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We had to prerecord a few episodes because as this goes out we are both traveling overseas. Expect some crazy stories when we return. A man on stage has some high standards for people to work for him. The “that guys not real” plane lady gives us an update. Zucky says that Musky is being a big baby peepeepoopoodoodoo diaper boy. A new TikTok ASMR trend emerges in which people drop glass bottles dow...

Erin is unprepared but prepared for her trip to Budapest. Mike may be going to the middle east . We dive into the Nike movie titled "AIR" . We find out where the slogan Just Do It came from. Raos is being purchased by Campbells Soup Company. It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia was almost a completely different show. Musky vs Zucky may not happen. What is your corpse to water ratio? Mor...

Erin is going to Budapest with a mystery sponsor! Are you financially literate? Taco Bell is being sued for false advertising. An old video of Robert Downey Jr going to Wall St resurfaces. A Boston cop goes down a children's slide. Restaurant has ridiculous drink menu names. A zoo in China is being accused of having a fake bear . Taylor Swift is paying her truck drivers millions of dollars. Ka...

Erin gives a running update . Mike talks about the time he was filming a documentary about people who were visited by aliens . A man testifies in front of Congress about UFOs . Courtney Dauwalter wins everything. We want to review more bathrooms. Skittles are releasing an interesting summer flavor. Will you change your name to Subway for free Subway for the rest of your life? Margot Robbie is a tr...

What is the hardest easy thing to do ? Studying? Doing dishes? Waiting in line? People are leaving bad reviews for not following recipes correctly. A judge rules a thumbs up emoji can represent a signature. Nice (west coast) vs kind (east coast). Do you have a recipes you would put on your gravestone? Musky is changing Twitter to X. Mike discovers a great new artist. Consider leaving us a 5 star r...

Do we believe this 7.4 million dollar robot body guard is real? Zucky vs Musky reminds us of a scene from Napoleon Dynamite. If you had to pick to survive in a room with a tiger, bear, alligator or hippo which animal would you pick? We discuss the "that guys not real" plane video. Was there a time in your childhood where you just gained consciousness ? Will flying cars ever become a real...

Erin recaps her trip to Eugene, Oregon for the USATF 2023 outdoor championships. Consider leaving us a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts or Spotify! Follow us on social!   https://www.instagram.com/nonmembersonly/ https://www.tiktok.com/@nonmembersonly https://twitter.com/NonMembersOnly Mike: https://www.tiktok.com/@scraptownusa Erin: https://www.tiktok.com/@mrs.space.cadet

Fireworks are waking up the children! Shaq DJ' s a Philadelphia Phillies Baseball game that Mike attended. We ask Erin if it feels like she's sometimes living in a dream ? We go through a list of the unhealthiest things to get from each fast food chicken chain. A town fair has a rooster calling competition . Erin describes the movie Ready Player One . A man scams a casino by pretending he&...

Erin goes to NYC Grand Prix and wreaks havoc. Mike goes car shopping. Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg may go head to head in a UFC fight. We ASK ERIN about La La Land, Sopranos, and Braveheart. If you could pick 5 liquids to come out of your fingers like a tap which liquids would you pick? Dogs tails have to be CGI'd to not show them wagging. Consider leaving us a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts or...

A man fakes his own death to teach his friends a lesson. Mike drinks sketchy water at a fancy dinner. What are tractor pulls and why are they in Erins town? Erin finds another weird niche on Tiktoks. What are your favorite insults that don't sound like insults? What's the best way to support a creator ? Erin Explains Ocean's 11 and Baby Driver . An HBO intern sends an email to thousand...

Canada wild fire 's brought us a few days of hazardous air. Yard sales reward Mike some of his favorite finds. Erin's kids are so social it forces her to talk to strangers. Mike goes on a sail boat with Erin's husband, Dan. Beach chairs suck and Tommy Bahama is a scam. Erin describes movies and shows she has never seen in a potentially new segment. Ben Franklin's schedule is basica...

The USA has hidden caves full of government funded cheese. Do you have an internal dialogue ? We go through a bracket of the best things about Summer ! Some of you will be disappointed in our decisions here and we apologize in advance. Did your high school class do a senior prank ? The Barbie movie created a pink paint shortage . Pringles are not really potato chips. The legend Pharrell Willams is...

Erin talks about her first trip to LA and the USATF Los Angeles Grand Prix. She tried shot put for the first time with Chase Ealey and ran 800M with Bryce Hoppel. Erin's shorts review videos have gone crazy viral. Mike rants about a Staples employee. Beanie Baby's were supposed to make everyone rich. We read some unhinged 1 star reviews from a car wash in New Jersey. Construction workers m...

Mike attends Veecon, a conference thrown by Gary Vaynerchuk and recaps his trip. Erin is confused and asks questions. Consider leaving us a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts or Spotify! Follow us on social!   https://www.instagram.com/nonmembersonly/ https://www.tiktok.com/@nonmembersonly https://twitter.com/NonMembersOnly Mike: https://www.tiktok.com/@scraptownusa Erin: https://www.tiktok.com/@mrs....

Were you in band class ? Why was it so intense? Mike goes on a rant about trashcans. Erin starts eating more than avocados. Mothers day is not about the moms. Erin goes to a Ironpigs minor league baseball game and participates in a pork run which can only be described as a fever dream. Will Ferrell is Erin's favorite person. Zuccyybooiii is out here on a manly crusade . Alpha girl syndrome is...

Erin talks about how she has only been eating avocados for a cleanse. Mike goes to an estate sale. A ride attendant scares the riders right before he hits the go button. A NJ man dumped 500 lbs of spaghetti in the woods. Zucky Boii ran a 5k fast af. AI has generated a pizza commercial and it's terrifying. A man eats food in the shower and rates it from 1 to 10. Consider leaving us a 5 star rev...

We are together at the shore. First beach meet up of the season. We talk about steeplechase . Erin goes over some of the heptathlon events she will have to participate in. A man tries to propose after completing an Ironman. Someone finds an old Mcdonald's meal in their wall while renovating their house. Crocs were meant to be "idiot shoes" . Erin can make 5 second decisions. Are you...

It's correct your posture month ! How's everyone's posture? If you're slumped over right now, put your shoulders back and correct that posture! Did you guys see the video of the person pooping in someone's lawn during the Boston Marathon? We did and we feel for him. What are your first memories ? Are our first memories actually memories? We create our own restaurant rating scal...

This week was a recap of our trip to Boston right before the marathon took place. We went to the New Balance experience store . We attended a shake out run with the Shokz crew where Mike breaks a bike and Erin falls and gets a big ouchie. The next morning we went to a golden retriever parade . We go into a fancy members only club and Mike got a boo boo . A strange man knocks on our hotel room door...

Coming at you guys from 4 locations along the Boston Marathon route. We were at Mile 4, 14, the finish line, and lastly our hotel room. We were tracking and supporting our friend Regan (@venturetravelist) who ran her first marathon ! At Mile 4 we were anxious to get started and did not want to miss our first encounter with Regan. At Mile 14 the crowds were HYPE, runners more fatigued and porta pot...

We give an update on our weak glutes . We have a debate about night stand water . We give a Boston update . We discuss the Barbie movie. Erin is being interviewed for an article and Mike was getting grilled about their relationship and origin . How about them taxes . A man plays the spoons to songs that do not need spoons. Starbucks in Italy is putting olive oil in their coffee . If bears are so d...

People on Snapchat are making way too much money and we don't understand it. Mike used ChatGPT to actually fix a problem at work. When was the last time you watched a movie in the theaters ? There was a latex spill in the Delaware River ...Why does this keep happening? In the second installment of our movie club we discuss " Stutz" the documentary about Jonah Hill' s therapist Ph...

Erin is back from Puerto Rico and has not slept in days . What is going on with everyone's new fascination with Capybaras on TikTok? Mike is in a battle with a critter in his attic. Congress questions the CEO of TikTok and hilarity ensues. Liquid aluminum looks like a delicious sports drink. A man on Twitter (@jaythechou) photoshops Paddington into a show or movie every day. If you order 12 wi...

Erin is in Puerto Rico ! Her whole family ends up making an appearance in this episode. We go through a bracket of the tastiest looking non-edible things . USATF held their Masters and we are amazed by the athletes. We learn that you can burn tea . Everything Everywhere All At Once won a bunch of awards including best editing. A cruise company is offering a trip to travel around the world for $30,...

Mr. Rogers will forever be a national treasure. Mike has a first time experience with jury duty . Erin's town is full of crime and corruption . We have our first movie club discussion about Paddington ! Erin has a run in with some teachers who know what she does for work.... Erin had the opportunity to interview Bobbi Gibb , the first woman who ran the Boston Marathon . Erin prepares for her t...