No One Cares About

The offseason has officially begun, and that means one thing: players getting paid, teams making questionable decisions, and fantasy managers trying to figure out what it all means. In Your Unwanted Players , the crew breaks down the chaos of NFL free agency, diving into the biggest roster moves, surprise trades, and contract negotiations that are already reshaping the league heading into next sea...

The confetti has fallen… and apparently so did the energy. In Your Super Snooze , the crew recaps a Super Bowl that didn’t exactly live up to the hype—breaking down what went right, what went wrong, and why some games feel bigger on paper than they do in reality. Commish Jhonny and Co-Host Crispy revisit the biggest moments of the night. From halftime show reactions to commercial breakdowns, the t...

No One Cares About 420: Your Cursed Bowl It’s Super Bowl week, which means logic is out the window and superstition is running the show. In this milestone episode, the crew dives headfirst into everything that makes the Super Bowl the most chaotic, overanalyzed, and culturally unhinged sporting event of the year. From cursed teams and historical oddities to wildly specific prop bets, the conversat...

Conference titles are on the line, nerves are frayed, and everyone has an opinion. In this episode, the crew breaks down a wild slate of NFL playoff action while juggling game predictions, betting angles, coaching news, and the emotional whiplash that only January football can deliver. From early talk about workplace chaos and uncomfortable interactions to the nonstop churn of the NFL coaching car...

It’s playoff football, coaching chaos, and just enough confidence to get everyone in trouble. In this episode, the crew breaks down a grate Wild Card Weekend, starting with Ruben’s recap of last week’s bets and the narrow Rams escape against the Panthers, plus another strong showing from the Niners. From there, the guys look ahead to the next slate of games, debating whether the Rams can survive t...

The fantasy season may be over, but the chaos is just getting started. In this episode, Jhonny and Omar recap the highs, lows, and heartbreak of championship week—congratulating the Mad Russian on a fantasy title, reliving brutal lineup decisions, and reflecting on how drafting strategy and team management can make or break an entire season. From Trey McBride’s dominant performance to the pain of...

The fantasy playoffs are finally here, and the margin for error is officially zero. In this episode, Jhonny and Omar kick things off riding high after what might’ve been their best week yet—four out of five on picks—and dive straight into the chaos that comes with playoff time. From the Raiders continuing to look unwatchable to Sam Darnold’s rough stretch and the uncomfortable realization that the...

Just when you thought you were safe… welcome to fantasy football purgatory. This week, Jhonny and Omar break down the heartbreak of Your Seventh Place Team —the brutal line between playoff dreams and moral victories. The guys unpack Fat Phil’s rough week, the teacher league tiebreaker controversy that has everyone questioning head-to-head versus points for, and why commissioners suddenly become pu...

This week, Jhonny and the crew dig into a full plate of NFL chaos and Thanksgiving hot takes. From surprising upsets that shook the league to arguments over which Thanksgiving dish deserves to be banished from the table (sorry, green bean casserole), the episode blends football analysis with holiday flavor. The hosts break down Joe Burrow’s return and what it means for the Bengals, while also divi...

This week, Commish Jhonny is back with Omar and ready to dive into a packed Week 13 slate. They kick things off with survivor pick chaos, debating instincts versus logic as they recap last week’s hits and misses. With Thanksgiving football on the horizon, the guys break down the holiday matchups, highlight key injuries that could swing games, and look at how shifting team dynamics are reshaping pl...

This week, the crew break down a brutally injury-filled stretch of the NFL season—and what it means for your fantasy team that’s probably limping to the finish line. Jhonny, Omar, and Ruben dive into Week 12 with a full slate of matchups (no bye weeks, finally) and plenty of chaos to sort through. From Josh Allen’s turnover-heavy performance to the Texans’ quietly elite defense, the crew analyzes...

This week, the crew dive headfirst into the chaos that is the 2025 NFL season—where nothing is predictable, everything is questionable, and your fantasy roster is probably hanging on by a thread. Commish Jhonny Co-Host Crispy and Omar break down the inconsistencies shaping Week 10 and Week 11, from shocking wins and disappointing losses to quarterbacks who can’t decide who they are from one Sunday...

This week, the guys are riding high after what can only be described as a winning weekend—on the field, in fantasy, and maybe even in life. Jhonny and Omar kick things off with stories from Houston’s ice houses and a quick recap of the week’s wildest NFL moments before diving into all things fantasy football. From the Broncos’ surprise performance to key trade deadline shakeups, they break down ho...

In this week’s episode, the guys dive headfirst into the chaos of Week 8, where blown calls and baffling flags took center stage. Jhonny and Omar break down the most questionable officiating moments from around the league while recapping their weekly NFL picks, fantasy performances, and betting outcomes. From the Dolphins’ statement win to the Niners’ frustrating loss, they dissect the highs and l...

It’s that time of year — when half your fantasy lineup is on a bye and your waiver wire looks like a yard sale. Jhonny and Omar dive headfirst into Byemageddon 2026 , breaking down the chaos of Week 7, the heartbreak of bad beats, and the art of surviving when your best players are all on vacation. The guys recap Ruben’s “three-for-five” betting week and discuss the questionable rise of sports bet...

Week 6 reminded us that football is both beautiful and absolutely stupid. Jhonny and Crispy open with the best win of the week — Jaxson Dart and Cam Skattebo becoming everyone’s new favorite duo after knocking off the Eagles — before diving into an endless list of “worst losses” that could fill an entire therapy session. From the emotional rollercoaster of blown leads to fantasy heartbreaks, the g...

Week 5 was pure chaos — wild finishes, bad coaching, and one tripping touchdown that’s already living rent-free in our heads. Commish Jhonny and Co-Host Crispy kick things off by debating the week’s biggest stories: the Jaguars stunning the Chiefs with a 99-yard pick-six and a Trevor Lawrence stumble into glory, and the Cardinals finding a new way to embarrass themselves in a brutal loss to the Ti...

Week 4 claimed another victim — Commish Jhonny’s run in the survivor league is officially chopped. The NOCA Crew kicks things off with that heartbreak before breaking down the week’s biggest win, the most frustrating “non-loss,” and the fantasy standouts that actually delivered. Plus, Ruben rings in with his picks as we head into the first round of bye weeks and a lighter Week 5 lineup.

Week 3 delivered chaos, overreactions, and a few broken hearts — and we’re here to sort through it all. Commish Jhonny is back with Co-Host Crispy and they kick things off with their first impressions: was the Lions’ takedown of the Ravens the best win of the week, or was the Packers’ collapse against the Browns the worst loss? And more importantly… is it time to start calling Danny Dimes Daniel D...

Week 2 is in the books, and panic is already spreading fast. The Bucs pulled off a last-second win, the Bears got embarrassed by the Lions, and a whole crew of 0–2 teams are starting to sweat (yes, even the Chiefs). Listen in as the NOCA Crew break down the highs and lows, call out the week’s best wins and worst losses, and highlight the spiciest fantasy Top 5 performances. Ruben rings in with his...

The NOCA Crew is back for another episode to break down the highs and lows of Week 1 in the 2025 season. Which teams came out firing, and who looked like they left their playbook in the offseason? Tune in for sharp recaps, bold bets, and your hosts’ must-hear picks for Week 2.

The 25-26 NFL Season is finally here! And it's already off to a thunderous... delay? Commish Jhonny and a (slightly under the weather) Co-host Crispy talk about the season opener and preview the week's matchups. They get a call from Rube who has the bets of the week and he even graces us with a Fat Phil Farfetched Parlay that includes 15 games spanning the US Open, NCAA Football and some N...

In "No One Cares About: Your Summer Hiatus" Commish Jhonny and Co-Host Crispy are back! In their final offseason epsiode they recap their Scott Fish Bowl draft experience as well as their Final Dynasty draft. They both still have a few drafts to go including the Fumble Games that is coming up soon. Join the two as they get ready for the first week of the regular season next week.

It's done. The football season has come to an end, and most of us are left with hangovers. Commish Jhonny and Co-Host Crispy are back to recap the big game, go over some hot off the press of season news and touch on the halftime show. This isn't the end of the NOCA Season though. The pod will be going through a brief hiatus and pickup again around the NFL Draft to get you ready for the nex...

In this week's episode of No One Cares About: Your Super Bets, it's that time of year again! Rube joins Commish Jhonny to go over all the different bets for the big game this weekend as well as two different locks, based on who you think is winning. From the power going out (again), to halftime and more they have you covered! Beyond that, they preview the game as well.