No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy

We get all geared up to go do the Magic Tower, but end up sidetracked by accidentally entering the Phoenix Cave. So we get Locke back in the party, and head down under the Figaro Desert, looking for our 100,000 dollar clues.   Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On a search for things shaped like dragons, we get sucked into some kind of butthole, which spits us into some kind of cave dungeon. So we explore it and find Gogo. Then it’s time for My Fair Gau, or Pygmalian with Gau… however you want to put it. After that, we entice the Dream Stooges to jump into Cyan’s brain, so we follow them in and try to fix a man who can never be forgiven.   Email: NOCKATp...

Come on everyone, it’s time for clotted cream, catfishing, magic towers, moogles, sasquatches and more!   Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We enter Figaro Castle and clear out the tentacle monster they had gunking up the engine. Then we find Setzer, who takes us on a very unexpected journey into Darryl’s Tomb. We find actual evidence of personal growth, but who cares about that cause WE GOT A NEW AIRSHIIIIIP!!   Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informatio...

We hope you like Star Trek, cause we wind up on a big diversion about the implications of the replicator this week. We try to find some Final Fantasy to hold onto though, running into Terra, some orphans, and that big bully Phunbaba. Also we meet some guy named Gerad.   Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The world has been destroyed, so it’s time to feed an old man some fish. The nightmare ends in tragedy, but the dream now begins. Locke’s alive? Sabin’s alive? Everyone’s fine? We try to save a child from a “collapsing” building, but just can’t escape the fate of the jagged beach.   Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more inf...

Welcome to the floating continent, where Kefka’s plans are finally falling into place. The statues are out of alignment! We must run quickly! Is there time to wait for your friends? Finally find out this week!   Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s time to go to the floating continent, so of course we do anything and everything but that. We finish sending letters, find a weird island with an encounter we’ll never forget, and then eventually decide to do our duty.   Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We meet Strago and Relm, who are living in a town of definitely not wizards. We learn all about fires and the effectiveness of Flames B. Gone. Then we find the images of THE statues, fight an old friend again, and learn how to paint. Then Kefka finally reveals his plans and floats a continent into the sky.   Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acas...

We ask questions about the mail, have a conversation that should only be had in college, and eat Emperor Gestahl’s Big Goofy Dinner!   Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s the ultimate flashback episode, as we find out all about Terra’s conception. Then we formulate a new plan, but run into trouble when we can’t decide if a word map is better than a dot map. Eventually we open the sealed gate. Also, plazas. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A new day dawns and it’s time to go to the Magitek research facility to get wayyyy too many espers. We meet Cid, learn about one way elevators, and end up on a siezurescape minecart ride that we’ll never forget. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We’ve put on our finest cause it’s time for the Opera! Celes looks just like Maria, so she’s in for an adventure of trying to remember her lines while Locke cries from the balcony. After learning about so many of our characters dark pasts, we finally learn about Jeff’s dark past, and an experience with hubris that he quickly forgot. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat...

We start the No One Can Know About This time capsule as we enter Zozo, the poor town where everyone is a liar. We learn about a movie pitch that will sadly never be, we find Terra, and we work to solve a clock puzzle that almost destroys us.   Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We finally finish the choose your own adventure chapter, which leads to a “decisive battle” in a pachinko machine. We fight way too many guards, beat Kefka for the first time, and then try aimlessly to see if a cutscene exists. Then it turns into a flashback episode as we start to learn about our various dark pasts!   Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast...

We finally pick up where we left off and try to make it to Narshe with Cyan and Sabin, but end up on a ghost train adventure that ends in sadness. Then we jump off a waterfall and meet a feral child, while Jeff starts reading an epically long article…   Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s the “Found” episode of No One Can Know About This! After learning we had lost all the audio from the last two episodes (which, as YOU are aware, didn’t end up happening), we start the game over. But first we regroup and reorient by going out for clotted cream ingredients and new types of banana. Come hang out with us for the most unusual episode of the series so far. And by the end, we’re bac...

It’s the choose your own adventure chapter, and we start off with Locke infiltrating Narshe, stealing clothes and Old Man Cider. Then we meet Cyan, and fail to stop his castle from being poisoned. Then we make a discovery that will reverberate throughout the rest of the season. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informat...

We go find Edgar’s twin brother Sabin, and defeat his biggest karate rival for him. We also have fun with mouth feel. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We enter Figaro Castle and learn it’s equipped with the most modern technology in the world, but not the technology you’d think! Then we meet Kefka and he sets the castle on fire. After that, it's time to escape and go find Edgar’s twin brother Sabin, but all we discover is his dirty dishes. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for...

Jeff and Ryan embark on their longest, most drawn out journey yet: playing Final Fantasy VI. The adventure begins, and we meet a magic girl named Terra, who is wearing the most horrifying and powerful item that could possibly exist in the world. We explore Narshe, fight some were-rats, discover an esper, meet “The Returners”, and sacrifice some Moogles. A lot happens in this episode, and yet, we h...

A preview of the upcoming season of No One Can Know About This, where we played the beloved SNES classic "Final Fantasy VI", formerly known in America as "Final Fantasy III". Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Part 2 of the season finale! It’s a day later, and we’ve regrouped, ready to actually complete this game. After a quick last tour of the world and a surprise extra boss fight, we destroy the hatred that lives inside men (mostly) and take stock of the experience that was Final Fantasy IV.   Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for m...

It’s part 1 of the season finale, and we couldn’t be in worse shape. But we enter the final boss battle anyway, and learn some lessons that we’ll probably forget. This episode starts when it was around 8am.   Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This is the beginning of the episodes that shouldn’t have been. We go HAM on the final dungeon... or maybe it goes HAM on us. Either way, this is the penultimate episode of the season.   Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.