No Time to Not Win

Stothton discusses the recent snowstorm in Texas with Jacob John Bigsby III and Timothy Tinselwater, two Texas citizens who experienced the snowstorm first-hand. All I'll say is if these two schmucks represent how Texas handles some snow then that state is screwed.

Stothon, once again, attempts to guide Jean Buckman in his future retirement plans (key word being "attempts").

Stothton discusses planning for retirement with Jean Buckman, a young man who recently attended one of John's business conferences. John gets into different kinds of retirement plans and methodologies and tries to help Jean plan out his own retirement (key word being "tries"...).

Stothton discusses the incredibly important topic of headphone jacks with world-renowned record collector and audiophile Hubert Henry. This man knows what he is talking about so you better listen up. Also, if you think it's okay to use wireless audio connections, Hubert is probably coming for you (and your jaw).

Stothton discusses COVID-19 vaccines with tech reviewer Bill Chafton and scientific consultant Jack Tetherton. This one goes a bit long, but the guys uncover a potentially disruptive vaccination technology that's been under our noses all along. Time to start investing in Coca-Cola.

Stothton discusses forest fires with camping enthusiast Tucker (he wouldn't give his last name...I don't know why...). Apparently, campfires are no big deal as long as you have enough "Milles"...sometimes I wonder why the hell I talk to people...

Stothton discusses Valentine's Day with some whipped moron Clarence Penwater and some guy who apparently just goes by Randy. Let's cut to the chase-Valentine's Day is about making money (like every other day) and all of you who identify with Clarence know who you are.

Stothton and Chafton discuss the pros and cons of wireless charging. Just give me a 250ft charging cable and I'm good.

Stothton discusses veganism with sluggish bloated lifelong meat-eater Jim Ravolli and vegan researcher Skylar Reed. Is veganism a truly healthy and environmentally conscious dietary choice? Maybe...but maybe there's a better alternative...and maybe that alternative is hot dogs...

Stothton discusses bicycling with Rick Razzler and Stohn Jothton. Let's cut to the chase-if you love cycling then you absolutely need to listen to this episode.

Stothton discusses electric vehicles with oil tycoon Bill Tucker and electrical researcher Kip Coulomb. Ever wondered about the pros and cons of going all-in on electric vehicles? Every single thing you need to know is right here.

Stothton discusses daylight savings with scientific consultant Jack Tetherton and "pharmaceutical salesmen" Danny Bagman. Should daylight savings be removed altogether? Turns out there is still one profession that benefits from those annoying time shifts.

Stothton and good friend Bill Chafton discuss self-driving cars, the current state of autonomous driving technology, and how to properly deal with slow drivers.

Stothton discusses the iPhone 12 with fellow money man Bill Chafton. Is MagSafe worth it? Why is Apple still using lightning ports? What would happen if Tim Cook told you he was going to serve you filet mignon? All the answers and more in today's episode.

Stothton discusses stuffed animals with stuffed animal connoisseur Balthazar Mellon and his agitated neighbor Peter Pusheme. 

Stothton discusses the pointlessness of New Year's resolutions with old high school friends Kyle Harden and Bob Planter.  Bob apparently got mad fat and can no longer fit on a plane so he had to join by phone... idiot.  

Stothton discusses the recent storming of the capitol building with tech advisor Bill Chafton and political advisor Jack Walshman and gives valuable advice about appropriate security measures. Jack and Bill had to call in from the other side of the planet so don't annoy me about the quality.

Stothton discusses what is really important about Christmas with his good friend Bill Chafton.

Stothton discusses the presidential election with fellow money maker Tim Watson. This was recorded a few weeks ago, but Stothton does what he wants and you need to know who is the real election winner.

Stothton discusses the importance of voting with political advisor Jack Walshman and self-proclaimed "average voting joe" Ty Quill.

Stothton debates quality vs quantity with ramen aficionados Matsuhiro Matsumoto and Genji Korosu.