No Bleeps

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Patrick has a crush on Jedi. The Extraterrestrial Hierarchy. Jedi opens up about his MineMark marathon. The endgame has arrived. Subsexuals are near. Virtue Signaling chat. Billy Ballgag. A beach bum weather update. The Whitewalker is finally dead. A genius music billionaire. Neighborhood Chronicles- Witches and Cats. The boys play footsies. Patrick's Cousin has a podcast, the lion dildo, and a de...

Arya is finally eighteen. The Down Syndrome Dragon. Conan O'Brien gets on the couch. Fox News fanatics. How to harness your inner success. The Billionaire Church. Jedi bumps the mic 37 times. Patrick doesn't know music. We flex our comfort levels. Normaling Out. The MineMark Update. Neighborhood Chronicles- Just Keep Knocking. Organizational Theory. Paycheck Pandemonium Part 3. Jedi looks like Bil...

Perfect Blue, the rock gods,  join Patrick and Jedi for a raucous evening. They perform three live songs, talk about their upcoming musical endeavors, and divulge the origin of their creative process. Instagram: perfectbluecrew. They can also be found on YouTube!

The Jerry Seinfeld Decimation. Patrick is a sociopath. Jedi Dishes some more stand up. The average pay paradox. Mcgruff the crime dog. Societal barriers. Jedi has a new chef. Iggy Azalea is stroked. Neighborhood Chronicles-The Rich Laundry Baggers. Another MoFlow full moon. A poem. A Martin Lawrence rant. Chino Chinese. Your pretty face is going to hell. Orny Adams. The mint shaker. Passion vs. Wo...

Emotions are high. Bridging the societal gap. Harambe and the zoo system. The Barstool Sports Girls get reemed again. Human life vs. animal life. State Fair freak shows. Neighborhood Chronicles-The Gay Grandson. Patrick is cracked out. Black rhinos. A very Saudi billionaire. The J.O.I Experience. Ligers are consensual. A stand up comedy interlude. Patrick and Jedi butt heads, rich caddies and more...

We pay tribute to Nipsey Hussle. Cineslaves in the Cinemines with the Cinelords. Is Patrick racist? Julian Assange is skateboarding everywhere. The Barstool Sports Girls get blasted. When you get Cuddle Bugged. Relationship boarding. Netanyahu is on Trump's wavelength. Paycheck Pandemonium part 2. Patrick wants to be black so badly. Jedi at the Jade Lounge, and plenty more, in Episode 33 of No Ble...

Jedi and Patrick finally come out. The Tortured Comic Syndrome is dissected. Richard Pryor was anti whitewashing. Why The Purge is only a movie. The Magic Money System. Walter Russel gets some love. Jedi spits some stand-up. The Cast Couch Update. Patrick gets shaky in the Captain's chair. The Billionaire's are in control. We ask the audience what works. Jerry Jones is old. Neighborhood Chronicles...

Part 3 of the Cowboy Saga, a bonus sixty minutes, all dedicated to alien life forms and weird F**k s**t! Cowboy also drops another amazing song on us. Thank you Cowboy for your time and patience! you were a great guest for three straight episodes. Again, don't forget to scope out Cowboy Starr. He can be found on Instagram, Soundcloud and Spotify.

Is Cowboy Starr a ladies man? We talk instruments that are too large, molding coconuts. Cowboy rocks his ukelele and claims to have been struck by lightning twice. He also dissects his need to be desired, his thoughts on marriage and homosexuality, Secret Mormon Underwear, The Laid Brain, and many more Shenanigans, in episode 30 of No Bleeps! SoundCloud: Cowboy Starr. Instagram: cowboystarr. That'...

Cowboy Starr; a talented musician, stagehand, stand up comic and radio starr, sits down with Jedi and Patrick to talk about the time Jerry Seinfeld juked him, his take on comedians. He teaches Patrick about farenheit 451, Creates a little jingle for us, reminisces with Jedi, and delves into his choice to be a hippie back in the day. SoundCloud.com/CowboyStarr. Instagram: cowboystarr

Winter is coming. Pregnant polar bears. Patrick gets sexist again. Five and Dime stores. The 1950s are debated. Jedi warns against schlong showcasing. The Pinching Method. Short theatre directors. The lice infestation of '95. Earless animals, hotel parties. Lebron James is not a billionaire....yet. Patrick thinks he has an iron lung. Snake fellatio. Jelly fish attacks, Pandora's Box, alien invasio...

Gandhi wasn't all good. Jedi drops some Flux Space knowledge. The Transcendental Movement. We attempt to emulate Bill Burr. Peg leg dicks. Our mixing console is a sexy lady. Patrick strokes Ryan Gosling. Jedi has a great gag reflex. Maine is Canada Lite. Big Dick Branson is our billionaire. Someone has an enlarged e-brake. Purple headed warriors. Ron Burgundy's podcast. Another deep poem by Jedi....

Jedi divulges The Relation Ship Theory and why it's always sinking. The rule of thumb is explained. Negative people need negative people. Occult juice. Polynomial relationships aren't for everyone. Basement Beach weather update. In n' Out relations. Neighborhood chronicles 12257. The origin of sneakers. April Fool's Shenanigans. Jedi nearly falls in love, but there's a catch. This and some more, i...

Howard Stern vs. Joe Rogan. Are schlongs aesthetically pleasing? Justin Bieber's hotel run-in. We discuss the deescalation method. Jedi's canine "attack" fantasy. The Kitchen Dance Champion. Gun control. More poetry. The rich elite. Sandy Hook and Columbine. The effects of survivor's guilt. Patrick thinks sharks are cute. Jedi has new kicks. We go over the current events of the world. Cruise ships...

We talk Edward Snowden. The sound guy possessed Jedi and Patrick. The NCAA hoops scandal. Why we think the law needs an observer. Weird Japanese torture. We dissect Howard Hughes. Appropriate usage of the N-word. The boys get into a scuffle. Rob Dyrdek gets a shout out, and R.I.P to Big Black. Jedi goes into aerospace jibber. We get updated on some current events, including the measles and a lost...

Tom Segura gets blasted. Ray Romano is delightful. What is a Slacktivist? Jedi's burning man name. Apex Legends is discussed. Patrick questions alcoholism. We debate the definition of battle royale. Rich oil tycoons, George and Barbara Bush. Willburr wins Jedi back. Fire Guy is turning into Steve Jobs. Jedi has a new snack then promptly devours it. Why we hate the news. Patrick gives a questionabl...

In a special Saturday evening episode of No Bleeps, we discuss Seinfeld vs. Friends, Laugh track vs. no laugh track. Jedi is eating fish n' chips. The Traveling Onesies are in town. Jesus and the year 34. We discuss the high seas and scurvy. Dr. Drew vs. Dr. Phil. Patrick gives a special shout out. Jedi creates a word and drops some more poetry. The punk rock revolution. We debate the legal age of...

The Bob Ross Phenomenon. Janis Joplin was a man. Patrick's first time mountain climbing. who's gayer? Jedi drops some poetry. We attempt many musical numbers. Neighborhood chronicles 2416. Jedi's guitar shits the bed. We talk Cold Water Cowboys. 80% of our fanbase is from Ireland, which makes no sense. Patrick comes out of the closet. The Queen of England is not a billionaire. Jedi's story time. T...

Joe Rogan is a gorilla. We get devastating news about Clayton. the bent-over grandma makes an appearance. Roman stops by. Jedi's supermodel smooching. We go into fetishes. Jedi plugs Golden Delights too often. What constitutes a transsexual? Alexis Texas is our billionaires club member. Why Patrick doesn't like the beach. We riff on sex workers, Jedi has B-cup knockers, we are 1/20th of the way to...

Andy Richter needed a bigger chair. Bill Burr gets blasted. We order food on air. Jedi reveals a recent run-in from the past. Nicotine vs. marijuana. Joe Rogan gets even more attention from us. Denny's is a billionaire. Jedi drops his bong water. Bill Cosby saved many people. Michael Jackson found Neverland. That, and much more, in our least inspired episode of No Bleeps. Listener Discretion Advis...

The fine line between mental illness and conspiracy theories. Tyler Perry is Patrick Stewart's son. Patrick and Jedi enter a new stratosphere. We dive into Alex Jones' fractured history and why Jedi feels bad for him now. Patrick gets racist again. The three P's in the pyramid. Working away from isolation. Dentistry is a sham. we talk about the odd behavior of our housemate, and more, in Episode 1...

Kevin Smith's close call. Patrick and Jedi are finally mic'd up. Alex Jones' craziness. Jedi talks working on the musical 'Stomp' and has a sneezing fit. Dwayne the stagehand. We describe the new podcast specs. Patrick can't tell time or do math, we talk racism vs. prejudice, and much more, in Episode 17 of No Bleeps.

Jedi's radio voice, Conan O'Brien's dedication to podcasting. Dick Cheney may or may not be a billionaire. The squeaky chair dilemma. Talk radio isn't cool. What is the appeal of podcasts? We praise Joe Rogan, Jedi talks some workplace qualms. We go into public perception, ramble about Mike Tyson, and more, in Episode 16 of No Bleeps.

Jedi works for Billy Idol. Celebrity rich vs. family rich. Our all-star Lyft drivers. Anhedonia is delved into. disabledcism is real. Donald Trump is our billionaires club member of the day, and has more money than Oprah. Escaping the rock bottoms. Comfort vs. cash. Patrick regrets downing Natty Ice. What is job security? Fire guy interrupts us. Jedi is ready for romance again, and we finally get...