No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy

We return to Earth to undercut the stakes of the story and fight a giant robot. Then we go to back to the moon to learn the truth about Golbez and ourselves. All the while, we discuss a universal language and unknowingly tie our shoelaces together.   Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We go to the land of the summoned monsters, hang out in their library, and kick their queen and king’s ass. Then we go learn about The Big Whale, analyze some legends, and barely make it to the bahamutzvah.   Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We enter the land of trap doors, learn from our past and future selves, and experience a dungeon that almost ruins Jeff.   Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We consider the real impact of video games on our youth, meet a new Ninja Man, and defeat the nicest fiend in the game.   Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s the start of a very long day 2. We fight an unexpected boss, learn what it’s like to be a human in a beehive, meet the big chocobo, and display some extraordinary hubris. But you know what? We’re all just bulls in china shops, trying to know how food is different from other food.   Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more...

It’s the end of Day 1. We fight some fiends, blow up a mountain, and discover the underside neath.   Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode we go beyond bananas, we learn lessons from two headed snakes, and while all this is happening, Final Fantasy IV is played.   Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We learn the truth about the Hall of Wishes, and get to the bottom of an old Coors Light commercial. Progress is made in our understanding of life, and progress is not made in the game.   Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The game continues… which, admittedly, could be said in almost any of these episode descriptions.   Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We try to keep our minds sharp, attempt to move on from our previous experience, deconstruct some classic jokes, and break through road blocks in the game.   Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's season 2! Jeff and Ryan embark on an all new journey to play Final Fantasy IV. A journey full of characters, and cutscenes, and dialogue, and more dialogue. Will our hosts learn to make better life choices? Find out the obvious answer to that question and more, on a new season that's probably going to be around 13 episodes.   Email:  NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat H...

A preview of the upcoming season of No One Can Know About This, where we played the SNES classic "Final Fantasy IV"... or Final Fantasy II, depending on who you ask.   Email:  NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s the season one finale. Ryan has thoughts on epiphanies and microwaves, we actually beat the game, then we reflect on this whole experience, trying to find worth in worthlessness.   Email:  NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s the penultimate episode of the season. Jeff’s dog tries to save us but we’re too far gone, the light at the end of the tunnel reverse zooms away, and we start really testing our audience.   Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Day 3: Join us in our Lynchian nightmare, checking rooms full of rooms. Jeff unleashes his rage, Ryan tells a boring story, and we finally ask some deep questions.   Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's late. We're tired. This game sucks. Find out what happens when the fundamental character flaws of two friends clash at 2am.   Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's the beginning of day two, and we start out in good spirits. But how long can you stay in good spirits when playing the original Final Fantasy? How long until you get to the end of your rope? Find out, as we ask the question "does anything we do in life really matter?"   Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information...

Jeff and Ryan embark on a journey that many have taken, but no one should: to play every Final Fantasy game. Will they learn something about the games, or themselves? Will they lose their minds? Find out, as a six episode season one chronicling the first Final Fantasy game unfolds.   Email:  NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more i...