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Erin and Mike have switched genres and are now a self help podcast . Erin wants to nap badly. Is cooking food a scam? Our glutes are trash. If you split the USA in half who would win in a fight? Payless shoes trolled influencers . A man leaves quarters at vending machines for kids. Consider leaving us a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts or Spotify! Follow us on social!  https://www.instagram.co...

Erin gives us an update on her mental health leisure runs. Mike goes to career fairs. We found what may be the greatest shoutout in game show history. A lady breaks a $42,000 piece of art because she wanted to touch it. We discuss the internets scariest video in science. Bing's AI chat should be stopped now.... it's pretty scary. Black Eyed Peas are in a lawsuit with a slime pooping unicorn toy. W...

We are back to your regularly scheduled programming. We recap the Milrose Games at the Armory in NYC. Erin rants about serial entrepreneurs ... what does that even mean. Past Olympic sites are ghost towns. Rihanna preformed at the Super Bowl for free . John Cena doesn't own his own name. We look into a high school in Indiana with the most ridiculous accommodations. Are we committed to our Movie Cl...

We are once again recording in person, this time from NYC for the Milrose Games at the Armory. We are completely off the rails at points during this episode as we try to figure out where the food we ordered is. We recap our first track and field event from Boston. Mike tells his history of how he was almost involved in track in field in high school. We discuss the documentary Pepsi, Where's My Jet...

We recorded uncut and unhinged from a hotel in Boston. We filmed with two amazing athletes Trey Cunningham and Aleia Hobbs . We mentally prepare ourselves for our first indoor track and field event. We have a bad experience with our late night dinner order. The TSA test Erin's mysterious electrolyte powder . Our Uber drivers love giving us eating tips . Erin has her first caffeine in 30 days. We e...

It's National Valentine Shopping Reminder Day. Valentines Day is a scam . Erin tells Mike about her new obsession with this 500 million dollar home called " The One House. " Will Smith's trailer is bigger than Erin's home. We talk about our upcoming trip to Boston - we get to work with some USATF athletes . John Cena followed Erin on Twitter. New podcast creation has dropped off a cliff , and we s...

It's National Escape Day! Mike rants about long recipes . Erin may be a robot.  Mike talks about this documentary he watched called " Pepsi, Where's My Jet ?". Erin gives a Boston Marathon update . If you're a burglar but you only steal things that slightly inconvenience your victim, what are you stealing ? What happens to your body when you take a multivitamin every day? Is your TV too high...

Today's episodes are like many before it, full of rants and random topics. We revisit our trip to Kansas City now that we've had more time to digest the experience. We rant about water at restaurants, dry January , and too many ads in articles . We talk about this question Mike stumbled upon from Barstool, What were some simple things you thought made people seem rich when you were a kid? A man st...

We are recording live from Kansas City in an uncut and unhinged episode! Erin's manager Regan joins us to discuss potentially Erin's biggest day in her career. We all share our experiences coordinating and filming an ad for Sleep Number with NFL star Juju Smith-Schuster ! He was the nicest & kindest dude. We sample BBQ from a few places in Kansas City. Do people actually read in coffee shops o...

Erin shares her recent experience having a slight mental breakdown in Puerto Rico. Erin pitched a video idea with a famous person and now she has to go through with it. She's a little nervous but excited to see how it turns out. Mike and Erin also discuss the decline of Twitter and how it's not the same platform it used to be. Mike's sisters described pants as soft pants vs hard pants and it makes...

In today's episode Erin is sick in Puerto Rico and quickly starts mentally drifting. We discuss the mysterious midnight paintings of beloved children's author Dr. Seuss , the most stressful jobs in the USA, and Erin talks about her journey through TSA which has made airport history . We also get into a list of signs that you may have a limited vocabulary , and we'll be sharing some insights from G...

In the last episode of 2022 Mike and Erin dive into Erin's new obsession with skateboarder and television personality Rob Dyrdek . Erin got a new burst of motivation after listening to a podcast with him. Erin refuses to accept the Oxford word of the year . Apparently walking on broken escalators is dangerous. Erin brings up a DM from a listener who was confused about Mike's choice of car. Santa m...

In this episode, Erin discusses her sweat inducing kid's birthday party and her uncomfy challenge working out with college lacrosse players. Mike talks about his office holiday party experience and once again rants about his frustration with packaging. The two also go through a bracket to choose what is the worst part of the holidays . Lastly, Mike shares his thoughts on the magic of OpenAI (ChatG...

In this episode, we are parked outside of a mall and recording in a car. Erin gives us an update on the Boston Marathon , and we discuss our Spotify Wrapped for 2022. We talk about a 90 year old's birthday that ended with an explosion. We also share some revelations about the wealth of people who run Goodwill . We attempt a Christmas movie draft pick , and share our thoughts on the " Liver King "...

Erin goes to her high school reunion and runs her first turkey trot the morning after.  Is B lack Friday just one big scam? Dan goes on a rampage throwing things out, do you have trouble throwing stuff out? How did you find out Santa wasn't real? Erin is celebrating Christmas in Puerto Rico and is having a hard time getting Santa to visit the kids there. https://thepizzapocket.com/ Use Code "...

Would you buy shoes from a store that makes you walk through dirt and grass with them on? We discuss Ebay's retail store created to try to prevent sneaker scalpers . Erin goes on the local news and does the weather. A chain smoking grandpa outruns Erin's marathon time. Can you be a content creator while being a husband or wife? Would you let your barber give you a back massage ? Would you cryogeni...

Oh boy do we have a doozy for you guys today. The random transition meter is off the charts. Some USA breads are illegal in the UK. Why some people catch colds every few weeks. Erin rants about podcasters looking down on influencers even though they too are influencers. Mike rants about credit card chargebacks on small businesses. You'll never guess what the song " Entrance of the Gladiators " sou...

Erin wanders around NYC all weekend doing things for the New York City Marathon . She almost poops her pants multiple times. Was close to getting " wham sauced " whiling holding the the tape at the finish for USATF runners. Erin interviews USA Track & Field's fastest runners. Erin holds her first meet and greet and was shocked by the turn out. She wore jeans for a live podcast recording. Dan c...

It seems as though there was a cyber attack on Instagram. Mike recaps his trip to the most magical place on Earth, Disney World . He is disappointed in humanity.   Elon Musk bought Twitter, why should we care? Do you tip when you pick up takeout? Thank you so much for listening! Consider leaving us a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts or Spotify! Follow us on social!  https://www.instagram....

Happy Halloween friends!  Today we go through some spooky Halloween facts ! We discuss the first candy ever made. We rate some of the most popular Halloween candies ...Does anyone actually eat Milk Duds? Who is like, "heck yes, I got Milk Duds"?? We go through the top Halloween trends according to Google . Is Hocus Pocus the best Halloween movie? We accidently discover some spooky season SCAM...

How do you respond to a knocks in a public bathroom? Blink-182 reunites! Mike goes to his first baby shower. Erin takes the family to a trampoline park. A man sues Texas Pete after learning the hot sauce is not made in Texas. Jeff Wittek did not deserve how he was treated by David Dobrik. Erin wants to wear adult diapers. Why is there a 2 inch gap between doors in public restrooms.

Welcome to unhinged discourse. Give Erin a happy belated birthday as she recaps her birthday week. We finally realize that we might be good at this podcasting thing. We discuss cotton shirts and the new adult happy meals at McDonalds. This 104 year old woman had a surprising secret to living a long life.  What are the least popular states to move to in 2022? Lastly we listen to a bunch of peo...

2022 Chicago Marathon Recap. Erin runs the marathon, Mike explores the city, Dan goes rogue, Sam is the logistics queen.   Thank you so much for listening! Consider leaving us a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts or Spotify!  Follow us on social!   https://www.instagram.com/nonmembersonly/  https://www.tiktok.com/@nonmembersonly https://twitter.com/NonMembersOnly  M...

Happy National NonMembers Only Day! We are actually getting ranked on the USA podcast charts! Erin gives us her last training update before the Chicago Marathon . Does running 17 miles feel like running 17 miles? Cody Ko started a running channel. We discuss the Boston Marathon charity race drama. Erin talks about her negative experiences trying to post Tiktoks. Kraft Singles are a scam. Do you en...

We got our bloodwork done! People in New Jersey and Oregon are legally not allowed to pump their own gas. Mike talks about his experience pumping his own gas. The beach is Erin's kryptonite. Do you have a ethnicity connection? Oh, that Jim.  AI generated content is weird. What's the ATM protocol? Why do deer eat so late at night? Mike rants about FedEx's customer service. Thank you so much fo...