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We do our best to go through the story of the 3 Kansas City Chiefs fans who were found dead in the backyard of their friend's home. After we go through a palate cleanser and discuss some lighter topics like our trip to the American Dream Mall, Erin being sick, Elmo being at his limits, Twitter helping 2 long lost friends reunite. Consider leaving us a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts or Spotify...

We went to the American Dream Mall in NJ to watch the National Curling Championships. We went to go support Chris Plys and Team Shuster and ended up staying in the mall for over 12 hours wandering around aimlessly waiting for the 7pm game. We explored the theme parks, restaurants, and bathrooms. Listen along as we devolve into madness as the episode progresses. Chris's Instagram: https://www.i...

Why does cranberry juice taste weird? New Jersey is in a battle about their street signs. Since when can babies not drink water. We discover the most intense curling clip. Erin starts seeing muscle progress after working out every day. Long Boi is our new favorite duck. Is this clip of a Saudi Prince giving away a mercedes benz to a little boy real? Would you quit your job to go drive the wienermo...

Erin sends something back at a restaurant. Snow removal in Canada is extremely effective. A dad gets annoyed with group texts and sends his final response. Snoop Dogg's ad campaign failed. What treats can dogs eat? We give an unhinged cruise update. We learn that Americans lean on everything and anything they can. A man eats Costco's hotdog combos for 7 days straight and has some shocking results....

Erin lets tea bully her. Sign in and sign out sheets give us anxiety. Silent discos don't make sense to us. We try to decipher the lyrics to Lifestyle by Rich Gang. Erin describes her favorite noises to hear. The Miami Dolphins are building a new stadium which gives them the ultimate home advantage. Would you bring an emotional support clown with you to a meeting if you're getting fired? K...

Erin's mom has a new instagram account. (https://www.instagram.com/judy.gaffney.31) Erin rants about snow. Pilots apparently speed run their trips. We discuss what Pimp My Ride would be like if released in 2024. A man breaks a world record for putting underwear on the fastest. A wedding party crashes a venue and has an impromptu wedding. Snoop Dogg will be commentating on the NBC Olympic Games...

Erin goes summarizes her trip to Puerto Rico. Do you guys actually take baths? Hersey's has found themselves in a class action lawsuit. We go through 5 reasons why going to NY for New Years Eve sounds miserable. We do some investigating on NPC Tiktokers. There's a year long cruise that has some internal drama. We create a new legal team.

Happy New Year Everyone! Erin is in Puerto Rico recording from a beach. Mike has a rant about a post office worker. Do you have any 2024 goals? We go into a debate about which is the next bite you take out of a sandwich. Which fruit can you throw the farthest? Is there a correlation between how rich someone is and how hard it is to find their trash can? NFL players surprising kids is our favorite...

Merry Christmas everyone! We go through a list of some unhinged Christmas song lyrics. Erin updates us on her health. There was a bull on the loose on the train tracks in NJ. The whiss toilets in Amsterdam make us uncomfortable. Extreme ironing is a sport. Competitive puzzling is a thing. There was a battle between a married couple for an Eagles jacket. Which country has the most millionaires. Ber...

Erin goes on a work retreat in the city of Philadelphia. Mike visits a warehouse. Rizz becomes 2023's word of the year. We test Erin on her ability to tell the difference between Julia Roberts & Sandra Bullock. Mcdonalds is starting a new store to compete with Starbucks. Erin finds her new favorite animal, the sand swimming golden mole. We go through a list of good things going on in the w...

Do you like building gingerbread houses? Erin had Christmas early. Erin attended a running brand conference. We go through our Spotify Wrapped and see what you guys love to listen to. Duolingo twitter is unhinged and must be stopped. Someone keeps pushing ChatGPT to create the happiest bunny and the results are unreal. Mike reads an unhinged customer email. Kyoto, Japan school has a graduation whe...

Erin thinks Bill Murry and Tom Hanks are the same person. There's a walrus that is sinking small boats. A man tricks escape room owner. Which is smarter? A seagull or a crow? Erin gives us a vocab book update. We discover goalball...maybe Erin will try it. Food in Dubai looks super bland. China has created a new way to keep drivers alert at night.

Cyber Monday is a scam. A man shares his frustration with starting a chocolate brand. Mike talks about his rebrand to ScrapPockets. Dyson has designed the worst sink ever. A video of mike's gas pump fears gets reviewed. Stanley cup's seizes a great marketing opportunity. A pig contest goes viral. NFL mascots vs kids is a long standing American tradition that makes no sense. What do you say...

It's national hug a runner day! We interview Josh, the man who ran the NYC marathon dressed in a Dunkin Donuts costume that he made himself out of Dunkin cups and boxes! We have a story from a listener who was able to finish the marathon with the help of a stranger. Erin rants about the monster/devil emoji. Mike rants about neighborhood signs that make no sense. A shipwreck has 22 billion doll...

We record on the sideline of the marathon route in NYC. We try to talk to some celebrities that we know are running the marathon. We try some rizzed up glizzies. We are staying in a fancy hotel right by central park that is definitely a members only club. The staff at the hotel are top notch friendly people however the patrons were rude.

Erin tells us about her race where her whole team dropped out. Mike and Sam took a little road trip and had to fill their own gas. A new Powerball winner is blowing through his money. The NFL custom paints their fields. Nice couple wins sideline passes for a football game. What's going on with the Vegas Sphere? Why is Ikea making pink and black hotdogs? A wanted man comments on police departments...

In this special spooky episode we discuss real life horrors. What is your horror movie flaw? Do you have decorations that used to scare you? A mummified man has been on display for 128 years. We don't like scary movies. The guest at the Stanley Hotel claims to have captured a ghost on camera. We discuss the Scream Mask origin story. What were the top costumes in each decade. Zillow homes are s...

Erin gives another run update! She's posting on Youtube again! We go through a "false things we were taught" bracket. Very controversial! Panda's are no longer going to live in the USA. One of the largest pryamids in the world is a Bass Pro Shop. We go through a list of 15th century dog names. We read Erins favorite 1 star review. Zucky is releasing new camera glasses. Will Ferrell becomes a DJ.

It's our 2 year anniversay, we think? People are stealing Mike's hand. Erin gives a positive run update. NFL players last name shock Erin. We announce our trip to NYC for the marathon. Why don't we look in mirrors? NYC appoints a rat czar. Vanna White gets her first raise in 18 years. Theres a conspiracy around Taylor Swift and the Jets football team. We explain why it's so hard to find No Bad No...

What was the weirdest thing you got while trick or treating? Erin talks about her experience being a guest on other podcasts. Erin has new opinions on running in Disney. We go through the unhinged memes and videos that Erin has shared with Mike all week. A man lives with a pigeon on his head. We discover new compliments for dinner. Gwyneth Paltrow puts out one of the worst social media ads we'...

Mike attends a pizza festival hosted by Dave Portnoy of Barstool Sports. Erin has signed up for a marathon...kind of. Erin has to take care of chickens at her kids school. We get into a beef in some instagram comments. Why do our locations There was an escaped murderer near Erin's home. Consider leaving us a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts or Spotify! Follow us on social!   https://www.instagr...

We are in Minneapolis Minnesota for 24 hours to record an Erin Tries video with Chris Plys from the USA Olympic Curling Team. We discuss our thoughts on the city and the sights that we saw. We had dinner and witnessed an intense interaction between a drunk man and a suave sober man.

We give everyone a quick lesson on bird calls. Erin gives us an update on her diet and running . There are pressures to drink and we don’t want to. Do you have old friends that you want to reconnect with? Erin is looking for a new home. Someone on a Delta flight poopoo’d all over the aisle which forced the plane to land. A tennis player had to use the bathroom in the middle of a match. A man wins...

Erin recaps her trip to Hungary for the World Athletics Championships. Mike recaps his trip to Lebanon. Consider leaving us a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts or Spotify! Follow us on social!   https://www.instagram.com/nonmembersonly/ https://www.tiktok.com/@nonmembersonly https://twitter.com/NonMembersOnly Mike: https://www.tiktok.com/@scraptownusa Erin: https://www.tiktok.com/@mrs.space.cadet

Netflix confirms a 6 part documentary about top sprinters . Sam and Mike got engaged ! American Airlines pilots gives a kindness message before every flight. Chiropractor influencers are off the rails. Nsync is coming back. Taylor Swift was casually in LBI and denied a Super Bowl Request. A married couple switches sides on the bed casually. Costco cake ordering system is prehistoric. Mike discover...