No Bleeps

Patrick and Jedi take a trip to Black Bear Diner for a bonus episode of No Bleeps. They encounter three awesome Lyft drivers, one of which gives them hope for humanity.

How to find your path in life. Love is the umbrella to all emotions. Electronics withdrawal. Patrick and Jedi take things to the next level. We create a new gender. Why do we actually play the podcast game? Patrick forgets his password. Jedi has a rusty machete. preconceived notions about roosters. The salary of a dog walker, the Chinese biscuit empire, and much more, in episode 14 of No Bleeps.

The fallacy of guilt. Tesla vs. Edison. If Scientology was legitimate. Farid only set four things on fire, but he's still fire guy. Jedi configures his new laptop, Patrick converts his mary jane. Denzel Washington is not a billionaire and also stopped acting. Jedi eats burnt granola. We jabber about trust fund babies and much more, in episode 13 of No Bleeps.

Patrick and Jedi negotiate the laptop deal. Jedi tinkers with his Bluetooth speaker. Thursdays don't mesh well with us. Jedi briefs us on his hectic work week, Patrick doesn't know where Redwood City is, a house is being built as we record, and tons more, in episode 12 of No Bleeps.

Elton John is not a billionaire. Our neighbors continue to baffle. Jedi dives into the mysteries of his memories. Old school guitarists are super strong. Rich kids with bad parents. We talk Free Solo, "YA!"girls, and tons more, in Episode 11 of No Bleeps.

Harry Potter and the Limp Gauntlet, Revolutionary Porn, Household Pootang, Maxwell House is instant crack. Jack Nicholson isn't dead. The Shining with Krusty the Clown. Jedi is White Morpheus, we disagree on full disclosure. Patrick has a new friend. We debate The Simpsons and comedy. Is it appropriate to cat-call? Money vs. freedom, and more, in episode 10 of No Bleeps.

Wingz; an aspiring music producer, stops by the studio to talk career, life, and his upcoming journey to L.A. Meanwhile, we talk about having an age limit on drivers, the best scene in movie history, Kevin Spacey's Shenanigans. We hire Clayton as a silent producer, and Jedi is STILL wearing his new boots.

U.P.S vs. FedEx, large warehouse compounds. Farid is fire guy and won't watch Game of Thrones. We talk South Park, Patrick's take on bedroom sounds, Jedi's favorite tree is altered, and we dissect the format of our show.

Jedi is Tom Petty. Guitar class posture. Would you defend yourself against someone with down syndrome? Patrick is Frederick Douglas. 1980's sitcoms. Jedi has lived thirty lives. We both stroke our egos, and much much more, in episode 7 of No Bleeps.

The Milky Way Method. Jerry Seinfeld's comedy. The origin of Loki. The duality of The Scary Purple Dragon, and Jedi touches upon his life as an artist.

Patrick still believes in Santa Clause. We talk Easter traditions, Proper podcast etiquette. The Irish have a special Christmas. Patrick ruins a bit. We don't know if we're actually DOIN' it, and more, in episode 5 of No Bleeps.

Abraham Lincoln is a Jew. Elvis is still alive. The benefits of NoFap. Towels vs. socks. Redneck transgender trucker talk. Patrick compares Jedi to Alex Jones. The Secret Space Program, Elon Musk, and someone lies about their dick size.

We move things to the garage and discuss O.C.D, free food, when someone is beyond help, poor-enomics, telekinetic head nods, Slim Jim's and Mccall's. We discuss the benefits of DMT as a therapy, and a tiny bit more, in episode 3 of No Bleeps.

Our friend Clayton stops by to promote his YouTube channel and fix Jedi's guitar. We talk global homelessness, addiction, the fake chandelier is dangerous. We riff about the new generation of "talent", and why are the Kardashians famous?

Patrick and Jedi start their podcast. Farid, the roommate, pops in and drops some knowledge about insects. The Giant Human Fly Swatter should be a thing. we riff about hard video games, trips to Canada, try to Google illegal wood, and debate whether hoarding is a mental illness or not.