No Nonsense

No Nonsense

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Perfecting the art of the take on football with no frills and no cares.

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Jun 5, 2026

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Episodes

Kane in Pain, Messi the Merciless, Flying in Dutchmen, Goodbye Brazil - World Cup 2022 Quarter Final Round-up 13.12.2022

Holy moley what a round of quarter finals that was! France prove too much for England who are knocked out at the quarter final stage. Where does Gareth Southgate go from here? How does Harry Kane just go back to his normal life after that penalty? Lionel Messi shows an edge we've never seen before in a battle for the ages against Netherlands. And there's nothing that fool Weghorst can do...

Mbappe Vs England, Brazil Go Nuts, Pretty Poor Penalties - World Cup 2022 Show 08.12.2022

After an exhilarating group stage we wrap up a slightly less wild Round of 16 and look ahead to the Quarter Finals Japan, Croatia, Morocco and Spain play out two 0-0s with both followed up by some of the worst penalties you'll ever see. The frustration of watching this Spain team Jude Bellingham is the star of the show as England breeze past Senegal, but do they have enough to stop France? Mb...

Golden Generations Turn To Rust, Luis Suarez Gone But Never Forgotten in Ghana, Football Needs Even More Techno - World Cup 2022 Show 03.12.2022

With the group games wrapped up and the last sixteen ties being confirmed, the boys recap the exciting final round of group stage matches. Our World cup Fantasy is live!! Follow  the link to join and be in with a chance to win a world cup jersey of your choosing.  https://play.fifa.com/fantasy-classic/join-league/4KLICQWG MAKE SURE TO RATE US 5 STARS ON SPOTIFY https://www.instagram.com/no_nonsens...

Another Messi Moment, The USA Expect Wins, France Keep It Suspiciously Simple - World Cup 2022 Show 29.11.2022

The World Cup is officially in full swing as the games have gotten increasingly better and better. This week.. Portugal are looking good despite people writing off their incredible squad before a ball was kicked. With two wins in the bag they are one of the first teams through to the knockout stage France similarly are through and looking good. But is all as it seems or has there been some tricker...

Don't Cry For Argentina, Qatar and Iran Race to the Bottom, Glazers Out...No Really - World Cup 2022 Show 24.11.2022

Today...we feel like podcasters The Qatar World Cup is officially underway and boy oh boy is it weird Qatar put in one of the worst performances as a host nation in the history of the tournament England cruise past an absolutely brutal Iran and the hype-train is officially on the tracks Upsets galore as Saudi Arabia and Japan beat Argentina and Germany What is the story with the never ending extra...

World Cup 2022 Preview Show 17.11.2022

What more can we say, its a group by group, team by team breakdown of the 2022 World in Qatar. Did we lose audio? Yes we did. Did we listlessly re record it? Absolutely. Did we also go out way to hard on Saturday and mess up the whole schedule, forcing us to use my headphone mic two days after the first half?  Who's to say. Our World cup Fantasy is live!! Follow  the link to join and be in wi...

Ron-Ye Goes Defcon 3 On The News, Haaland Is Stuck At Home & Toney Blocks It Out 15.11.2022

The Premier League wraps up for the very normal and totally not ridiculous World Cup Cristiano Ronaldo sits down for 90 minutes with Piers Morgan in his latest and boldest attempt yet to make everyone hate him Is this officially the end of his time at Man United? What exactly is Haaland going to do for six weeks while all of the Man City team are in Qatar? Arsenal top of the league at Christmas ki...

Neville's Weak Defence, Spurs Slowly Drift & Salah and Emery Are Still Pretty Good 07.11.2022

Two Monday episodes in a row surely a record for us at No Nonsense HQ Gary Neville's first foray into TV outside of sport doesn't go as planned as he is slated on 'How I Got News For You' for his involvement in the Qatar World Cup  Arsenal breeze past Chelsea as they continue to defy expectation week after week. Haaland returns from his Robo-slumber with a 95th minute penalty a...

The Antony Spin-Cycle, Conte Longs to be Lower & Benzema Hit's Em Up 01.11.2022

A very spooky Halloween edition featuring zero Halloween content oooh scary! We really ponder how rotten football is while also promoting their Qatar World Cup fantasy football tie in Conte wishes he was at one of the big teams, his words not ours Paul Scholes launches a scathing attack on Antony after he busts out his special finishing move during Man United's latest Europa League win Liverp...

Liverpool Highs and Lows, Gerrard Will Never Quit & Cristiano Has Left The Building 24.10.2022

After some extended Women's World Cup celebrations we're back to catch up on what we missed Man United steamroll past Tottenham and have seemed to finally have turned an actual corner, enter Cristiano Ronaldo Ten Hag's no nonsense approach does wonders Liverpool go from the highest of highs to the lowest of lows as they beat best team in the league Man City, and then lose to worst t...

Arsenal Have All The Luck, It's Not Just Trent & Ireland Face The Group Of Death 12.10.2022

We really pushed some buttons with some of our hot takes in the last episode. Will it happen again this week? Probably. Arsenal are STILL top of the league after a huge win against Liverpool Dubious penalty's, missed handballs and VAR blindspots. Did Arsenal pull off the heist of the century? Injury woes strike Liverpool as Trent, Matip and Diaz are all out for the next few games. We ask who...

Haaland Hauls, Arsenal Topple Tottenham & United Are Disrespectful - Episode 100! 06.10.2022

Sound the air horns as we celebrate the 100th episode of A No Nonsense Podcast. We gush over just how good Haaland as the big freak scores 3 and assists 2 in his first Manchester derby Has Cristiano Ronaldo been disrespected by Man United? Yes if you ask his pals Roy Keane and Rio Ferdinand Arsenal beat Spurs 3-1 in the North London Derby after a frankly insane tackle from the dancing Emerson Roya...

England Have Gone Southgate, Scotland's Revenge Tour & Rodgers Plots His Escape 27.09.2022

After a brief hiatus as Will lived his double life. We are back to discuss all things International Break & a little look at the Premier League . Stephen Kenny is now back to being BAD MANAGER as Ireland suffer a 2-1 defeat against Scotland, much to John McGinns delight. A 1-0 loss to Italy sees Gareth Southgate recieve the dreaded vote of confidence from the F.A as England are relegated in th...

Todd Boehly Bowls Us Over, Tuchel? Not So Much 15.09.2022

After a surprise break in fixtures we bring you the latest edition of the Todd-cast, all Todd Boehly all the time. Thomas Tuchel's time is up after a disappointing start to Chelsea's season, but is it too soon?  The All star game? We're all for it, and so is Klopp Liverpools stop start season continues to stop start with a bad and good result in the Champions League Top Five & C...

United Run The Solskjær, Manager Marsch's Meltdown, VAR You Serious II - Rise of The Machines 07.09.2022

After a seriously controversial weekend in the Premier league the lads discuss Man United back to the good old days of three years ago where the counter attack is King and Scott McTominay is a great player. Why Top of the League Arsenal are still on course to end 18 years of hurt. VAR has its say again this past weekend as we ask, will they ever get it right? Marsch is sent off for his own good. T...

You're A Wizard Pogba, Haaland & Hendersons Hat-Tricks & Nottingham Forest Grows By The Day 02.09.2022

We've returned just in time to cover a wild week in the Premier League and abroad. What a waste of a clip show! Erling Haaland destruction of the beautiful game continues with not one but two hat tricks, against Crystal Palace and Nottingham Forest Dean Henderson leads the charge as one of the 4 hundred new Nottingham signings. Will they gel? Definitely not! Arsenal remain invincible and Unit...

A No Nonsense Clip Show - Episode 93.5 31.08.2022

Some scheduling issues meant we couldn't record a brand new episode, but have no fear! It's clip show time! Some of our favourite moments from the pod so far to bring some new listeners up to speed. Including.. Nathan Redmond having the worst day of his life. Harry Kane's brothers office. No more extreme sports at Barcelona Mr Zinchenko jinxes the quadruple. Gary Neville and Lukaku...

No Maguire? No Problem, El Cashico, The Official Premier League Sack Race 25.08.2022

One of the wildest starts to a Premier League in memory continues with some topsy turvy results up and down the table. Take the contract out, write whatever number you want on it man Man United are back! After a shocking result against Liverpool where they shockingly tried to win Ten Haag seemed to emulate some of the legendary Man United managers of the past, but not the one you think, Where do L...

Battle of The Bridge 2.0, It Must Be All Ten Hag's Fault & Will Wants to Fight Andrew Tate???!!! 16.08.2022

A high scoring, feisty premier league weekend resulted in bans, red cards and written apologies. The biggest casualty of the battle of the bridge ? Graeme Souness impeccable record as  an ally to feminist everywhere. Man United sit bottom of the league after yet another heavy defeat in a very low valley in a history of peaks for the club. Arsenals procession to the title continues with another cha...

The No Nonsense Premier League 2022/23 Preview! 08.08.2022

As the wonderful Summer comes to a close the Premier League kicks into full gear! It's time for us to give you our PREDICTIONS on the upcoming season. We give a preview of the upcoming season and run down our winners, losers, top 4-ers and everything in between. We take a little look at the looming winter World Cup and how it will probably turn the league upside down. Is this the year Kane go...

Jesse Lingard Hits The Jackpot & Richard Keys Hits The Send Button 27.07.2022

As the 2022/2023 Premier League season looms large over our heads, we are back once again to discuss the goings on of the No Nonsense summer. Erling Haaland is off the mark with a goal in Man City's pre season game against Bayern Munich, can he be the entertaining bad boy Man City desperately need Frank Lampard employs the F.R.A.N.K system once again after Everton's embarrassing 4-0 loss...

Arsenal Have Won The Transfer Window, The No Worries If Not Sweet Spot & Will Remains Aggrieved 21.07.2022

After another enthralling week of transfer speculation and pre season friendlies the lads have started talking, mainly about the weather, but also The winning and losing of the transfer window and what that might mean, if anything, for the team that claims that crown. Ronaldo raging against the dying of the light and how a striker who scores 24 goals a season is the worst possible thing for a team...

The Pogmentary Is Boring, Tottenham Are Champions Elect, Ribery Remains Aggrieved 12.07.2022

The boys of summer will be boys of summer. After a couple of weeks and a corporate retreat later they return with a pretty not bad episode where they cover; We watch the cinematic event of the summer, the Pogmentary {episode 1} so you don't have to We discuss Tottenhams chance of winning the title this year with our spurs correspondent Byrnzy. No seriously. And Ribery remembers when he got sc...

Raheem Sterling to Chelsea, West Ham Get Their Wrist Lightly Slapped & Hey Arnold - He's Wearing a Wire! 23.06.2022

The Boys of Summer soldier on without even the nations league for company, they cover stories such as  The latest leaks that have come from Manchester United and how they impact the Pogumentary  The Declan Rice postmatch meltdown gets revisited by both us and ueafa  And all the transfer rumours that will most likely never come to fruition  MAKE SURE TO RATE US 5 STARS ON SPOTIFY https://www.instag...

Ireland Find Their Feet, England Slip Up & Pique Did WHAT!? 15.06.2022

The lads return but with a whole new summer attitude and take a look back on the weeks Nations League action. Ireland get off to a rocky start but turn it around just in time for the international break to end as is tradition. With games against Armenia, Ukraine and Scotland England lose in big fashion 4-0 against Hungary which sparks some debate on where they go from here and what happens to Sout...

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