No One Cares About

The latest episode of “No One Cares About” Your Almost Championship, Commish Jhonny and Co-Host Crispy recap the NFL's Conference Championships, and get every one ready for the Pro Bowl Games! Are you excited for them? Or is it just the Commish? Ruben calls in with a few bets for the Pro Bowl games like a true degenerate. The CCC's are back and the hosts recap their fantasy football league...

In this week's episode of No One Cares About: Your Snow Day, the NFL playoffs are here, with the Commanders facing the Eagles and the Bills taking on the Chiefs. Commish Jhonny and Co-Host Crispy talk about the impact of the weather made during the divisional round and whether (see what I did there?) makes the playoffs more or less enjoyable. They make their picks for the games, and they get a...

They're back! In this week's podcast “No One Cares About” Your Playoff Comeback, Commish Jhonny and Co-Host Crispy returns after a hiatus, discussing recent NFL news, injuries, and the playoff picture. Ruben is back with his bets of the week. They preview the Divisional Round playoff games, making their picks and highlighting key matchups.

In this week’s episode of "No One Cares About: Your QB 3" Commish Jhonny and Co-Host Crispy cover quarterback injuries, including Kirk Cousins’ benching and Patrick Mahomes’ ankle sprain. The playoff picture is also discussed, with several teams vying for the remaining spots in both the AFC and NFC. Rube calls in for this week's bets and the episode concludes with a recap of Week 15 pick’ems and a...

On this week's episode of No One Cares About: Your Playoff Miss, Commish Jhonny is joined by fellow commish, Rube! They recap week 14's top 10 performances while getting you ready for the first round of the playoffs. Co-Host Crispy calls in while on vacation. We have a weird Freaky Friday thing going on. And the two commissioners talk about their leagues including the teacher league. Good luck to...

In this week's No One Cares About: Your Season Enders, Commish Jhonny and Co-Host Crispy go over Week 14 in the NFL as it sees several key players sidelined with injuries, including Trevor Lawrence, CMC, and Austin Ekeler, impacting fantasy football lineups.  The episode also highlights the final bye week of the season and recaps the top performances from Week 13. Ruben calls in with his hypotheti...

This week’s episode of No One Cares About: Your Turkey Leg Bowl, Commisioner Jhonny and Co-Host Crispy cover injuries, bye weeks, and top 10 performances from Week 12.  They are joined by Rube who is back from Vegas and doesn't sound like he hit it big, but he's ready for a come back. The hosts also discuss their upcoming matchups for Week 13 and provide a recap of their previous week’s picks.

In this week's episode of No One Cares About: Your Bye Bench, Commissioner Jhonny and Co-Host Crispy talk about all the fantasy implications of Bye-magedon, recap the week 11 top 10's and get a call from a few special guests including a $15 bet that could earn you over half a million dollars! They preview each game of week 12 and wrap up with the Commish and Crispy Corner!

On this week’s NOCA: Your Upset Game covers quarterback injuries, including Dak Prescott’s season-ending hamstring tear and Trevor Lawrence’s shoulder sprain.  The podcast also discusses the impact of injuries on running backs, wide receivers, and tight ends, including Tee Higgins’ quad injury and Dalton Kincaid’s knee injury.  Rube call's in with this week's bets and shares the red hot Tutty's Un...

"No One Cares About: Your New Teammates" is packed with the latest updates and insights in the world of fantasy football. Your hosts, Commissioner Jhonny and Co-Host Crispy, dive into the whirlwind of news covering key trades like DeAndre Hopkins to the Kansas City Chiefs and Amari Cooper's shift to Buffalo Bills. They also discuss significant team changes following recent firings, such as the Rai...

In the latest episode of No One Cares About: Your QB Drama, Commish Jhonny, and Co-Host Crispy the hosts discuss Anthony Richardson’s benching, the upcoming trade deadline, and injuries affecting several key players. They also provide a recap of Week 8’s top 10s and preview Week 9’s games. They are joined by Rube for his bets of the week and wrap up with the Commish and Crispy Corner.

In the latest episode of No One Cares About: Your Trading Block, Commissioner Jhonny and Co-Host Crispy discuss the DeAndre Hopkins trade to Kansas City, and Cooper Kupp’s status that remains uncertain. Injury updates are provided for several players, including Tua Tagovailoa, Jayden Daniels, and Deshaun Watson. The top 10 PPR rankings for quarterbacks, running backs, wide receivers, and tight end...

In episode 307 of No One Cares About , “Your Broken Team,” Commissioner Jhonny and Co-Host Crispy dive into the latest NFL chaos, with Crispy’s spirit at an all-time low thanks to fantasy football woes and an underwhelming NFL season by her Cowboys. They cover the Cowboys’ disappointing performance and debate whether firing the whole team is the solution. The injury report is extensive, touching o...

This week’s episode of “No One Cares About: Your Job Security" Commissioner Jhonny and Co-Host cover the latest NFL news, including injuries and coaching changes. It also highlights the top 10 fantasy football performances from week 5 and provides a recap of the week 6 pick’ems. Ruben calls in with this weeks bets including a 12 team parlay. And they get a call from a ghost! The hosts wish listene...

In episode 305 of No One Cares About, titled “Your Diva Receivers,” Jhonny and Crispy discuss the latest drama surrounding Davante Adams’ trade request and where he might land. They provide updates on key injuries, including Anthony Richardson, Russell Wilson, and Raheem Mostert, and discuss the impact on fantasy lineups. The duo covers Week 4’s top performers, highlighted by Nico Collins and Derr...

In episode 304 of No One Cares About: Your Not So Tight End, Jhonny and Crispy dive into the challenges of tight ends, highlighting Travis Kelce and Mark Andrews' ongoing issues. They break down Week 3’s top performers, key injuries, and offer insights on the impact of notable players like Christian McCaffrey and Justin Herbert. The duo also previews Week 4 matchups, including TNF’s Cowboys vs. Gi...

It's Week 3 of the 2024 season! Co-Host Crispy leads the panic parade through the never ending list of injuries from Week 2. But not all hope is lost as this week's episode also highlights rising hopefuls across offenses in the Top 10s. Make sure to tune in through the end for Week 3 matchups and the team picks!

Rough week 1 start? The NOCA crew are here to sympathize with the kick-off of the fantasy football season but have their sights set on week 2. In episode 302 of *No One Cares About*, “Your Bad Start,” Commish Jhonny and Co-Host Crispy discuss the fallout from Week 1, including key injuries to Christian McCaffrey, Puka Nacua, and Jordan Love. They also highlight the top fantasy performers, with Saq...

In the Season 3 premiere of *No One Cares About*, Commissioner Jhonny and Co-Host Crispy dive into the 2024 NFL season with “Your Week 1 Hype!” They discuss major player injuries, including the 49ers Ricky Pearsall and the Chargers Justin Herbert, while breaking down the new dynamic kickoff rule aimed at reducing injuries. Week 1 matchups are previewed, featuring Ravens vs. Chiefs and Rams vs. Lio...

Join the NOCA Crew as they do their final ranks episode and their final off-season podcast. Commish Jhonny and Co-Host Crispy go over some recent fantasy news after Bloody Tuesday aka the 53-man roster cuts. They also go over their top 12 TEs and top 24 WRs and as you can imagine, they are a little unconventional.

The NOCA Crew is back for their second round of ranks, this time looking at the top 24 Running Backs (they may have recorded this before the Nick Chubb news...). Commissioner Jhonny and Co-Host Crispy also recap their recent drafts starting with Scott Fish Bowl and their Final Dynasty drafts. It is draft season, and it is crunch time!

Offseason Bonus Pod! Listen in as Commish Jhonny and Co-Host Crispy do their first ever ranks! They rank all 32 Quarterbacks and talk about their respective rosters and how that will affect their fantasy seasons to get you ready for your upcoming drafts!

What's the offseason? Commish Jhonny and Co-Host Crispy are back and covering news during this busy offseason. Many players have new homes from free agency and trades. The NOCA Crew will also talk about the fantasy implications of the first two rounds of the NFL Draft. If you haven't kept up with Fantasy news during this offseason, the NOCA Crew has the updates for you.

Welcome to the Season Finale of NOCA! Commish Jhonny and Co-Host Crispy recap the big game, their bets from the previous week, talk halftime show and dig into the big OT controversy! Get a preview of some off season Pods coming soon. The NFL Season might be done, but the UFL is a few weeks away... That will hold everyone over, right?

Greetings NOCA listeners! Grab your phones and get ready for Commish Jhonny and Crispy’s second annual betting odds show before the Big Game! After a quick recap of the 2024 Pro Bowl Games, the NOCA squad spends some quality time with the pod’s very own degenerate gambling resident, Ruben, to discuss this year’s best bets, props and favorites. Stay tuned for the gang’s breakdown of what you may ex...