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And so the dust settles on a very entertaining and also very long season.  Man City are champions, Arsenal finish second, Man United and Newcastle are in the top 4. All that was left to confirm was the relegation battle between Leicester, Leeds and Everton. Before it all wraps up though Erik Ten Hag rouses the Old Trafford faithful with a stirring speech before their FA Cup final derby against Man...

Man City are officially crowned 2022/2023 Premier League Champions as Arsenal slump to defeat against Nottingham Forest on a 'very sad day' for the club according to Mikel Arteta. Putting the charges aside City were deserved winners in the end but the huge asterix beside the title does taint things a little. We ask where does Pep go from here and when or how does the dominance end? Furth...

It looks like the Premier League season is well and truly wrapped up as Arsenal whimper to a 3-0 defeat at home to Brighton in what is surely the end of their title hopes. At least that's what captain Odegaard seems to think. While Man City cruise to another easy victory thanks to Gundogan and Erling Haaland's new found supplement based athleticsm. The Top 4 race reaches it's climax...

Another increasingly common David De Gea disasterclass see's Man United lose to West Ham and open the door to an increasingly improving Liverpool team. The race for top 4 is well and truly on. But how do these howlers impact De Gea's record breaking legacy. Amazing isn't good enough for Gundogan as he goes off in tears after one of the best games of his life against Sam Allardyce&ap...

Liverpool and Tottenham play out an all time Premier League classic which featured a classic Spurs collapse early doors, Liverpool almost letting it slip, Klopp pulling his hamstring and losing his mind and Richarlison chicken dancing just before one of the most crushing Spurs moments yet. Further down the table Big Sam Allardyce has been brought in to try save Leeds United from relegation, but at...

The Premier League final has come and gone and it played out about how a lot of us expected it to. With a resounding victory for Man City. Pep Guardiola's Manchester team have perfected a new wrinkle to their game, the tried and tested lumping it to the big fella. It wasn't this game that has done it for Arsenal, it was the Everton's. the West Ham's the Southamptons' throu...

We're closing in on the big one, Arsenal vs Manchester City to essentially decide the Premier League title. And Arsenal very kindly made it even more important. On this weeks episode we dissect what happened to Arsenal as they drop points for the third game in a row, this time to bottom of the table Southampton. We look at the stats and find out the last time a Premier League winner managed t...

The Premier League races towards the finish line with another exciting weekend of upsets and hammerings. On this weeks episode we ponder have Arsenal really let it slip in a game they were comfortably ahead in against West Ham. Aston Villa absolutely hammer Newcastle and storm their way to potential European glory. Chelsea and Frank Lampard's woes continue as they lose to Brighton, and Todd B...

Punches, elbows, touchline tussles, it's all happening in football this week! On today's episode we chat about just why Robertson reacted how he did after getting a surprisng elbow from a linesman, Frank Lampard somehow returns to Chelsea upon James Corden's request, Brighton are apologised to for the third time this year by the refereeing body after they are robbed against Tottenha...

Due to some scheduling and technical issues we couldn't get a new episode recorded this week but have no fear! We're giving you a sneak peak behind the paywall with a full episode of After The Nonsense. The show where we talk everything BUT football. On the latest After the Nonsense we take another trip down memory lane as we do our best Grandpa Simpson impressions and recall tales of ou...

After a more entertaining than usual international break for our boys in green we give our thoughts on how Kenny's kids are starting to take shape. Ireland lose 1-0 to France in the Aviva thanks to yet another long range shot but things are looking encouraging and at least enjoyable to watch. Tottenham finally bite the bullet and sack Antonio Conte, while Paratici is also banned from all foot...

We are closing in on crunch time this season as the Premier League and FA Cup enter the final international break. Conte gives an explosive press conference as he points the finger at everyone but himself as Tottenham drop points again. Where do Spurs go from here? The red mist descends upon Fulham as they totally and utterly lose the heads against Man United in the FA Cup quarter final. In case o...

Finally some weirdos get their oddly specific wish of a hostless Match of The Day following the Gary Lineker controversy. Match of the Day is a soul-less husk of a highlight package as Alan Shearer, Ian Wright and everyone else you can think of stands in solidarity with Gary Lineker after he is swiftly punished by the BBC An increasingly common Casemiro L as he recieves yet another red card Liverp...

Will has emerged from his cave and Cathal has emerged from his deathbed to sift through the ashes of two amazing Premier League games from last weekend. Manchester United completely crumble in a frankly unbelievable 7-0 loss to Liverpool in Anfield. We try to make sense of how this could possibly have happened and what must Casemiro and co be thinking We have officially reached our limit on fan ba...

Fresh off a huge victory over Barcelona, Manchester United become Carabao Cup champions of the world. The magic of the cup was in full effect as Saudi state owned Newcastle took on soon to be Qatari owned Manchester United. Newcastle's 60 year plus wait for a domestic trophy continues. Erik Ten Hag has got Man United flying and the football social media pages everywhere are making the most of...

https://nononsensepod.buzzsprout.com Hit the link to subscribe for bonus episodes and to hear 'After The Nonsense' our whole new podcast where we talk everything but football! https://nononsensepod.buzzsprout.com We celebrate the second anniversary of the pod! Just as the Premier League title race is blown wide open Man City beat Arsenal and just as it looks like we've reverted back...

Lee Mason!? What have you done again!? Pep Guardiola fires back at the press and their rude attempts to read back his actual quotes. Pannick on the streets of London apparently as Man City fans sink to a bizarre new low in football fandom. Three of the most infuriating VAR errors yet as three human errors take place using the system that eliminates human error. The most money board game idea you&a...

The lads get together on their new favourite holiday of the year to try make sense of a particularly mad week in Premier League Football A 4 year investigation see's Manchester City in some seriously hot water. We ponder what exactly this means and why now? Pep Guardiola's extra sulky demeanour and odd transfer strategy is starting to make more sense as we dust off our old tinfoil hats O...

A brief hiatus from the current madness that is the Premier League saw some newsworthy cup ties and transfers take center stage this week After weeks of desperately trying not to jinx Evan Ferguson he his struck down by Fabinho as the rules swingly wildly out of control once again. Trouble in Pep-adise as Joao Cancelo is swiftly booted out of Man City on loan to Bayern Munich after a rumoured bust...

Like we mentioned last week, things change quickly in football, none more so than in the last week. Arsenal make a huge statement as they manage to defeat Man United in a 3-2 thriller. It is now Arsenal's to lose, confirmed. We take a look at some of the characters involved in the game and how the future might pan out for players such as Nketiah and Antony. Rumors abound as Harry Kane's...

Arguably the biggest week in No Nonsense history as both of our clubs win their derbies Ten Hag's Manchester United manage to complete a 2-1 comeback against Man City after a blatantly offside goal. Whisper it, but is Haaland effecting Man City? Pep Guardiola doesn't actually care about the Premier League anyway so there. Arsenal dominate Spurs in the North London Derby with some help fr...

The boys are back from their post Christmas illness filled break to give a very loose recap of what we missed while we were away Cristiano Ronaldo officially moves to the No Nonsense Pod coloured Al Nassir in Saudi Arabia for a ridiculous sum of money. How will Ronaldo be remembered in future years without ever getting that one crowning World Cup moment. The great Pele passed away and some frankly...

Happy Christmas everyone! Hope you're having a lovely day with the ones you love. And for when you eventually start to feel the uncontrollable anger build, we're here for you. We give some predictions for the upcoming part 2 of the domestic season What does Christmas look like for us and what do we like most about Jesus' birthday month. Do you Know what to watch today? How about som...

Lionel Messi ends all debate as Argentina beat France in one of the most thrilling World Cup finals of all time He genuinely did it, Messi actually won the world cup while being the best player of the tournament with everyone behind him in his last ever World Cup game. Di Maria demonstrates the importance of not comitting heinous crimes against your own team mates France were down and out for most...

The stage is set for the Qatar World Cup 2022 finals, but first a look at how the semi finals panned out. Lionel Messi continues to defy norms at every turn, leaving the masked Gvardiol turned inside out Croatia finally hit a wall after an unlucky penalty and a moment of magic sees everyones favourite team Argentina reach the World Cup final Why losing to Saudi Arabia in embarrassing fashion was t...