No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy

We finally make it to Rocket Town and find the most belligerent spaceship captain you could imagine! Why is he so mean? His dreams were crushed. But he was mean before that too. Anyway, we take off in the Tiny Bronco but get shot down and land in the water. Good thing this airboat floats!   Listen to Daniel K’s Let’s plays! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/daniel-ks-lets-plays/id1247263511?mt=2...

We make it to Nibelheim and it’s not burned down! We get an invitation to the reunion, so we go into the Shinra mansion and start trying to figure out how to open a safe. Then we look in the basement and find a vampire? Is he a vampire or was he just asleep for 5 years? And where is the reunion anyway? It’s not at the top of the mountain?? It’s not… at the place we were all at together 5 years ago...

Welcome to Cosmo Canyon, where the secrets of the universe are kept! We meet Bugenhagen, and he teaches us all about Red XIII’s past. Apparently Red’s name was actually Nanaki, and he’s a very old child. His father was a wastrel! Or was he?! Get ready for some TM!   T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See...

We find the town of Gongaga, meet the Turks again and find out who they’re shipping for, then finally make it to Cosmo Canyon before ending the night. But wait, there’s more! Join us for breakfast the following morning too!   Listen to Daniel K’s Let’s plays! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/daniel-ks-lets-plays/id1247263511?mt=2   T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpod...

Continuing the exploration of the Gold Saucer, we fall deep into a gambling addiction cycle, and eventually get blamed for a massacre. So we get thrown into Corel prison, where Barret has some demons to settle. Demons named Dyne.   T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informat...

We make it to the Gold Saucer, but don’t have enough money to get in, so it’s grind time. Then we begin the exploration of this ridiculous casino, learning a bit about Barret’s past, meeting a cat riding a Moogle, and playing an arcade game about Moogle reproduction!   T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. S...

We’re in disguise as Shinra naval officers, hitching a ride to the new world. But Sephiroth or his ghost or something shows up and we have to fight his mom’s arm? Anyway, we make it to beautiful Costa Del Sol and enjoy a wonderful town walkabout.   Listen to Daniel K’s Let’s plays! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/daniel-ks-lets-plays/id1247263511?mt=2   T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/...

Welcome to an intermission. Come eat Sloppy Joe’s with us. It’s a delicious meat sludge! We also discuss the game experience so far, what humanity is up to, and remember a Rodney Dangerfield movie that apparently never existed.   T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informatio...

We finally make it to Junon, a two tier city with poor people on the bottom and military on top. Cloud makes Mr. Dolphin jump for him after performing CPR on a little girl. Then we make it to the parade just in time to mess it all up.   T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more inf...

After making it through the cave and saying hello to the Turks, we discover a tower with a giant bird on top. What is this place? Why do they need our money? Can we help them? Hang on a second… we need to go grind in the woods.   Listen to Daniel K’s Let’s plays! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/daniel-ks-lets-plays/id1247263511?mt=2   T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKA...

A new day dawns with a jarring children’s music video that will set the tone for the morning. We eat an extremely unhealthy breakfast, do the dishes, and then get down to business. Can we catch a chicken? What vegetable is the best? Is ChocoBilly a scam artist? The answers to all of these questions are unclear!   T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKAT...

It’s time for the big flashback that explains what this game is all about. Cloud and Sephiroth are in Nibelheim, and Tifa is going to guide them up the mountain to a reactor. But when Sephiroth finds a library full of forbidden knowledge, plans change, and Seph chooses to free Jenova and take over the world or something. So he burns down the village and Cloud goes to confront him. And that’s the e...

We find the President of Shinra Incorporated is dead! But his son is taking over and he’s even worse. So we escape the building on a motorcycle and a minivan, and finally breathe fresh air for the first time in this game.   Listen to Daniel K’s Let’s plays! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/daniel-ks-lets-plays/id1247263511?mt=2   T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodca...

We make our way up through the frustrating puzzle floors of the Shinra building. Who would build a place like this? Working here must suck. Anyway, we eventually find Hojo’s “experiment” on Aeris, and meet Red XIII.   T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s time to make the big climb from the bottom of society to the absolute top. Can we jump to a bar? Will these stairs ever end? Can we make it to the top? GIVE ME A KEYCARD!   Listen to Daniel K’s Let’s plays! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/daniel-ks-lets-plays/id1247263511?mt=2   Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for mor...

It’s time to dress Cloud up as a woman and con our way into a “dilettante’s” bedroom. But he’s one step ahead of us with a trap door that leads to a sewer. So we pick ourselves up by the bootstraps and try to stop the Turks from dropping a giant metal plate on the slums. Will we succeed? Find out this week!   Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See aca...

Let’s go grocery shopping and eat breakfast, then start the game! Aeris’s mom wants us to ghost her, so we try to sneak past her bedroom at night… but she catches up to us anyway. We walk through a junkyard, meet a guy who are sick, and finally make it to Wall Market.   Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We wake up and head to Final Fantasy school to learn all about save points. Then we blow up another Mako reactor, meet President Shinra, and fight his floor buffer. After that Cloud falls off a bridge, slams through a church roof, and lands directly in Aeris’s heart.   Listen to Daniel K’s Let’s plays! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/daniel-ks-lets-plays/id1247263511?mt=2   Email: NOCKATpodcas...

The epic adventure of Final Fantasy VII begins in a dark cyberpunk city controlled by an evil energy company. Can our group of terrorists blow up their oil rigs? Or will this game be too difficult to navigate? Is that a place we can go? WHERE IS CLOUD ON THIS SCREEN?!?   Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Get ready for Final Fantasy VII! Come pregame with us and get drunk on excitement, as we embark on the journey to the journey. We’ll discuss our knowledge of the game going into it, what the plan for the season is, and what foods we should make. Settle in with us, as we drive up to the cabin and prepare for the epic adventure that is Final Fantasy VII.   Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodca...

Part 2 of the season finale! It’s time to fix the world, defeat this nihilist clown, and reach resolution! Then we look back and take stock of this insane, epic experience that was Final Fantasy VI.   Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s part 1 of the season finale! We have a final meal before the final dungeon, and then get down to business. But then we remember there’s one last thing to do, so we give ourselves blue balls and finish Strago’s story, before finally, properly, getting down to business.   Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information...

Deep into clean up, we’re finally ready to take on the Magic Tower for real. But first we meet Duncan, a guy we thought was dead.   Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s the big Shadow episode! Will he dream? Are there two Shadows? Or is he just a terrible father? All will be explored!   Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Get ready to watch auction after auction after auction. Then we do Owzer’s house of nonsense. Then it’s time to take on the Magic Tower, but are we really ready for that? No, we’re not. But that doesn’t stop us from learning that life is good because it sucks.   Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.