Nightly News Roundup

RFK Jr. took his family for a dip in Shit Creek, Saudi Arabia treated Trump to a mobile McDonald's truck during his visit, protestors stormed the Rayburn Building over MAGA attempts to cut Medicaid, and Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer is putting the brakes on Trump appointees until he gets an answer about the Qatari jet gift. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Trump touted an end to the tariff war he created, then bragged about an executive order to lower drug prices, which drug companies don't have to follow, and then defended his accepting a big fat Qatari jet. Poopcopter is here! A Virginia McDonald's has banned people under 21 from dining in, and Josh Hawley throws a red flag on Trump's Medicaid play. All that and a Sports Desk! Hosted on Acast. See...

The Trump Administration happily accepted white refugees from South Africa, Kristi Noem proposed the death penalty for Mexican nationals involved in a boat disaster, and the President also seems to think empty ports are a win. 23 Fox News personalities have found gigs within the new administration, the Secretary of Defense doesn't understand the annual PT test cycle, and Stephen Miller strikes aga...

More than one billion Catholics around the world have a new Pope, a woke, liberal, Marxist, Trump posted about his plan of a deal with the U.K., Whiskey Leaks Pete Hegseth posted an anti-trans videos and offered voluntary separation, meanwhile the involuntary separation of jets from the aircraft carrier Truman was not discussed. India and Pakistan are in the largest dogfight since WWII, the FBI di...

Pete Kegsbreath made a personal decision to stop an arms shipment to Ukraine, Marjorie Taylor Greene's political career could be in deep shit, the Federal Reserve sounds the alarm over Trump's economy, Pakistan and India are dropping jets from the ski, the Trump administration also shut down the CDC infection control committee, and NH state GOP representative thinks teenage girls are ripe and fert...

The Secretary of Defense posed a video of himself bragging about ending vaccine requirements, ranting about climate change, and OF COURSE transgender people in the service. Trump said something batshit crazy during a serious meeting, then ordered the DOJ to free a woman serving time for tampering with voting machines. All that and India and Pakistan are threatening nuclear war. Hosted on Acast. Se...

Trump wants to offer a cool grand to illegal immigrants to leave the U.S., AND he wants to reopen Alcatraz, AND he's big mad at the Wall Street Journal, a wildly respected newspaper founded on capitalistic and conservative values, for asking questions. He's also big mad at 60 Minutes, because of course he is. Oil and natural gas are leaking steadily into the Gulf of Mexico, and Trump announced he...

White House advisor, human Halloween decoration, and part-time Nazi Stephen Miller and his conservative think tank are suing Chief Justice John Roberts for control of all federal courts, and Trump effectively ended Veterans Day and replaced it with Victory in World War I. We also compare the list of grievances in the Declaration of Independence to Trump's administration. Hosted on Acast. See acast...

Trump fired Mike Waltz as his national security advisor, then rehired him as his UN ambassador, then made Marco Rubio his security advisor AND the Secretary of State, Pete Kegsbreath threaten Iran with war in ALL CAPS. Then Trump said anyone buying oil from Iran can't do business with the U.S., and RFK Jr. said he's going to put an end to chemtrails. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more...

ABC's Terry Moran took Trump to task, Trump then tried to pin the struggling economy on Joe Biden while ignoring his tariff war, Arkansas formally recognized Judea and Samaria while also drowning in the aftermath of a biblical flood, Whiskey Leaks Pete has hired a former Fox producer to be his aide, and Elon Musk has left the White House. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information...

DUI hire Pete Hegseth plans to eliminate the Women, Peace, and Security program at the Pentagon, Trump demanded the Justice and Defense Departments find a way to place military members with local law enforcement to prevent crime, empty cargo ships are arriving at American ports which means shelves will empty out soon as well, MAGA moved to block inquiries into the Signal App scandal, and yet anoth...

The White House hints they want the DOJ to arrest judges, ICE is now walking into homes without warrants, Trump says he rules the world, a House Representative has introduced articles of impeachment, and DOGE has access to nuclear systems. Hooray! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Trump has reinstated potentially thousands of student visa applications, causing characteristic chaos, then he trashed not one but two trade agreements he personally signed, Whiskey Leaks denied confirmed reports of his makeup room, then ranted about tampons. The FBI arrested a Wisconsin judge, and then the nation's top cop declared they're coming after judges who don't agree with them. All that a...

Trump 2028 merchandise is now available for purchase. Buy that garbage now before tariffs make that shit unaffordable. A Trump-appointed judge ordered the returns of a migrant mistakenly sent to an El Salvador prison, the Ketamine Kid Elon Musk announced he's stepping back from DOGE to handle his fucked up Tesla company, and Whiskey Leaks' Pete Hegseth's chief of staff is stepping down. We were TH...

Trump walks back his tough tariff talk with China, then his press secretary walked back those remarks, Whiskey Leaks Hegseth ordered a hair and make-up room in the Pentagon for his press briefings and his selfies in the group chat, Fox News announced the only President to poll worse than Trump in his first 100 days is Trump in his second first 100 days, Arkansas MAGA politicians who voted against...

Trump revoked Colombian President Gustavo Petro's visa, Hegseth said leakers who leak that he leaks will be prosecuted, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis is in deep shit for siphoning campaign funds, 60 Minutes' executive producer hangs it up, Dakota State University wants to give Kristi Noem an honorary doctorate, RFK Jr. wants to build a registry of autistic people because he's a gross beast, and we...

DUI hire Pete Hegseth is reportedly on his way out as Secretary of Defense, Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem was victimized as her purse with all her ID and three grand in cash was swiped, Trump announced he's "bringing religion back" during a corporate-sponsored Easter event on the White House lawn, Interior Secretary Doug Burgum handed 500 million acres of public land over to an oil tycoo...

DOGE is likely siphoning funds from cancelled jobs into their own pockets, the Feds are looking to sell sacred Apache land to a Chinese mining company, RFK Jr. moves to close an advisory committee on genetic illnesses in newborns, Ukraine signs minerals deal and the U.S. ends peace talks, and we offer up an NNR-style tribute on the 250th anniversary of Paul Revere's ride. Hosted on Acast. See acas...

Trump’s senior director of counterterrorism says citizens who are demanding due process are aiding and abetting terrorism, Elon Musk says he has autism and RFK Jr. says people with autism can't use toilets on their own, ICE detains a U.S. citizen who has a birth certificate and Social Security card, and gun violence is back in the news. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sen. Van Hollen gets denied a site visit with Abrego Garcia, Dr. Oz debuts new Shaggy haircut, DUI hire Pete Hegseth says he's ready to blow the hell out of Iran, a federal judge issued a two-week ordered for the DOJ to prove they're not in contempt, My Pillow punk Mike Lindell says he's fucked, hacker collective Anonymous releases 10 terabytes of Russian-paid assets, and I might go to jail tomorr...

The VP fumbles the ball, ICE admits they have the wrong guy and arrests him anyway, Trump is caught on camera telling the president of El Salvador he wants to send "homegrown" citizens to prison, a Trump stooge says Trump is fully in the right having the DOJ investigate his haters because the Supreme Court says he has immunity, the human form of Mad Cow Disease is spreading in Oregon, and Measles...

And we have a Constitutional crisis! Trump sided with the El Salvadoran president against the Supreme Court of the United States, then later publically mentioned that it's time to deport home-grown citizens, tariffs are becoming less and less important as the threat of nuclear war rises, Jeff Bezos launched an all-woman crew into space inside a giant dick, and White House, surprise surprise, ignor...

RFK Jr. pledged to discover the cause of autism by September, Trump mulls over giving every Greenlander 10 grand to leave, the DOJ ignores a rare unanimous Supreme Court ruling, fund managers are worried Trump might actually be insane, and the NYPD is looking for a man who performed sex acts on a corpse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

DUI hire Pete Hegseth says the U.S. will take control of the Panama Canal from China, despite the fact China doesn't have control of the Panama Canal, the House passed the SAVE Act which will likely disenfranchise millions of women if it passes the Senate, Deputy FBI Director Dan Bongino wants a 20-man security detail to protect him from the FBI, Trump also slapped medicine with tariffs, and the h...

Trump pushed pause on his tariffs and the Dow Jones rebounded, but before it did he announced on his social media feed that it was a "great time to buy" which in turn sparked market manipulation rumors, and then the President of the United States issued yet another executive order declaring the sun and the wind as non-viable energy sources. POTUS had himself a day. Kash Patel was removed as the Di...