No Nonsense

No Nonsense

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Perfecting the art of the take on football with no frills and no cares.

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Jun 5, 2026

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Episodes

Real Madrid Do It Again, Mané Says His Goodbyes & The French Police Save Lives....Their Own - Champions League Final Recap 01.06.2022

Liverpool and Madrid played out the 2022 edition of the champions league final with some interesting takeaways Madrid can not be beaten if they get to the final thanks to magic and fate Liverpool look down the barrel of the end of the glory years and possibly into years of a rebuild Mané is moving on to Bayern where he might get a few more league titles under his belt Carlo Ancelotti is a big game...

Grealish Wins Us Over, Mbappé Turns The Tables & Seamus Coleman Is Absolutely Mortified - Premier League 2021/22 Final Day Recap 24.05.2022

It's over, it's finally over. As the dust settles on a dramatic final day in the 2021/2022 Premier League season we recap how it all played out and what it meant for the table. Manchester City manage to win their 4th premier league title in 5 years in a 3-2 comeback against Aston Villa that was straight out of the final five minutes of one of the Goal movies. The Quad is OVER as Liverpoo...

The Liverpool QUAD Will Not Die, Penchester City Strike Again & Whose Side Are You On Martin Tyler 20.05.2022

The most competitive league in the world will not let you off this easy, oh no, this is going down to the last day folks. Manchester City are quietly suffering an injury crisis as they drop two points against the Hammers thanks in part to their ongoing penalty difficulties. The Quad is still on as Liverpool send out the third stringers to deal with the most disrespected team (by us) in the premier...

The North London Demolition Derby & We All Love Liverpool? 15.05.2022

Beach football is beginning to creep in for most of the league but for the few still battling there's some big results! The North London Derby is handily won by Tottenham 3-0 after some truly bizarre choices by Rob Holding Does everyone want Liverpool to win? Definitely not Pep man what are you on about? We take a look at the infamous muted celebration Lukaku gets a bit too big for his 2022 g...

Man City Win Another Derby, Should Kane Stay or Go, The New Chelsea era Begins 09.05.2022

The Premier league comes to a premature end at the top of the table as results have conspired against the broadcasters out there desperate for some late drama. Liverpool draw with Tottenham to end both their late drives for glory in the premier league but its not over just yet Manchester City owners dispatched their hated rivals the Newcastle owners the Saudis in what may be the biggest and only o...

Madrid Never Give Up, Ruili Never Saves A Shot & Everton Will Not Go Down Easily 05.05.2022

The boys are back to discuss two blockbuster Champions League semi finals and the latest changes in the topsy turvy Premier League. Man City and Real Madrid play out an all time classic for the second week in a row as Real Madrid claw their way back to victory against all odds. The lads have moved on from Thiago as this week Modric gets all the praise After a nervy start Liverpool are too much for...

City Win The Battle, Man United Lose Their Will & Villareal Sully The Good Name of Uefa 30.04.2022

The long awaited return of the Champions League Bumper Episode. Featuring Man City and Real Madrid play out an all time classic as Cathal struggles to see it. Villareal are a DISGRACE to football if you ask some of the English media. Liverpool Steamroll ahead as the quad rolls on. The boys give Klopp his dues as he signs a new contract. Are you happy now Klopp you've got our approval! United...

Arsenal Steal A Lead, Liverpool Built Different And Burnley Bounce Back 27.04.2022

After one technical difficulty filled episode too many the boys have had ENOUGH. As they after 80 episodes have sat down got new gear and actually learned how to podcast properly. We did it folks! Serious business as Will's beloved Man United take on Cathals beloved Arsenal in a showcase of how far both clubs have fallen. Trust Ralf Ragnick, he's a doctor. A quick look at this weeks foot...

The Return of The Quadruple, United In Failure, City & Liverpools Best of Seven Series 23.04.2022

Reunited in person for the first time in 3 months, listen in amazement as the two lads try desperately to cover everything they missed in the last two weeks!  THE QUAD IS ON as Liverpool put City, Man United and everyone in between to the sword in an amazing run of form Man United's umpteenth embarrassment this season as they lose by more than 4 goals to Liverpool (AGAIN) Ralf Ragnick is aske...

Spurs, Arsenal, Chelsea, United - "Do They Even Want Top 4??" 06.04.2022

Rumours of the pods demise have been slightly exagerated as the lads return to discuss all the happenings as the Premier league conclusion draws near. Chelsea & Arsenal drop points which leaves the door open for Spurs to sneak in to 4th place in a top 4 battle which seemingly changes by the hour every hour. Everton teeter on the brink of utter championship-ification as the relegation battle he...

Lampard Let Down, Barca Are Bueno And Gerard Has A Screw Loose 24.03.2022

A quiet week in terms of games leads the boys to lean heavily on clips and quotes from various mangers while they compare they're approach to the contractually obliged post match interview. Lampard unsurprisingly shirks all blame in a post match for the ages where he questions the very manhood of his Everton players Stephen Gerrard's analytical brain would surely get him a spot on MNF if...

Bad Times Don't Last, But Bad Guys Do - Premier League Round-Up 16.03.2022

The boys are back to discuss the increasingly bizarre Premier League which continues to put out fires left and right. Roman Abramovich and Chelsea get SANCTIONED. What does that mean you ask? NOT SURE! Eddie Howe is in the hot seat once again as Newcastle's Saudi Arabian owners come under the microscope. In other more distracting news Ronaldo scored lots of goals as Man United beat Spurs 3-2....

United & Everton Give Up, Keane & Lampard Give Out - Premier League Round-up 09.03.2022

Do not adjust your device it really is two episodes, one after the other, on time! Year 2 of the No Nonsense Podcast is well and truly rolling. Man United crumble AGAIN, losing 4-1 to Man City in the increasingly one sided derby. Are United really that bad? Or are they just having some really rotten luck (while also being quite bad.) Roy Keane gives a monologue for the ages as he delivers his umpt...

Beat It Abramovich, Tuchel Does Too Much, Russia Vs Ukraine & Frank Lampard Does Not Accept Your Apology, VAR!!! 05.03.2022

DO NOT LOOK AT THE NEWS. REMAIN FOCUSED ON THE POD. ALL RELEVENT INFORMATION CAN BE OBTAINED HERE AND ONLY HERE Roman Abramovic gets run out of town amid dubious connections to Vladimir Putin Tommy Tuchel pulls a pep in the cup final but has never had more job security WWIII question mark. hopefully not because we're already out of depth here folks Frank Lampard may not be entirely to blame b...

Peps Pain is Kanes Utopia, The 7 Touch Set Up & Leaky Leeds Lose To Man United Leaks 22.02.2022

The boys are back with a return to full brain capacity as we celebrate 1 whole year of the No Nonsense Podcast! The title race gets BLOWN WIDE OPEN (in theory) as Spurs triumph over City in dramatic fashion Leeds and Man United roll back the years to a time where football matches were actually entertaining in an all-timer game  Would Fergie stand for the leaking coming from the United dressing roo...

No Hope For Liverpool, Newcastle Are Staying Up, Wayne Rooney Reveals All & Covid Catches Cathal Slippin 15.02.2022

The boys are back once again (eventually) to bring you quite possibly the least prepared episode of the pod so far! Newcastle look TOO BIG TO GO DOWN as Kieran Trippier bangs in another free kick A very light look at the weeks results before the brain fog kicks in Wayne Rooney drops some incriminating bombshells about his storied career. Cathal has words with the Atromitos boys as they try to gain...

The January Transfer Window Deadline Day Extravaganza 03.02.2022

The boys are back once again to bring you all the movers and shakers from an unusually busy January transfer window deadline day. Nostradamus himself Cathal's prediction comes true as Frank Lampard finds work again, with relegation battling Everton Adama Traore caps an extremely bizarre transfer window from Barcelona An Aubemeyang and Aaron Ramsey retrospective as we look back on their times...

Ragnick Tells it How It Is, Gerard Remembers How It Was & Cathal Misses All The Fun - Premier League Round-up 25.01.2022

The boys are back with the first ever international edition of the pod as Cathal records live from his new life in Greece. We recap two mid week games including Ralf Ragnick being brutally honest directly in to Ronaldos ear while he tries not to listen Leicester do a Spurs against Spurs as they just absolutely bottle it in extra time.   Chelsea and Spurs have a much tamer battle of the bridge whic...

Benítez Gets The Boot, GG Manchester City, Coutinho Conquers All & Chris Coleman Is Atromitos 'till He Dies 17.01.2022

Thankfully an in-person episode without any technical difficulties hampering the supply chain of sweet, sweet audio honey to your ears. We discuss Rafa Benítez becomes the first of many casualties of Idah-Mania as he once again ends his contract with a Liverpool based premier league club.  City again are Champions elect as we discuss weather or not City are as dominant as Bayern, PSG or The Britis...

Luk Who's Talking? Couti-No Way & Barca Are Back!(allegedly) 10.01.2022

Rumours of our demise have been greatly exaggerated as the boys are back from their extended Christmas sabbaticals. We cover all the big stories we missed during the Christmas void. Romelu Lukaku talks himself into multiple holes and then tries to apologise his way out. Newcastle make Kieran Trippier the first signing of the oil money era, and it seems cursed from day one Man United players and th...

A No-Nonsense Christmas Day Special 25.12.2021

Merry Christmas, everyone. This is a special Christmas episode where we discuss  Even more Movie recommendations including some probably far too early TV listings, a few 1990's action blockbusters & fun for the whole family to enjoy. We make are No-Nonsense Absolutes ™ for the rest of the season followed by some heated debate and some questionable logic Atromitos are half way through the...

Liverpool And Tottenham Play Out a Classic, Arsenal Lash Leeds & The Christmas Cancellations Keep Coming 22.12.2021

The boys are back once again to bring you all of the news in an ever shrinking silly seasons of Premier League fixtures, and all of the rest of the football news around the globe. All bets are off as the referee loses complete control in Liverpool vs Tottenham which leads to a slew of controversy An injury battered Leeds get battered by an actually it turns out quiet good Arsenal side A tough week...

Premier League Christmas Is Cancelled, Moyes The Magnanimous & We Bash Bielsa 17.12.2021

Another week, another round of premier league postponements as Omicron rips through the premier league  fixture list. We discuss: The games that didn't happen  as well as what the future holds for winter time football in the "new normal" Manchester City put 7 bloody goals past the absolutely hapless Leeds united and we question why the hype around Marco Bielsa and his seemingly unco...

Champions League Draw Drama, Aubameyang Captaincy In Question & Covid Cripples Spurs 14.12.2021

Life uh... Finds a way on this week's episode as the boys get into the covid spirit and project their half baked takes into each others mouths. They share they're thoughts on The champions league draw that Andre Arshavin messed up and then had to do again  Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang and his frankly ridiculous disciplinary record under Mikel Arteta Tottenham hotspurs are in serious trouble...

The Bellingham Blame Game, The Ballon Snore & The Battle for Carricks Brain 06.12.2021

The boys are caught on the hop after some midweek games they genuinely didn't know were happening. In todays episode- Arsenal and Man United in a clash to see who is the best team that gets pummelled by all the teams above them. The media asking Carrick who is operating the gears in his head probably has something to do with him leaving his job. All the stars are out for an increasingly point...

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