No Nonsense

No Nonsense

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Perfecting the art of the take on football with no frills and no cares.

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Jun 5, 2026

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Patreon Preview | Chelsea vs Spurs Madness, Did Ange Postecoglu Get it Wrong? Frank Lampard Lies About Jude Bellingham 10.11.2023

A special preview of this weeks Ultras only bonus episode where we took a look at one of the madder games in recent memory as Spurs took on Chelsea in a game that featured red cards, injuries, the worst hat trick of all time and much more! The Ange Postecoglu love in is over it feels like as the tide turns on the likeable manager after some questionable tactics and mad moments see's Spurs sna...

Arteta is Sick of It, Newcastle's Football Identity, Poch Doesn't Love Chelsea Yet 07.11.2023

Mikel Arteta did not mince his words after a rare triple VAR check during Arsenal vs Newcastle saw a goal stand that may have been out, may have been offside and may have been a foul. Arsenal are standing by their man, but why now and why this game? And why not a month ago when it happened to Liverpool? Newcastle seem to have embraced their self appointed role as the Premier Leagues bad boys...but...

Old Trafford is Falling Down, Everton Take One For The Team, Messi Wins One More Ballon d'Or 31.10.2023

"Old Trafford is falling down, Ten Hag is a (censored) clown, Glazers staying 10 more years, Man City are on the beers". This is the song that bellowed out for 70 odd minutes as Manchester City cruised to a 3-0 win against Man United away from home, as things go from bad to worse for Erik Ten Hag's men that will NEVER be Ajax. Further down the league, Everton fight against the dying...

A Cooking For The Ages, Nostalgia Merchants, Mudryk's Cross-Come-Shot 24.10.2023

Who let the Premier League cook this week? Ex footballer, current chef, Gordon Ramsay kicked things off with one of the worst podcast appearances you'll ever hear in your life on the High Performance Podcast. James Milner was the latest player to get COOKED by Jeremey Doku, we ask what exactly entails a cooking, and has it always been like this? It looks like the end of the road for legendary...

David's Just Like Us - Beckham Documentary Review 18.10.2023

With the regular games on hiatus due to international break, we had a chance to sit down and watch the Beckham series on Netflix. We run through the whole show and discuss the highlights, the haircuts, the insubordination, winning the treble with Man United, somehow winning the league with Real Madrid and the Galacticos, that 'incident' that happened, Posh Spice's terrible timing an...

Arsenal Vs Man City Really Matters, Eden Hazard So Close Yet So Far, The Mike Dean Show Featuring Paul Merson 11.10.2023

Arsenal finally manage to exorcise their demons as they beat Man City for the first time since 2015, back then the games were decided by the teams on the pitch believe it or not! Man Citys back to back losses see's them spiraling, is this the usual October blip or something worse? Brighton and Liverpool played out a 2-2 end to end cracker, but not before the PGMOL and friends had their now tw...

The PGMOL Evidence, Galatasary Conquer Old Trafford - Patreon Preview 06.10.2023

Over on the No Nonsense Patreon, our Ultra's got a bonus Champions League episode where we dove into the Arsenal, Newcastle, Man United and Madrid games and also touched on the incredible PGMOL tapes. That's wrong that Daz! Support the show

VAR You Serious 4 : Where Do We Draw The Line? 03.10.2023

Arguably the most significant human error yet in relation to VAR as Liverpool are reduced to 9 men controversially, and also denied a perfectly good goal from the most easily fixable mistake imaginable. These VAR errors proved costly as Liverpool lost to Spurs with a last minute equaliser. Sorry isn't good enough anymore PGMOL! Outisde of the catalogue of errors there was also some crazy resu...

North London Derby Becomes the #NLD, Newcastle 8 That, Liverpool Go Again, Is Rodri The Best Player In The World Right Now? 26.09.2023

The Premier League rolls on with some big results and some short abbreviations! Arsenal and Spurs finish 2-2 after a back and forth North London Derby, and Spurs new big personalities Ange Postecoglu and James Maddison leave their mark in the post match press conferences. Sheffiled United are put to the sword by Newcastle with 8 goals from 8 different scorers for the first time in history kind of....

Erik Ten Hag Under Pressure, Ange Postecoglou Top Bloke, Richarlison's Redemption Arc, Harry Maguire Mood Shift 19.09.2023

Manchester United's never ending problems continue as they suffer yet another loss to Brighton. Ange Postecoglou's show of basic human decency has been a revelation in the world of professional football and has been a huge part of their rise into top 4 contention. Liverpool have also had a surprisingly good start to the season, but is it based too much on last minute winners ? We also go...

What's Next for Ireland? Neymar's Legacy, Southgates Last Tournament, Hansi Flicked 13.09.2023

It looks like the end of the road for Stephen Kenny as Ireland lose back to back to France and the Netherlands. A failure to adapt tactically punished the Boys in Green again as it looks like we've hit the end of the road for Kenny Ball. Who is being lined up to be the new Irish manager according to the bookies and what's it got to do with skinny jeans? Gareth Southgate has backed his bo...

Sancho Sounds Off, Haaland Would Be Fuming, Evan Ferguson Hat-Trick, Arsenal Favourites for Second 05.09.2023

We're back after a disastrous forced one week exodus to discuss the goings on of an exciting weekend of Premier League Action. Evan Ferguson put his name amongst the greats with a hat trick at just 18 years of age to set the hype train fully in motion as Brighton beat Newcastle 3-1. Man United's woes went from bad to worse as two late goals and some VAR controversy saw them lose 3-1 to A...

Mason Greenwood Gone, Ivan Toney Speaks, Spain Reign Supreme, Postecoglou-Ball 22.08.2023

The rotten state of social discourse has seeped in to the beautiful game as we feel like the VIBES WERE OFF in this last Premier League gameweek. After a long drawn out embarrassing saga, Manchester United officially announce that Mason Greenwood will no longer be a member of the squad going forward. Victory for Spain against England's lionesses see's them win the Women's World Cup....

Caicedo Chaos, Kane Makes The Plane, Newcastle On Top, Is Evan Ferguson Next? 15.08.2023

The Premier League 23/24 campaign is up and running! The blockbuster opening weekend clash between Liverpool and Chelsea was set up with one of the most incredible gazumping of all time as Moises Caicedo chooses Chelsea after Liverpool very publically announce to the world that they don't rate Romeo Lavia and that they are very rich. The great Harry Kane saga of a thousand No Nonsense episode...

The No Nonsense Premier League 23/24 Preview! 10.08.2023

The time has come it is the end of the Summer and the beginning of a brand new Premier League season! We take a look at all the contenders, the potential surprises and the guaranteed certainties! It's not just a new era in terms of players and managers to the Premier League but also for the game itself. As new rules around time wasting and dissent have been brought in, much to the dismay of R...

Ramsdale or Raya?, Fabrizio Romano Gets Here We Go Hoodwinked, McCabe has Driven Our Vera Loca 03.08.2023

Don't worry folks, just one last Summer pod as we rapidly approach the beginning of the new Premier League season. We take a look at some of the latest transfers as it looks like Arsenal are lining up a move for David Raya from Brentford, probably much to the displeasure of their current number one goalkeeper Aaron Ramsdale. Fabrizio Romano has gotten a few things wrong over the last few week...

Saudi Arabia Offer Mbappé 1 BILLION EURO, Messi Stuns The Stars, Ireland Perish in Perth 27.07.2023

Kylian Mbappe was the talk of the sporting world this week as the Saudi Arabian league stumped up an offer worth 1 Billion (with a B) Euro to take the troublesome star off PSG's hands. In an offer so large that even basketballers couldn't believe it. Ireland's Women World Cup hopes came to an end as a defeat to Canada see's us destined not to make it out of the group stage. But...

Women's World Cup 2023 - Ireland Vs Australia 21.07.2023

The 2023 Women's World Cup kicked off with not one but TWO opening games. One of which included Vera Pauw's girls in green as Ireland played Australia in a packed stadium. We recap the game in which an unfortunate penalty saw Ireland lose 1-0, but there are some positives to be taken from the result. We also take a look at our upcoming games in the group of death vs Canada and Nigeria. W...

Henderson's Price, Lukaku Plays Both Sides (badly), Dele Overlap Interview, The Mendy Verdict, Battle of Brisbane 18.07.2023

A grim week in football is broken up by some poor player judgement. Jordan Henderson totally goes back on all of his support for the LGBTQ+ community as he accepts personal terms from worlds funniest football manager Steven Gerrard and his new found Saudi Arabian transfer surplus. Romelu Lukaku loses yet another fanbase as his secret negotiations with Juventus see him losing out on his future move...

Goodbye David De Gea, Harry Kane Breaks America, PSG Ditch New Transfer Model. Arsenal Wait For Declan Rice 13.07.2023

The slow Summer rolls on slowly as we scour the news for the biggest stories this week as we are one month out from the return of the leagues. No Nonsense podcast cornerstone Harry Kane has been slated for an incredibly weird and surprising interview on YouTube sensation Hot One's. This camera, this camera, this camera, tell the people what you think of Tottenham Harry! The end of an era as D...

Wenger Rules in Play, Roy Hodgson's Mini Retirement, Gerrard's Generational Wealth, Vera Pauw Allegations 04.07.2023

What do Wilf Zaha, Dominick Szoboszlai and Steven Gerrard have in common? They're all on the move! Summer pod continues with a loose transfer round-up as we take a look at the in's and out's around the footballing world. Roy Hodgson continues on as Crystal Palace manager no matter what! Steven Gerrard immediately goes back on something he said once again as he heads over to join the...

The Race for Rice, Chelsea Clearance Sale, Spurs Say Nein, Robbie isn't Keane on Politics 28.06.2023

The summer pod officially begins as we skim through this weeks transfer news. Arsenal and Man City are involved in a 100 million + tug of war over Declan Rice, but is it worth it? (note. Man City pulled out of the deal literally as soon as we stopped recording so pretend you haven't heard that aspect of the story yet.) Judgey eyes of the Premier League are cast toward Chelsea as they clear ou...

Acropolis Now - Ireland Lose to Greece, Hey Jude, Messi Vice 19.06.2023

Arguably the worst performance yet for Stephen Kenny's Ireland means the next Euros dream is likely over before it even began as the boys in green lose 2-1 to Greece. 3 years in to the Kenny reign, where do we go from here and what went wrong in Athens? Jude Bellingham's blockbuster move to Real Madrid is official and to put an end to the transfer saga Jude let's Liverpool down one...

Man City Win The Treble, Pep Has Done It All, Grealish Cuts Loose - Champions League Final Recap 13.06.2023

The 2022/2023 season finally comes to an official end as Man City are crowned Champions League winners to cap off their historic treble. In a nervy game where City were far from their best, John Stones shone through while Lukaku had a night to forget. Where do City go from here and will we see the drop off we've seen from the historic teams of the past after a huge success, especially from th...

Gundogan On The Double, The Saudi Super League, De Gea's Off The Team, Fa Cup Final and Europa League Final Recap 07.06.2023

Man City march on towards their historic treble despite Man United's efforts. A goal in 13 seconds from Gundogan saw City comfortably get through the Manchester Derby FA Cup final, despite the referee's best efforts. José Mourinho causes quite the storm as his on pitch and off pitch antics against referee Anthony Taylor see's an innocent man being accosted in an airport as he tries...

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