...

Michael tells Rob all about his vacation, including the story of the time-traveling trans-gender (who, unfortunately, was not on roller skates), the Asian angel who gave Michael the courage to cross the bridge, and they discuss the necessity, or lack there of, when it comes to bear condoms. Follow us: https://linktr.ee/justplainnonsense  

Resident Halloween expert, Brett Amaro stops by the Just Plain Nonsense studio to tell some stories about stuff that happened to him when he was younger. They tried to keep the topic on point, but, as usual, the discussion got derailed and the guys go from talking about Halloween, to Panda Express, to Taco Bell, to pee holes. Follow us: https://linktr.ee/justplainnonsense  

Get your barf bags ready 'cuz we're getting nasty up in here. Rob and Michael discuss the things they find most disgusting including maggots, vomit, and ...Koala bears? That's weird. Follow us: https://linktr.ee/justplainnonsense