No Funkin', Strictly Monkin'

I can't think of a pithy sentence to start this description with. But this is a pretty good episode, and we have a pretty good time discussing it, so tune in. Follow the show: @StrictlyMonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie If you have a HAM Radio, put out a message for everyone within range to listen to this podcast.

If you're looking for a jar of Werther's Originals, I've got bad news: Granny is missing! That's right, Andre and Jake are talking MR. MONK AND THE MISSING GRANNY. Tune in for that episode recap and stay for Jake recapping a Shaq/TMZ encounter from memory. Follow the show: @StrictlyMonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie Consider getting a temporary tattoo on your forehead...

Lights... camera... episode! We're talkin' MR. MONK AND THE TV STAR. Grab a seat (or stand) and listen. Follow the show: @StrictlyMonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie If you yodel, yodel a recommendation for this podcast.

Andre and Jake head back to their childhood homes and dig into the pie that is this really great episode. Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie If you're on a plane right now, AirDrop this podcast to a stranger.

Extra! Extra! Read all about it! -- Andre and Jake talk MR. MONK AND THE PAPERBOY. And this episode DELIVERS. Follow the show: @StrictlyMonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie Share this podcast with the biggest Creed fan in your life.

Hide the Frosted Flakes because we've got a cereal killer on our hands! -- Scratch that. A SERIAL killer. Andre and Jake talk MR. MONK AND THE 12TH MAN. Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @TheJakeChristie If somehow you still keep in contact with your childhood pen pal, tell him or her about this podcast.

This episode, Jake and Andre discuss MR. MONK MEETS THE PLAYBOY, an episode that guest stars Danny Bonaduce as himself. Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Jake: @thejakechristie Follow Andre: @andrebarrera If you ever get kidnapped and are forced to make a hostage video, please blink "LISTEN TO NO FUNKIN', STRICTLY MONKIN'" in Morse code. In would mean a lot.

Don't hit the snooze button -- Andre and Jake are back to talk MR. MONK AND THE SLEEPING SUSPECT. Follow the show: @StrictlyMonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie Next time you go to the beach, put a message in a bottle that just says "Listen to NO FUNKIN', STRICTLY MONKIN'" and throw it into the ocean.

ACT I, SCENE I: Andre and Jake record a podcast about MR. MONK GOES TO THE THEATER. Unlike this episode, this performance did not involve anyone dying (although Andre did have a three-minute-long hiccuping fit that had to be cut out). Follow the show: @StrictlyMonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie If you have a Magic 8 Ball, ask it "Should I share 'No Funkin, Strictly Mo...

If the victim is a 114 year-old man, can you still say his life was cut short? Andre and Jake talk MR. MONK AND THE VERY, VERY OLD MAN (and some other tangents, including how Matthew McConaughey's father died), so listen and enjoy! Follow the show: @StrictlyMonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie Go on Facebook, start to tag someone with the letter 'C,' and the first perso...

If you thought we covered this one already, you'd be forgiven for the mistake. This week, we're talking MR. MONK GOES TO THE CIRCUS (not to be confused with Mr. Monk Goes to the Carnival, which is exactly one season earlier). We talk clowns, annoying plot lines, and what Jake considers one of the greatest scenes in television history. Follow the show: @StrictlyMonkin Follow Andre: @AndreBarrera Fo...

Batter up! Andre and Jake lace up their cleats and hit the diamond as they cover MR. MONK GOES TO THE BALLGAME! Follow the show: @StrictlyMonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie Rate, review, subscribe, share, etc etc etc

Andre and Jake find themselves south of the border as they discuss MR. MONK GOES TO MEXICO. They discuss what has and hasn't aged well, whether the conclusion ruins the rest of the episode, and a Louis CK tangent that Jake inadvertently starts with a offhand joke. Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @TheJakeChristie Rate, review, subscribe.

Pencils down, class! Andre and Jake hit the books to tackle the season two premier of Monk, MR. MONK GOES BACK TO SCHOOL. Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie You have at least one aunt's number in your phone. It will take two seconds to send her a link to this podcast.

It's season finale time here at No Funkin, Strictly Monkin. Hop aboard as Andre and Jake enjoy a leisurely flight with Mr. Monk and friends. We had a lot of fun with this one, and we hope you have the same amount of fun listening. Follow the show: @StrictlyMonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie RATE, REVIEW, SUBSCRIBE, SHARE WITH YOUR AUNT SO HELP ME GOD

Yes, there is an episode of Monk where Willie Nelson is accused of murder. Andre and Jake came together to talk about it. Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie

Don't be alarmed if you feel the earth move beneath your feet: that's just us talking about Mr. Monk and the Earthquake. And don't worry, none of this podcast is in gibberish. Follow the show: @StrictlyMonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie

Take a load off and get ready for a vacation. We travel with Monk and crew as they investigate a murder at a resort. And yes, we do discuss if there are actually 14 different bodily fluids. Follow the show: @StrictlyMonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie Rate, review, subscribe, and SHARE.

If you think it's tough to run 26 consecutive miles, think about how tough podcasting about 120+ consecutive episodes of Monk is! Follow the show: @StrictlyMonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @TheJakeChristie Rate, review, subscribe, share, etc etc etc

Who would have thought Adrian Monk was single and ready to mingle? Certainly not Andre Barrera (because he has never watched this episode before, whereas Jake Christie has -- that's the conceit of the show). Follow the show: @StrictlyMonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @TheJakeChristie RATE, REVIEW, SUBSCRIBE!

Don't be a hero: press play on this podcast. Andre and Jake reconvene to discuss the odd case of Sidney Teal and whether or not Monk is an unforgivably bad boss. Follow the show: @StrictlyMonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @TheJakeChristie

You are not losing your mind: it's a new episode of No Funkin', Strictly Monkin'. Andre and Jake put on their nicest straight jackets to talk about the best episode yet. Follow the show: @StrictlyMonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie

Grab yourself some cotton candy or a funnel cake because it's carnival time! While most carnivals denote fun and joy, this one involves a cop possibly murdering an informant on a Ferris wheel. Join Andre and Jake as they discuss this crime as well as how Adrian Monk absolutely, positively does not belong back on the force. Follow the show: @StrictlyMonkin Follow Jake: @thejakechristie Follow Andre...

Thar she blows! Andre & Jake's MONK watch-through takes them to episode three, MR. MONK MEETS DALE THE WHALE. We discuss the problematic aspects of this episode, how unusual a character Dale "The Whale" Biederbeck is, and whether anyone is named Christiaan. Definitely the best one thus far. Follow the show: @StrictlyMonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @TheJakeChristie RATE REVIEW SUBSC...

I'm sensing you'll enjoy this episode... Andre and Jake reconvene to discuss the second episode of Monk: MR. MONK AND THE PSYCHIC. We discuss the merits of psychics, how guilty the bad guy looks, and whether staging it to look like someone murdered their mistress as a ploy to get them to confess to murdering their wife is entrapment. Follow the show: @StrictlyMonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Fol...