No Funkin', Strictly Monkin'

*GASP* Is Trudy still alive? Nope, but this podcast is. We're sobered up to talk MR. MONK AND MRS. MONK! Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie If you can still buy the naming rights to stars, name a star "No Funkin', Strictly Monkin.'"

Just as our friend Adrian Monk got lost in the sauce, so too did Andre and Jake to talk MR. MONK GETS DRUNK. Yes, seriously. Andre and Jake recorded this episode drunk. They weren't so drunk it was incoherent, but... Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie If you work at a bar (and bars finally re-open) name a drink the "Strictly Monkin'." It can...

Like a hamster on a wheel, Andre and Jake head into the office to get some work done and cover MR. MONK GOES TO THE OFFICE. Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie If you are an Egyptologist with nothing to lose, fake your next translation to say, "LISTEN TO NO FUNKIN STRICTLY MONKIN," that way, people will think that ancient gods foresaw this pod...

Andre and Jake are under the weather, so they're not getting up, and you shouldn't either. We're talkin' MR. MONK STAYS IN BED! Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie If you're a highly-touted high school football recruit, please include a recommendation to this podcast in your letter of intent.

There's no place like home, and there's no podcast like this one. Andre and Jake are back from their Thanksgiving break to talk MR. MONK GOES HOME AGAIN! Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie Next time you go to the beach, instead of "listening" to the ocean in a seashell, try telling the ocean to listen to this podcast.

Season four has arrived, and so has detective Marty Eels! Listen to Andre and Jake break down MR. MONK AND THE OTHER DETECTIVE! Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie If you appear on Jeopardy! (RIP Alex Trebek), and you don't know the answer for Final Jeopardy, write "Listen to No Funkin', Strictly Monkin'" as your answer instead of a guess.

It's season finale time! Andre and Jake stock up on diapers and wipes to talk MR. MONK AND THE KID! Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie You should absolutely not be traveling for Thanksgiving this year, but if you must, recommend this podcast to your entire extended family as penance.

The race is too close to call! Andre and Jake fill out their ballots and talk MR. MONK AND THE ELECTION! Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie If you happen to have a cousin that was like, fifth-billed on an ABC family TV show in the mid-2000s, text them a link to this podcast.

VEGAS, BABY, VEGAS! Andre and Jake head straight for the slot machines as they discuss all things scarves in MR. MONK GOES TO VEGAS! Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie If you ever find yourself making a quilt, make one of the patches say, "Listen to No Funkin', Strictly Monkin.'"

Honk your horn as much as you like, this podcast isn't going anywhere. Join the guys as they tackle MR. MONK GETS STUCK IN TRAFFIC! Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie Write a thirty-chapter novel where each chapter begins with a large, fancy letter and those letters spell out "LISTEN TO NO FUNKIN, STRICTLY MONKIN"

The great outdoors... is not where this podcast was recorded. Monk may be in witness protection, but Andre and Jake are in the comfort of their apartments, talkin' MR. MONK GETS CABIN FEVER. Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie If you're one of the lawyers representing Trump in one of his election cases, right a recommendation to this podcast a...

We break our six year vow of silence to talk MR. MONK VS. THE COBRA. Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie If you work at the U.S. Mint, put a hidden message that reads "LISTEN TO NO FUNKIN' STRICTLY MONKIN'" on the ten dollar bill. No one noticed the Illuminati stuff, so I'm sure you would get away with it.

Monk's got a new assistant, and we've got two new, great guests. To help cover Natalie Teeger's first episode, we've enlisted the help of Natalie herself (TRAYLOR HOWARD) as well as the actress behind Julie Teeger (EMMY CLARKE). We ask all the important questions like "Was it intimidating to join a popular show mid-way through?" and "Why do you say 'Mr. Monk' as opposed to Adrian?" Great conversat...

Don't bring the Monk down, man! Listen to us discuss MR. MONK TAKES HIS MEDICINE! Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie I don't know if their listens count for our stats, but if you have a poltergeist that haunts you, please recommend this podcast to them.

Survey says... Andre and Jake talk MR. MONK AND THE GAME SHOW. Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie Go on Who Wants to be a Millionaire, get to the million dollar question, and phone a friend. When you phone that friend (whoever you'd like), instead of asking them the question, recommend them No Funkin', Strictly Monkin'.

Clean-up on Aisle Podcast! That makes no sense. Listen to us talk MR. MONK AND THE EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH! Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie If you're a battle rapper, throw a recommendation to this podcast into one of your disses.

We're not crying wolf when we say this episode is good (episode of the podcast; the episode of Monk was just okay). We're talkin' MR. MONK AND THE GIRL WHO CRIED WOLF! Follow the show: @striclymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie When you go to vote (or when you drop off your absentee ballot), thank your local poll worker for the job their doing, and also recommend this...

Gabagool! Andre and Jake find themselves face-to-face with a mafia don as they talk MR. MONK MEETS THE GODFATHER! Ayy, paisan! Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie Share this show with the nearest sea captain.

Looks like we'll have to apply for unemployment because we're talking MR. MONK GETS FIRED. Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie Share this show with your local pharmacist.

Light a candle and empty your fridge, 'cause Andre and Jake are back to talk MR. MONK AND THE BLACKOUT! Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie Find your high school bully on Facebook and, with no explanation, send him a link to this podcast.

Lock the doors! Andre and Jake are back to talk MR. MONK AND THE PANIC ROOM! #JusticeForDarwin Follow the show: @StrictlyMonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie Purposely clog your toilet with paper towels, call a plumber, and when he's over unclogging the pipes, recommend this podcast to him.

New York is a concrete jungle where dreams are made, and Andre and Jake tackle when Mr. Monk hits those streets in MR. MONK TAKES MANHATTAN! Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie Walk up to a random stranger on the street, grab them by the shoulders, look deep into their eyes, and say, with the seriousness of a death in the family, "Listen to No...

Listen to Andre and Jake have an absolutely delightful chat with the creator of Monk, Andy Breckman. Andy shares how the show came to be, from its inception to its casting (including who was ALMOST Monk), as well as some of his favorite and least favorite episodes, and a lot more. It was a real treat to talk to him and I know you'll enjoy this as much as we did. Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Fo...

Prison changes a man, and so does podcasting about the show Monk. Listen to Andre and Jake as they talk the season 2 finale, MR. MONK GOES TO JAIL. And stay tuned for a special announcement at the end! Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie If you work as a cake decorator, decorate your next cake to say, "LISTEN TO NO FUNKIN, STRICTLY MONKIN" no...

If you like this episode, you should put a ring on it. Andre and Jake crack open the journals and talk MR. MONK GETS MARRIED. Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @TheJakeChristie If you share a bathroom with a significant other or roommate, after you take a shower, write "LISTEN TO NO FUNKIN', STRICTLY MONKIN'" on the fogged-up bathroom mirror. That way, when...